Journey singer Steve Perry won the World Series last night–by which we mean that his beloved San Francisco Giants won...
Hey, who won in last night’s game with the Pittsburgh Steelers going up against the Houston Texans? The answer is...
Hey, did you know that “solid dick” used to be slang for straight talk? It’s true–which makes this old comic...
There was a beautiful blood moon over the Empire State Building last night. Unfortunately, our very best Samsung SCH-V770 flip...
We know that advertising uses all kinds of subliminal tricks to get us all excited, but even the COED staffers...
It looks like we’re going to be in for a long school year of controversy, as proud high school seniors...
Grandmothers aren’t what they used to be. We still like to think of them as sweet little old ladies, but...
Texas A&M ran rampant over SMU yesterday, but their doggie mascot Reveille almost got run over. In fact, we’re thinking...
This is Draven Rodriguez–and he’s a student at Schenectady High School who’s fighting to use the above photograph as his...
New Zealand parents were understandably angry after they learned that their children were eating sweet, chewy bags of dicks. According...
The biggest play in the NFL yesterday must have been Pittsburgh Steelers’ Antonio Brown kicking Cleveland Browns punter Spencer Lanning...
On September 6, 1989, MTV aired its 6th annual Video Music Awards–and while it was a relatively unmemorable event,...
Here’s great news for everybody concerned about world affairs, since it seems that the world is uniting over the incredibly...
Every year, we like to look at pics of Burning Man and pretend that it’s kind of like Road Warrior...
We don’t usually fall for every Cute Kid Note that rocks the internet–but we’d really appreciate it if this note...