New Zealand parents were understandably angry after they learned that their children were eating sweet, chewy bags of dicks.
According to The New Zealand Herald, Moyles SuperValue supermarket had received a shipment of assorted gummies (which NZ press hilariously call “lollies”) from China that included 7200 bags of penis-shaped candy and “gummy babies with penises.” The manager of the company who imported the lollies has since apologized to the media for causing the controversy.
But it gets better.
The Chinese company who sent these gummy dicks and gummy baby dicks to NZ also apologized, citing that the shipment was actually meant for England. As though the Queen wouldn’t be upset by a bag of dicks during her afternoon tea.
Update: It’s a shame that I don’t watch as much Louis CK as everyone else in the world, so apologies that I didn’t include this stand-up piece that directly relates to a bag of dicks.