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Feb 25, 2017

High School Moron Breaks Ankle Jumping Off Second Floor Balcony

A high school student thought that it would be funny to jump off a second floor balcony. It actually was...

Feb 24, 2017

Lady Seems To Be Having One Helluva Trip At Wobbleland Music Festival

Last weekend, the Wobbleland music festival took place at the City National Civic in San Jose, California. Until today, I’ve...

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Feb 24, 2017

Northwestern Women’s Basketball Player Makes Regrettable Decision Of Tying Shoe During Game

Last night, Northwestern took on Rutgers in a Big Ten women’s basketball matchup. With roughly 5:40 left in the second...

Feb 23, 2017

Baseball Hall Of Fame Is Honoring Classic “Homer At The Bat” Episode Of ‘The Simpsons’

Quick question: Who’s the biggest snub when it comes to the Baseball Hall of Fame? Pete Rose’s degenerate gambling ass?...

Feb 23, 2017

Draymond Green’s Karate Basketball Video Game Is The Best Of Both Worlds

If you love old school video games, basketball, and gratuitous violence, then you’re in luck! Draymond Green’s Shut Up And...

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Feb 23, 2017

Man Jumps Over Police Tape, Grabs Confederate Flag At College Of Charleston Protest

There was a wild scene at the College of Charleston on Wednesday, as Black Lives Matter and the South Carolina...

Tom Brady Helps Authorities, Creates Hilarious List Of Jersey Thief Suspects

The search for Tom Brady’s missing Super Bowl jersey continues, as authorities are trying to locate the piece of NFL...

Feb 22, 2017

“Wawa Hoagies” Is My New Favorite Rap Song

Rapper Aaron Out just released a song about his love for Wawa, and I don’t think I’ve ever related to...

Feb 22, 2017

Connecticut Town Rationally Reminds Citizens Not To Open Their Doors To ‘Unfamiliar Cattle’

When I was a little, I always told my mom I wanted to be a cop. Not a cool, Bruce...

Feb 22, 2017

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Feb 21, 2017

The President Of Iceland Is A Political Revolutionary & Would Ban Pineapple Pizza

I’ve hated Iceland with every fiber of my being since March 25, 1994, as that’s when D2: The Mighty Ducks...

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Feb 21, 2017

Michigan Student Reenacts Cassie’s “Me & U” Music Video After Coming In Last In Fantasy Football League

University of Michigan student Jake Schreiman finished in last place in his fantasy football league, so he was forced to...

Feb 21, 2017

Kid Gets Lit Up By Parked SUV While Playing Football In The Street

Some kids were playing street football when their game was rudely interrupted by a parked SUV. Watch a young buck...

Feb 21, 2017

Jordan Peele’s Impression Of A Drunk & Depressed Obama Gets An A+ For Accuracy

The American public aren’t the only ones who miss President Obama. Jordan Peele, whose most famous sketch may be his...

Feb 21, 2017

Woman Drives Into Flock Of Birds Expecting Them To Move (Spoiler: They Don’t)

To be completely fair, I would’ve assumed that the birds were going to move too. However, instead of just plowing...

Feb 20, 2017

Take A Wild Guess Which State Has A Woman Who Blows People For $2.14 Worth Of Taco Bell

What happened to the good ole’ days when if you wanted a taco, all you had to do was go...

Feb 18, 2017

Big Sean Slapped At New York Autograph Signing

Last night, Big Sean had a meet-and-greet autograph session at an F.Y.E in Ridgewood, Queens to promote his new album...

Feb 17, 2017

Man Commits To Eating A Picture Of Jason Segel Everyday Until Segel Eats A Picture Of Him

Wow. I mean. F*ck. I’ve seen a lot of things on the internet, but this may be the one that...

Feb 17, 2017

Donald Trump Forcing Chris Christie’s Fat Ass To Order The Meatloaf Is The Best Thing He’s Done Yet

As a Jersey kid, I’ve been on the ‘F*ck Chris Christie’ bandwagon since long before the rest of the nation...

Feb 17, 2017

Group Sex Disagreement Leads To Three Arrests In New York Casino

Everybody knows that casinos are aphrodisiacs. You’ve got the fancy attire, the bright lights, the booze, and the excitement that...

Feb 16, 2017

Very Real Congressman Uses ‘Stranger Things’ To Describe Trump In Very Real Congressional Hearing

I used the phrase ‘very real’ in the title TWICE because I want to stress that this is, in fact,...

Feb 16, 2017

Charlie Day Eats Spicy Wings In New ‘Hot Ones’ Episode

Charlie Day went on the newest episode of First We Feast’s Hot Ones to chow down on ridiculously spicy wings...

Feb 16, 2017

Octopus vs. Crab Fight Has A Shocking Conclusion

Patrick Webster and Connor Gallagher were diving in Monterey Bay, California when they captured one of the most exciting fights...

Feb 16, 2017

Cops Fight Each Other In Kentucky Detention Center

We get fights of the criminal vs. criminal or criminal vs. cop variety all of the time, but today, a...

Feb 16, 2017

3-Star General Demoted For Using Government Credit Cards At The Strip Club

Ronald Lewis, a former Maj. General in the U.S. Army, will be demoted and retire as a brigadier general after...

Feb 16, 2017

DeMarcus Cousins Got Away With One Of The Most Blatant Travels You’ll Ever See

During last night’s game between the Sacramento Kings and Golden State Warriors, DeMarcus Cousins scored a very controversial two points....

Feb 15, 2017

Conor McGregor Is On The Hunt For Khloe Kardashian’s ‘Big Fat Ass’

No one in sports knows how to produce a soundbite or quote quite like The Notorious. Sure, McGregor is an...

Feb 15, 2017

Paraplegic Dude Announces Girlfriend’s Pregnancy In Most Epic Way Possible

Amanda Diesen and Todd Krieg recently arranged a photo shoot to announce their pregnancy and engagement. The photo of their...

Feb 15, 2017

Arizona Baseball Recreates Scene From ‘Major League’ In Hilarious Video

Major League is without question on my Mount Rushmore of baseball movies. The 1989 classic follows a ragtag Cleveland Indians...

Feb 15, 2017

Dude Trolls Girlfriend On Valentine’s Day In Epic Fashion

We made it through another Valentine’s Day, ladies and gentlemen. Pat yourselves on the back for still being single or...

Feb 15, 2017

Dude With 12 Golden Bars In His Ass Got Popped Because He Was ‘Walking Funny’

I mean, no shit. If I wipe my ass too aggressively in the morning I’m walking funny all day, let...

Feb 15, 2017

After Losing Super Bowl Bet, Atlanta Zoo Had To Name An Animal ‘Tom Brady,’ So They Chose A Cockroach

Talk about turning lemons into lemonade. Three-quarters into the Super Bowl, the bet that the Atlanta Zoo and the Roger...

Feb 14, 2017

Man Tries To Impress Girl By Sliding Down Escalator Rail, Breaks Arm In Brutal Fall

Men have been trying to impress females with grandiose gestures since the beginning of time. Most of the time, it’s...

Feb 14, 2017

‘Dude Instantly Regrets Knocking Out His Dad’ Is The Title Of This Video That You Should Watch

Just your classic redneck-drunk-in-the-middle-of-the-day shenanigans. Enjoy....

Feb 13, 2017

20 Greatest Yearbook Quotes That Will Never Be Topped

It’s difficult to make great decisions when you’re 18 years old, especially when it comes to yearbook quotes. That’s why...

Feb 13, 2017

Canada Figured Out A Way To Derail President Trump’s Patently Outrageous Handshake

Epic. I came into Donald Trump’s presidency trying my damnedest to keep an open mind. ‘Maybe he’s the shake-up we...

Feb 12, 2017

These Donald Trump Valentine’s Cards Are Insensitive & Amazing

Here are, hands down, the best Donald Trump Valentine’s Day cards to send to someone you love (or hate). Donald...

Feb 12, 2017

This Guy Sues Uber For An Insane Amount Of Money, Claiming That A Glitch Tipped Off The Wife About His Side Chicks

Some guy in France is suing Uber for an incredible amount of cash. How much dough? The headline suggests “Over...

Feb 11, 2017

Old Man Hits Burger King Employee With A Huge Slap

An old man took Burger King’s “Have It Your Way” slogan way too far. Inside of asking for extra ketchup...

Feb 11, 2017

Florida Man Shot Wife In Butt After She Wouldn’t Consummate Marriage

Florida man Donald Royce may be 76-years-old, but this dude still likes to get it in. After being with his...

Feb 11, 2017

Tourist Gets Too Close, Elephant Launches Her Away With Trunk

A woman in Thailand learned the hard way not to get too close to an elephant. Watch the elephant effortlessly...

Feb 10, 2017

Alabama Woman Belts Out A Terrific ‘Roll Tide’ On ‘The Price Is Right’

On today’s episode of The Price Is Right, Annette Peterson of Alabama got a chance to spin the wheel. She...

Feb 10, 2017

Shia LaBeouf’s Four-Year-Long Live Stream Has Been Shut Down Because Life Is A Black Hole

Didn’t we give Shia carte blanche to do whatever the f*ck he wants? I was under the impression that the...

Feb 10, 2017

Three Classy Ladies Brawl In The Snow

The best thing about a snowstorm is that it always seems to produce viral moments. Whether it’s jackasses falling while...

Feb 10, 2017

These Guys Had A Golf Round Full Of Beer & Debauchery

There’s nothing like hitting the links with your buddies and having a few cold ones. And with all this bullshit...

Feb 9, 2017

Fox News Sure Is Setting The Bar High For Our Nation’s Chief Strategist

It’s like Fox News is saying, “Look, Steve Bannon isn’t in ISIS, people forget that!” In all seriousness, what kind...

Feb 9, 2017

Philly News Reporter Drops Super Awkward Gay Joke

Steve Keeley of Philadelphia’s FOX 29 was out in the elements this morning doing some reporting on the snow. While...

Feb 9, 2017

M. Night Shyamalan Bet Bryan Cranston $100 To Smack Tony Parker’s Ass

Please, please don’t let this be a sign that the GOAT plans on working with M. Night Shamalalamama. I don’t...

Feb 8, 2017

Salt Bae Has Officially Gone Too Damn Far

Don’t get it twisted, this guy has been questionable at best since he first appeared out of Dubai and onto...

Feb 8, 2017

Woman Tries To Take Selfie With Shark, Gets Hand Bitten For Being A Moron

A 35-year-old Brazilian tourist was strolling the beaches of Fernando de Noronha, when she had the bright idea to try...

Feb 8, 2017

Killing Yourself Is Your Only Option After Being Friendzoned This Hard

Okay, since internet bullying is a very buzz-wordy, trendy thing these days, I want to be clear that I’m not...

Feb 8, 2017

Hailey Clauson Stars In Funny or Die Sketch, Posts Insanely Hot Photo To Instagram

Following Hailey Clauson on Instagram over the last 24 hours has been an insanely rewarding experience. First, she posted a...

Feb 8, 2017

ISIS Continues To Prove They’re Giant Cowards, Call In Sick Because Of Headaches & Back Pain

Luckily, this is not #FakeNews. This news is real AF and it’s ever so fitting. In case you haven’t heard,...

Feb 8, 2017

Mother Nature Cucks The Northeast, Gives Us 60 Degrees & Snow In Same Day

Yeah, sure Mother Nature, kick America while we’re down. Awesome. Look, I get that the United States is hugely responsible...

Feb 7, 2017

Dear HBO, Please Cancel ‘Ballers’ And Create This Rock & Gronk Show ASAP

Somebody far smarter than I needs to run some sort of study to figure out how in the HELL Ballers ...

Feb 6, 2017

Alt-Right, Reasonable As Always, Claims Lady Gaga’s Halftime Show Was A Satanic Ritual

I’ve always secretly wondered what it’s like to be delusional. It must be quite liberating to be able to say...

Feb 4, 2017

Florida Man Tried To Steal $7 Billion Because Jesus Wanted Him To

John Michael Haskew of Lakeland, Florida was experiencing some hard times. Back in December, he was unemployed and needed money,...

Feb 4, 2017

New Nazi Punching Video Game Looks Like A Blast

Ever wanted to clock a Nazi, but were afraid of the consequences? Worried about the legal repercussions or that they...

Feb 3, 2017

CNN Mixed Up Faith Evans With Faith Hill & Twitter Had A Field Day

CNN tweeted out an unfortunate typo today, saying that Faith Hill would be releasing a duets album with The Notorious...

Feb 2, 2017

News Anchor Trying To Explain How Teens Use Emojis Is Hilarious

John Hopperstad of Seattle’s Q13 FOX News did parents everywhere a favor by breaking down how teens communicate via emojis....

Feb 1, 2017

WATCH: “NFL 2017” – A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL [VIDEO]

Bad Lip Reading coming in with the fire yet again. Kind of bittersweet, as this is yet ANOTHER reminder that...

Feb 1, 2017

Learning There’s A Human Named Kobe Buffalomeat Has Been The Best Part Of National Signing Day

Just when I thought that Levi Jones’ epic troll job was going to be the highlight of National Signing Day,...

Feb 1, 2017

WATCH: High School LB Levi Jones Trolls UF & FSU Before Committing To USC

Today is National Signing Day, and all of the big-time recruits are revealing to the world which college they will...

Jan 31, 2017

Rob Gronkowski Missed Free Throw On Purpose In High School To Keep Score At 69

As everybody knows, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski absolutely loves making 69 jokes. But in case you’ve been...

Jan 31, 2017

WATCH: Attractive Young Lady Suffers Unfortunate Butt Injury While Dancing

Bonnie-Lee Brown was getting ready for a typical night out with the girls when disaster struck. While performing some elite...

Jan 30, 2017

Badass Old Man With A Cane Stops Attack On Female Bus Driver

Man, we needed this one. Despite what recent headlines may have you believe, America is still full of inherently good,...

Jan 30, 2017

Rest In Peace To This Legend, Who Had Over 130 Wives Because It Was His ‘Divine Mission’

Mohammed Bello Abubakar, a 93-year-old Muslim cleric who wed 130 wives over the course of his life, died on Saturday,...

Jan 28, 2017

How Much Would You Pay For A Piece Of This 1995 Pizza Hut-Donald Trump Commercial?

Did you know The Donald officially endorsed Pizza Hut’s stuffed crust back in 1995? Apparently, Trump would prefer to eat...

Jan 27, 2017

Sportscenter Host Asks Big Boi If His Dog Is ‘Bad Or Boujee’ But It’s Neither Because It’s Dead

This is about a week old and I don’t know how I missed it, but it’s so damn funny that...

Jan 27, 2017

Amazon Has Sold Out Of George Orwell’s ‘1984,’ What A Coincidence!

I want everyone to understand the true scope of Amazon running out of copies of 1984 to sell. Amazon is...

Jan 27, 2017

Trump Hilariously Confirms He’s Watching Fox News By Flickering His Lights On & Off

If we weren’t already living in some bizarre dystopian parallel universe, we sure as hell are now. And unfortunately, I...

Jan 27, 2017

Badass NHL Ref Reminds Everyone Who Daddy Is, Screams ‘F*ck You! Fuck You!’ During Middle Of Game

I’ve been watching more hockey than ever because the NBA is an absolute sham this year. Absolute trash. I don’t...

Jan 25, 2017

University Attempts Caffeine Experiment, Gives Students 100X The Intended Dosage

This has to go on the Mount Rushmore of f*ck ups. Let me break this down for you swiftly and...

Jan 25, 2017

‘Bad Lip Reading’ Took On The Inauguration In What’s Probably Their Funniest Video Yet

Bad Lip Reading makes its triumphant return with what is legitimately their funniest video yet. I don’t know how these...

Jan 25, 2017

Taking Off Your Clothes In The Middle Of An LA Fitness Has Got To Be Against Gym Rules, Right?

I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that getting naked in the middle of your local LA...

Jan 25, 2017

WATCH: Tennessee Player Splits Pants While Celebrating Dunk From The Bench

Last night was full of upsets in college basketball. #1 Villanova lost 74-72 to Marquette, #2 Kansas lost 85-69 to...

Jan 25, 2017

WATCH: Conor McGregor & Floyd Mayweather Fight In ‘Punch-Out!!’ Simulation

The biggest ongoing story in combat sports these days is will Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather face off in a...

Jan 24, 2017

Ted Cruz Casually Hitting Deadspin With The RKO Outta Nowhere

Wow. F*cking Ted Cruz. Just when you think that slithery ex-serial killer had crawled back into the shadows, he comes...

Jan 23, 2017

Welcome To 2017, Where Johnny Manziel Is Tweeting Advice To The President

Damn, Johnny Manziel is really feeling himself in 2017. Fresh off of bagging Bre Tiesi and announcing his attempt to...