Mar 1, 2016

This College is Banning Energy Drinks For The Most Bizarre Reason Ever

If you attend Middleburg College, you’ll have to find a new way to get your caffeine fix—the school has decided...

Sep 28, 2015

Unless You Want to Have an Awful Night, Don’t Get on Your Bartender’s Bad Side

Any college student knows the beauty of forming a good relationship with the bartenders at their local hangout can change...

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Nov 20, 2013

This $500 Milkshake Needs To Be Added To The COED Lunch Menu

We have it in our budget, right, boss? This would go perfectly with those $176 cocktails we’re still waiting on....

Nov 11, 2013

National Sundae Day: Spiked Ice Cream Treats To Warm You Up

National Sunday Day has arrived one day after the coldest weekend we’ve had here at COED Headquarters–so there’s some good...

Sep 30, 2013

Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [9/30 – 10/3]

We want the workweek to move as quickly as possible, so we scoured the internet for the best releases & events this week to keep you busy.

Aug 26, 2013

Turn Fruit Juice Into Booze In 48 Hours With New Magical Powder

Ever wanted to play Jesus? Because you can turn water (sort of) into wine (sort of) in just two days...

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Aug 3, 2013

Saturday Cocktail: Caliche Rum Cali Sparks

This week's cocktail comes to us from Caliche Rum, dedicated to sloshing you for years.

Saturday Cocktail: Sunny Weather

This week’s cocktail is one of the tastier drinks we’ve recommended, but there are strings attached....

Jul 27, 2013

What’s on Tap This Weekend: Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale, A Beer You Probably Won’t Like

There is something awesome about a beer with the words “Arrogant” and “Bastard” in its name.

Jul 18, 2013

Saturday Cocktail: Ole Smoky’s Full Moon

This is moonshine for people who don’t want mountain redneck moonshine that makes you go blind....

Jun 22, 2013

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Apr 19, 2013

Science Found a Way to Limit Brain Damage Caused By Alcohol, Unfortunately It Involves Physical Movement

Sure drinking is fun and feels harmless if you’re safe about it when you’re young. However, deep down you know...

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Mar 17, 2013

Vodka Lollipops For St. Patrick’s Day. Or May Day. Or Any Day. [VIDEO]

In honor of the Irish celebration of St. Patrick’s Day today, here’s a British dude teaching you how to make...

Mar 4, 2013

Thousands Of Gallons Of Whiskey Accidentally Dumped Down The Drain

No matter how bad things go at your job, you’ll probably never have a day as bad as these workers...

Feb 28, 2013

Pepsi Vending Machine In DC Was Rigged To Sell Malt Liquor To Kids

In the “why didn’t I think of that department,” police in Washington, DC recently discovered an old Pepsi vending machine...

Feb 28, 2013

If You’ve Been Looking For A $900 Flask, Well Here You Go

Typically, I associate flasks with alcoholic degeneracy. The few times I’ve use a flask have involved drinking in places I...

Feb 28, 2013

Man’s Best Friend: Dog That Fetches Vodka [VIDEO]

Hahaha. Stupid dog. We’re not going to drink this sh*t. Fetch us some Ketel One....

Feb 26, 2013

Joe DeRosa’s Never Believe… In Not Drinking

Guest blogger Joe DeRosa is a touring comedian, creator/writer/director of numerous web series, and co-author of the book CHEAT: A...

Feb 21, 2013

What Your Favorite Drink Says About You

When you belly up to the bar and ask for a pour of your favorite libation, you’re not just telling...

Feb 20, 2013

Hangover Cure: Science Finally Cracks One of Mankind’s Most Debilitating Diseases

No man is invincible. You might be able to feel manly when you deplete the whiskey stock of your favorite...

Feb 17, 2013

Drink Up: Today’s The 80th Anniversary Of The End Of Prohibition [PHOTOS]

80 years ago today, the U.S. ended one of its lamest policies of all time....

Feb 1, 2013

Drinking It At Work: Budweiser Black Crown

It’s Friday afternoon of Super Bowl weekend. Might as well get things started early and crack open a beer. Just...

Feb 1, 2013

Vodka Juice Boxes: Your Dream Come True

Vodka bottles have two major problems: portability and lack of a straw....

Jan 25, 2013

WTF, Trader Joe’s: Two Buck Chuck Will No Longer Cost Two Bucks

Your days as a classy wine drinker are over! Trader Joe’s has officially raised the price of their infamous “Two...

Jan 24, 2013

Get Yourself An Instant Wine Chiller So You Can Chill Your Wine Instantly!

Business Insider, the experts at wine chilling, recently turned us on to this nifty invention: the Ravi Solution Instant Wine...

Jan 24, 2013

The 25 Best American Canned Beers

January 24th is Beer Can Appreciation Day. And it seems like people, especially brewers and beer geeks, have been continuing...

Jan 17, 2013

More Proof Alcohol Is Awesome: Vodka Saves Puppy’s Life [VIDEO]

Sure, alcohol can make our lives tolerable, but it can also bring back puppies from the brink of death....

Dec 17, 2012

9 Days Of Christmas Drinking Games

Only 9 days left until we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ the way he would’ve always wanted: a fat...

Dec 13, 2012

The 12 Shots Of Christmas

Since Christmas is all about getting stuff and going to parties, what better way to show everyone how awesome you...

Dec 12, 2012

The 10 Best Songs About Whiskey Of All Time

You don’t have to be a jilted country picker crying in his Jim Beam or a tattooed bad-boy rocker swigging...

Dec 11, 2012

Screw Egg Nog, Beer Nog Is Where It’s At This Christmas

The holidays can certainly be a trying time for any man. Even a hard-as-nails Navy Seal who knows how to...

Dec 7, 2012

Drinking It At Work: Samuel Adams Winter Lager

December 21st, 2012: a number of people have predicted that this date may be the end of the world. If...

Dec 6, 2012

The 10 Manliest Shots Of All-Time

Let’s face it, if a man orders a round of shots and chooses the likes of a Red Headed Slut...

Nov 30, 2012

Drinking It At Work: Sierra Nevada 2012 Celebration Fresh Hop Ale

India Pale Ale — it’s a style that’s almost synonymous with the second coming of American craft beer and (as...

Nov 28, 2012

Best Hangover Cure Ever? Bloody Mary With A Cheeseburger Garnish

The old saying goes “a picture is worth 1000 words” and I believe it’s true because the picture above just...

Nov 26, 2012

How To Open A Wine Bottle Without A Corkscrew [VIDEO]

We constantly see videos of how to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener, but I can barely count...

Nov 21, 2012

This Is Your Brain On Alcohol, Seriously [VIDEO]

Considering the amount of time and money that you’ve spent drunk, don’t you think it’s about time you learned what’s...

Nov 16, 2012

Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes To Feed Your Sweet Tooth And Your Alcoholism

Yes, we’ve been a little heavy on the food stuff recently, but I had to share these brilliant Irish Car...

Nov 12, 2012

Red Bull And Vodka Jello Shots Sound Like An Interesting New Way To Get Drunk

Michelle, the blogger behind That's So Michelle, says her husband came up with this idea for Red Bull and vodka jello shots which is a shame because otherwise we'd have no choice but to marry this woman. Luckily her husband didn't concoct the entire recipe, because it takes a woman's touch to slip a maraschino cherry into every shot for easy handling and an extra burst...

Nov 2, 2012

Drinking It At Work: Shipyard Smashed Pumpkin

Halloween may have passed, but pumpkin beers aren’t just great for one day a year; they’re perfect for any cold...

Oct 31, 2012

Jack Daniel’s To Release A Colorless ‘White Whiskey’ Next Year

From rock stars to alcoholics, everyone loves Jack Daniel’s. Their signature whiskey is relatively easy drinking straight or smooth with...

Oct 26, 2012

Drinking It At Work: Green Flash West Coast IPA

Alright, I’m lying. I am not drinking a Green Flash West Coast IPA at work. I went across the street....

Oct 25, 2012

The New World’s Strongest Beer, Brewmeister Armageddon, Comes From The Same Place As The Old World’s Strongest Beer, Scotland

What’s up with the Scottish? Actually, I know what’s up with this Scottish: they’re raging alcoholics, because for years now,...

Oct 19, 2012

Drinking It At Work: Southern Tier Pumking

“Pumpkin beer” is one of the hardest styles to nail down. It covers a huge range from lightly spiced ales...

Oct 11, 2012

Carve A Pumpkin Keg For Halloween — Or Better Yet, Have Your Girlfriend Do It [VIDEO]

If I had to use one word to describe carving pumpkins for Halloween, I would go with “something idiots do.”...

Oct 9, 2012

Arrested Man So Drunk Police Have To Hold His Head For His Mugshot [VIDEO]

The image pretty much says it all. According to ABC News, the man above — arrested outside of a Humble,...

Sep 27, 2012

If You Can’t Open A Beer With Your Teeth And Then Chug It In One Gulp What Are You Even Doing With Your Life? [VIDEO]

Now, try to overlook the fact that this guy is doing this to a can of Michelob Golden Draft Light if you can... This is an impressive feat. And I'm not saying other people can't do this or haven't done this, but the ease... the confidence with which he performs (yes, this is a performance) on camera is amazing. He takes what is basically a parlor trick and elevates it to pure drinking art...

Aug 31, 2012

These Wild Roses Will Have You Howling Like A Wolf [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Summer is almost gone, but our bottles of boozer are still full, so let’s party! This week on “Drinks of...

Aug 9, 2012

Brown Cow, Sticki Palmer, Cherry Bomb [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Let’s get one thing straight—we don’t test and review hundreds of brands of liquor each year because we like it,...

Aug 2, 2012

Irish Punch, Rocky Top, Très Amigos [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

We’d love to take the easy way out and tell you that all tequilas are the same, or that every...

Jul 12, 2012

Mackintosh Rose, Melon Madness, Old Fashioned [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Whether you’re looking to find some ridiculously tasty mixed drink recipes for this weekend, or you’re hoping to discover some...

Jul 5, 2012

The Easy Eddy, PB&J Pudding Shots, Cali Grapefruit Cocktail [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Summer is in full effect, and with temperatures topping 90 degrees across the nation, there’s no better way to beat...

Jun 27, 2012

Drunk Baby: 40 Charming Pics of Li’l Boozers!

There’s nothing quite as cute as a little baby–especially when he (or she) is hammering down some quality suds while...

Jun 22, 2012

Whale Tail, Rock Out, Kick Start [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

If you like your vodka from Russia, Bourbon from Kentucky, and Whisky from Canada not only are you most defiantly ...

Jun 8, 2012

After-Shave, Wild Russian, Apple Bottom Dreams [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Purchasing booze without having proper knowledge of the flavor profile, distillation methods and overall quality of a particular brand is...

May 25, 2012

Ice Ice Baby, Corpse Reviver, Mountain Sunrise [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

So the weekend is here and you haven’t a clue what you’ll be sippin’ on. Tsk, tsk, but there’s no...

May 18, 2012

Rye Guy Says That Krome’s The Word [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

It’s not every day that you get to sit down at a tasting table with three individual spirits that are...

May 4, 2012

Black Beard Drinks Coco Apples [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

In this week’s installment of “Drinks of the Week,” we’re sipping on three very distinctly-flavored liquor brands–two of which you...

Apr 27, 2012

Have No Reservations About Weaving An Irish Jig [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

The weekend is upon us! It’s time to let loose and unwind, and what better way to do that than...

Apr 18, 2012

The 10-Tini Is A Honeybox Assassin [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Packaging is often what urges consumers to buy a particular liquor brand. Whether it be the labeling, the name, or...

Apr 13, 2012

El Matador’s Bloodhound Is ReDonkulicious [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Mmmm… Tequila, Vodka, and Whiskey! No, we’re not mixing a jumbo batch of jungle juice or long island ice teas…...

Apr 6, 2012

The German Martini and Free Fallin’ Know They’re Sexy [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

It’s common knowledge that each week here at COED, we share our reviews of new and exciting liquor brands. You...

Mar 30, 2012

The Mexican Volcano Is A Cannonball Skyscraper [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

The weekend is knocking at your door and it’s about time you let it in! In this week’s edition of...

Mar 9, 2012

The Waterloo Martini Is a Naked, Salty Dog [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Today marks the 67th consecutive installment of COED’s “Drinks of the Week,” which is a major milestone because today also...

Jan 28, 2012

Watch “The Black Guy” Take 100 Shots of Beer in 100 Minutes [VIDEO]

[springboard id=”cdmg006_ca683d2af86a28146ffc1b2798e7328a” src=”” width=”590″ height=”451″] Real quick for those of you who don’t know what the ‘Centurion Challenge’ is: 100...

Jan 27, 2012

Give Rose-ito Blood & Tears With Crystal Head [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Mmmmm! Rum, vodka and gin… Three of our personal favorites of booze here at COED! In this week’s edition of...

Jan 20, 2012

Ron Jeremy’s Mustache Ride Gives Old Blue Some Pink Passion [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Today marks the 60th consecutive week that COED’s “Drinks of the Week” has been a featuring new and exciting spirits...

Dec 17, 2011

Watch This Drunk Guy Own A Gun-Wielding Robber [VIDEO]

If I've learned two things to not do from rap songs, it's don't sell drugs from your house and don't pull out a gun unless you're willing to use it. I can't tell if the robber in this video is a country music fan, but he clearly hasn't heard about the rule regarding packing heat. How can a self-respecting robber get his ass handed to him by a scrawny drunk dude who's picking up some late-night snacks? I guess embarrasment is the real reason why he's so busy trying to face. Video after the jump!

Dec 14, 2011

The Periodic Table of Boozing [INFOGRAPHIC]

As a high school senior, you think you're tough sh*t and baller and king of the castle / big man on campus when you go off to college. You feel strong about your ability to booze and party. Then you spend the next 4 years getting straight up schooled at the bars and at parties. To help reduce your embarrassing knowledge, the guys at Best Colleges Online put together this infographic of "The College Students Guide To Boozing" - a periodic table of alcoholic drinks covering everything from ciders to wine, whiskey to gin. Print this sh*t out, hang it on your wall, study it. It will get you unprotected sex. Click through to see the full size image.

Dec 12, 2011

Drunks Vs. Highs In a Physical Fitness Test [VIDEO]

This competition sounds like the last thing I'd want to do if I was either drunk or high. The gist of this clip is they get one guy roaring drunk and the other high as a kite, then ask them to compete in various physical tests. I can't blame the one guy for falling asleep in the ball pit, that sounds like absolute hell trying to get out. I couldn't even do that sh*t when I was a sober 12 year old. Check out the video after the jump!

Oct 28, 2011

Nail Her Peg Leg With Heat Lightning [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

When you're living on a budget it can be expensive to go out and experiment with new and exciting liquors. That's where COED Magazine steps in on your behalf! We taste, test, and review exciting liquor brands each and every week to keep you constantly updated on what's good, what's bad, and everything in-between. This week is no exception as we take a look at Drambuie 15 year, Captain Morgan Private Stock, and Rock Town Arkansas Lightning. Check out our full reviews and intoxicating mixed drink recipes after the jump.

Oct 21, 2011

My Darlin’s Sand Trap Needs a Toddy [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Whisky, Tequila, and Vodka... Not only are these probable names of my unborn children, but they're also what we happen to be reviewing this week on Drinks of the Week. First on the docket is Jose Cuervo Platino - Cuervo's only silver tequila. Batting second is a single malt whisky from High Spirits Distillery. And last but not least we take an in-depth look a Bison Grass Vodka, which actually has a blade of grass in the bottle. So what are you waiting for? Check out our reviews and drink recipes after the jump!

Oct 9, 2011

FTW: How To Sneak Booze Into Events (Pt. 2) [VIDEO]

Yesterday we showed you Part 1 of FTW's How to Sneak In Booze, so it's only fair that we show you the second part. Sorry we didn't put this up fast enough for you to bring something to work, but it should help you with wherever you're going tonight. A little helpful tip though: with the Shawshank Consumption you should use a flask instead of one of those little airplane liquor bottles. Don't say I never tried to help you with a problem. Video after the jump!

Oct 5, 2011

FTW Goes WTF For ‘How To Sneak Booze Into Events’ [VIDEO]

I'm all for sneaking booze into events. Entrepreneurs have capitalized on this and have flooded the market with items that allow you to conveniently waltz into a stadium with no less than a pint of alcohol on your person. There's a pouch you wear as a fanny pack under your jeans, a "beer belly" that makes you look fat, and a seat cushion / hemorrhoid pillow. Classic stuff. Then these guys from FTW ('s Video Advice Team), come along and provide us with the most WTF bootlegging items ever. An orange? A watermelon? A f***ing loaf of bread? Yeah, dude, good luck trying to carry that sh*t into a stadium. Check out what I mean after the jump.

Sep 23, 2011

Reyka Blast ‘er Silk Stockings Off Between The Sheets [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Here at COED we don't always agree on everything, but if there's one thing we do agree on, it's that testing and tasting liquor week in and week out is a pretty awesome job! That being said, we're excited to bring you our 43rd consecutive installment of Drinks of the Week. Special thanks goes out to our friends over at Reyka, Peligroso, and OG Brandy who made it all possible. Check out our full reviews and drink recipes after the jump.

Sep 8, 2011

How To Cook With Booze On A Budget

Maybe it’s because I always see Top Chefs do it, maybe it’s become I’m a borderline alcoholic; but to me,...

Sep 1, 2011

34 “Shots” Of Jack Daniel’s For Mr. Jack’s 161st Birthday [PHOTOS]

For the month of September, Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey is celebrating its 161st birthday. To kick off the celebration, they invited people to South Street Seaport to break 7 Guinness World Records. As a celebration of what is right and American, we bring you 36 photos of this iconic bottle in the hands (and other places) of some of the rich and famous. Check out the gallery then join Jack's party for a chance to 1 of 7 prizes after the jump.

Aug 26, 2011

Rose Is A Sparkling, Bionic Wallbanger [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Each week here at COED, we put our livers on the line for you - our loyal readers. Why? Because we're 100% dedicated to publishing interesting, thought-provoking journalism... Plus it's a well-known fact around the office that we write better after we've had a few drinks! That being the case - earlier this week, thanks to our good friends over at Hornitos, Courvoisier, and Svedka we were given the opportunity to test and review three kick-@ss spirits and share our results with you. So, sit back and check out our full reviews and unique drink recipes after the jump!

Aug 25, 2011

10 Drinking Tools To Take Your Boozing From Busch League To Big Leagues

Drinking's just like any other skill - you have n00bz who will drink just about anything IN just about anything with no regard for style or flair then you have professionals - people who take their drinking seriously. If you're not exactly big time when it comes to throwing back booze, chill out, we got you. From gadgets to gear to edible shot glasses, we've discovered 10 products that will elevate your drinking from the minor leagues to big show. No, your cute little beer coozie necklace isn't really cutting it anymore. Instead, impress your pals, lure the ladies and turn any gathering into a full-blast party with these ingenious finds. Check 'em out after the jump.

Aug 19, 2011

Smoky Zoomer, Bourbon Ball, Brooklyn Iced Tea [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]

Vodka, Bourbon, and Moonshine... This week we're taking a close look at COED's three major food drink groups! To get things kicked off we start by taking a look at Brooklyn's only locally made vodka aka Brooklyn Republic Vodka. Next we go traditional with wall established bourbon better known as Maker's Mark, and finally we wrap it all up with a true Tennessee Moonshine by the name of Ole Smoky. Make sure to check our full reviews and mixed drink recipes after the jump!

Aug 17, 2011

27 Crazy & Kick-Ass Beer Koozies [PHOTOS]

The beer koozie, coastie, cozy, coosie, hugger, huggie, cooler, sleeve, or stubby holder keeps one's hand warm while keeping the beer cold while also serving as a simple identifier for one's beverage from another. As summer comes to a close and the cooler months of tailgating season approach, we take a look at some of the more WTF beer koozies from around the internets. Check 'em out in our photo gallery then be sure to peruse to our other beer-themed photo galleries after the jump.