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  • Universal Says `Dumb and Dumber To’ Will Hit Theaters um, When?

    Universal Pictures has announced a November 14, 2014, release date for Dumb and Dumber To. The new sequel reunites Jim C…

  • Friday Fails: Greatest Newscaster Fails Ever [VIDEO]

    A lot of Freudian slips going on in this video to go along with the random hit to the face. Enjoy the fails.…

  • ‘KABOOYOW! Woman’ Is Your Latest Local News Internet Celebrity [VIDEO]

    Remember when the point of local news was to inform people by interviewing reputable eyewitnesses who could give an acc…

  • Anyone Without A Digital Camera Is A Child Pornographer

    If you still need to go to a place like Walmart to have your photos developed, the odds are good that you’re a creep.…

  • Drunken A–hole In London Really Takes Rihanna Down A Peg Or Two [PHOTO]

    You know when your sister gets beat on by her boyfriend, breaks up with him then gets back together with him, you get so mad…

  • ‘Real Dumbass’ Reporter Gets Pranked Live On Air During Dorner Coverage [VIDEO]

    Tomorrow’s headline: Prank Caller Causes Thousands To Die Laughing.…

  • Kai, The Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiker, Is This Week’s Internet Hero [VIDEO]

    What kind of person says he’s Jesus and he can do anything he wants too but first we need to get black people off the E…

  • Fox 5 Reporter Tells Us How She Really Feels About This Morning’s Inauguration [VIDEO]

    The most expensive way to celebrate the President’s second term? How about with a whopping fine for using bad wor…

  • TV

    66 Women Who Wowed 2012

    In 2011, Kate Upton dropped everyone’s jaw and consequently topped our list of Woman Who Wowed. But that was ove…

  • The Totally Frat Interview Of A Bro Explaining Why The Fire That Destroyed His House Was “Not Frat” [VIDEO]

    If you check Alexander Maroshek’s Facebook page right now, you’ll see that he’s posted that he has…

  • Next Time Try Not To Admit That The Vacuum Cleaner Man Has Seen Your Tits On TV [VIDEO]

    At first I thought this was pretty funny, but then I realized it was just viral marketing for vacuum cleaners. Any vacuum…

  • Don’t Just Stand There …Unless You’re Drunk [VIDEO]

    Photobombing while sober is so a million years ago. The new hotness is videobombing while you’re so hammered you…

  • Woman Buys iPad From A Stranger At A Gas Station, Is Shocked When It’s Fake

    Jalonta Freeman was just doing what any woman in her situation would do: buying an iPad, sight unseen, at a tremendously…

  • Wild Horse Spotted Jogging In City During Hurricane Sandy [VIDEO]

    Sarah Jessica Parker’s workout routine fears no storm of any sort. Sex and the City 3 isn’t going to star in itself.

  • ‘Dead’ Man Walks In On His Own Funeral [VIDEO]

    Where to even start with this story? How about at the end and we work our way backwards... There are drunk people at the funeral. That's good. I always figure a funeral is a great place to turn up hammered. And apparently Brazilian funerals are pretty casual if they don't even bother to verify if the person in the coffin is the actual person who the funeral is for...

  • Professionalism Is Doing Your Job While A Roach Is Crawling On You [VIDEO]

    There are plenty of jobs where if a roach crawled on you, you probably wouldn’t bat an eye: exterminator, profess…

  • The Worst Local News Reenactment Is Trying Too Hard To Be The Worst Local News Reenactment [VIDEO]

    Look, local news stations. I know you’re desperate for attention. I realize Dayton, OH is not the epicenter of th…

  • Arrested Man So Drunk Police Have To Hold His Head For His Mugshot [VIDEO]

    The image pretty much says it all. According to ABC News, the man above — arrested outside of a Humble, Texas bar &#…

  • Police Bust Truck With ‘Meth Lab’ Written On It For Being A Meth Lab

    According to Mephis’s WMC-TV, police originally pulled over the truck seen above for “driving with ant…

  • Yes, This Ironic ‘The Camera Adds 100 Lbs’ T-Shirt On Television Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

    T-shirts — Is there anything they don’t say? No, not really. Which is why you should save the jokes for your…

  • This Is What Reddit Will Look Like in the Year 3012 [PHOTO]

    The future of Reddit (the internet's second-favorite site behind COED) is looking particularly bright. By 3012, cats have been replaced by Pocket Whales (which already have their own subreddit) on the homepage and Half-Life 3 has finally been announced. Unfortunately, there's been no word on whether or not the site's search functionality will have been updated. Check out a screenshot from the future homepage here.

  • Bacon Shortage ‘Internet Hoax’ Proves People Actually Do Lie on the Internet

    I don't know which emotion is more powerful--my relief that the bacon shortage was just a hoax or my disappointment that people actually twist words around on the internet.

  • Super Soaker Wars Between China and Japan Are Hilariously Non-Lethal [PHOTOS]

    I'm not sure how many of you have actually been following international politics when there are domestic issues (like NFL referees) to worry about, but there's currently a territory dispute between Taiwan, China, and Japan over a series of small isles called the Senkaku Islands. This isn't something we'd bother telling you about except for the fact that the dispute recently involved some of the biggest super soakers on the planet.

  • The Most Important Breaking News You’ll See Today [PIC]

    You think that's shocking? You should hear the eel's side of the story...

  • Heineken Changes Iconic Green Bottle’s Shape

    For the past few years, beer companies have been changing their packaging in an attempt to stand out from the competitio…

  • Pussy Riot Found Guilty! Femme Punk Rockers Learn Russia Is Still Like Russia!

    On February 21st, three members of the Russian punk-rock collective known as Pussy Riot pulled off a guerrilla perform…

  • VietJetAir Serves Up Sexy In-Flight Bikini Dancers [PHOTOS, VIDEO + HOT STEWARDESS TRIBUTE!]

    We’re lucky to get served peanuts when we get stuck flying nowadays. But you can book us on a flight to Ho Chi Minh Ci…

  • Pussy Riot! Russian Punk Rockers Get Love From Madonna And Masses! [40 PHOTOS]

    Wanna know about the real punks, punk? Then check out the ordeal of the ladies of Pussy Riot—who are currently facing up t…

  • Does This 52-Year-Old Nurse Deserve Jail Or Medal of Honor For Having Sex With 16-Year-Old Mental Patient?

    If there was ever someone who took advantage of a disabled person, Jeanette Macleod absolutely fits the bill. The Daily…

  • 20 Fried Facts About Colonel Sanders! [Happy Fried Chicken Day!]

    When you  think about fried chicken, you think about–well, good stuff like delicious food, and bad stuff like h…

  • 50 People of Walmart! To Celebrate 50 Years of Walmart Shopping!

    It's an important day in American history, as we mark the 50th anniversary of the first Walmart store opening in Arkansas. We're probably also marking 50 years of weird people wandering the aisles of America's strangest megastore. Now check out 50 amazing pics via the fine People of Walmart website, and be glad you live in a country where people are free to be--well, to be like Walmart shoppers!

  • TV

    Erin Andrews Leaving ESPN For FOX? 200 Photos Prove It’s A Perfect Match!

    Big news for fans of hot sports reporters who are fans of sports! It looks like ESPN beauty Erin Andrews is just about fed u…

  • Shera Bechard Earns Genius Visa: Playboy Model Started #FriskyFriday! [32 Pics!]

    It’s time for another Playboy model to make the news–although Shera Bechard is doing it in a new way. The fo…

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