Jun 1, 2017

If You’re Going To Steal 30K Of Something, Might As Well Steal 30,000 … Condoms?

This may be a little strange, but I’ve always secretly wondered to myself that if I were a criminal, what...

May 25, 2017

Drunk Woman Pretends To Be Blind, Robs A Friendly’s At Knifepoint

First of all, Friendly’s still being in business is the upset of the century as far as I’m concerned. The...

May 25, 2017

Woman With Bigger Balls Than I Jumps Onto Hood Of SUV To Stop Carjackers

A security camera captured the wild moment a woman jumped onto the hood of her SUV to stop a carjacking....

Apr 13, 2017

Temple University Shaken After Three Students Are Robbed At Gunpoint

Temple University has sent out a warning to the university after three students were robbed at gunpoint in an off-campus...

Mar 29, 2017

Idiot Thief Forgets To Put On Ski Mask, Puts It On Mid-Heist Despite The Fact That He’s Already Screwed

It’d be like a scene out of Curb Your Enthusiasm: INT – Convenience store – NIGHT Larry is standing at...

Jan 10, 2017

Attention Thieves: Robbing A Gun Store Is Probably Not The Best Idea

One second you’re thinking you’re about to haul off with a sweet score from the local pawn shop, and the...

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Jan 3, 2017

While You Were Drinking & Watching The Ball Drop, These Guys Stole $6 Million

Just blocks from Times Square, three unidentified men pulled a multi-million dollar heist as the New Year’s Eve ball dropped. ...

When I Grow Up, I Want To Be This 12-Year-Old Boy Who Judo-Chopped A Robber

This is how I want to raise my son, to become four feet of absolute courage and tactful in martial...

Dec 14, 2016

This Week In Florida News: Ax-Wielding Burglars Steal Thousands Of Dollars Of Medicine From Walgreens

Your boy had a generally rough weekend so I had to take the L yesterday and work from home. Happens...

Oct 25, 2016

WATCH: This Canadian Who Dressed Up As A Hockey Goalie To Steal Beer Is Classic Canada, Eh?

So yeah, the title pretty much says it all. Classic Canadian move, ay? Take a look at the security cam...

Aug 27, 2016

Aug 17, 2016

WATCH: Lit AF Cigarette Smoking Australian Uses Keg To Break Into Bar, Predictably Fails Miserably

Dude, I’ve wanted a drink as a bad as the next guy, but this is next level. Where’d he get...

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Jul 28, 2016

WATCH: Dude Robs A Couple, But Even Worse, Watches Them While They Sleep For 15 Minutes

Well, I’m perved out. Listen, all you thieves out there, if you’re ever going to rob me, please just do...

Jul 18, 2016

BAMF Of The Week: 7/11 Employee RIPS A Shotgun From Thief’s Grasp

So this is pretty wild, eh? There are few things I’m ready to die for, let alone my job, but...

Jul 5, 2016

World’s Kindest Thief Steals Amazon Package, Leaves Money In It’s Place

Well, this is one of the more bizarre/hilarious/curious articles I’ve ever written: a thief felt about about his thievery, so...

Jun 28, 2016

Check Out This Brutal Story Of How Ravens Runningback Terrance West Being Robbed Twice In 1 Day … By Women

This story about Terrance West being robbed twice in one day by a couple of chicks is pretty wild but...

Jun 6, 2016

Robbery Game On 100: Man Dressed As Armored Truck Driver Steals $75K From Walmart

According to Fox, investigators in Bristow, Oklahoma, were working Monday to identify a man who stole more than $75,000 from...

Aug 23, 2013

Exactly How Not To Commit A Robbery [VIDEO]

Shame his accomplice pulled up the bike. Store owner could’ve got a 2 for 1 deal. Good thing the motorcyclist...

Jun 15, 2013

2 Chainz Got Robbed, Now Named 1 Chain [VIDEO]

The rapper was held up at gunpoint in San Francisco with his posse and he ran like a bitch...

Apr 4, 2013

Chris Bosh Allegedly Robbed Of 340K In Jewelry

According to the Miami-Dade police, Chris Bosh was robbed of over $340k in jewelry (watches, chains, rings) as he was...

Mar 26, 2013

Worst iPhone Robbery Attempt Ever [VIDEO]

Next time just punch a pedestrian in the back of the head like a normal iPhone thief....

Mar 1, 2013

Australian Man Wears Underwear On His Head As Disguise During Robbery [VIDEO]

If you’ve reached a point in your life where you’re robbing service stations to support yourself, chances are you don’t...

Nov 8, 2012

Brazen Robbers Hit Jewelry Store By Riding Their Motorcycles Right Into A Mall [VIDEO]

The problem with getaway cars is that they are always so far away from the place you’re robbing. Plus you...

Oct 24, 2012

Bank Robber Arrested After Returning To Scene Of The Crime Because He Didn’t Get The Full $20,000 He Asked For

According to, the man seen above, Arthur Bundrage, was arrested for robbing a bank when police arrived on the...

Jun 26, 2012

10 Crazy-Assed Creepy Mugshots

What’s worse than taking a bad driver’s license photo? Taking a really creepy mugshot. Not only are you going to...

Dec 25, 2011

The 5 Greatest Unsolved Heists Ever

Watching The Italian Job or Ocean’s 11 may give you the sudden urge to become a master thief; for about two minutes. Then you realize you don’t want to spend the next 10-20 years in prison because they always get caught, right? Actually that is very wrong. Even though almost every high profile robbery and heist is eventually solved, there have been a small number of Hollywood-worthy heists that have turned up no arrests or loot. Take a look at “The 5 Greatest Unsolved Heists Ever” after the jump.

Dec 17, 2011

Watch This Drunk Guy Own A Gun-Wielding Robber [VIDEO]

If I've learned two things to not do from rap songs, it's don't sell drugs from your house and don't pull out a gun unless you're willing to use it. I can't tell if the robber in this video is a country music fan, but he clearly hasn't heard about the rule regarding packing heat. How can a self-respecting robber get his ass handed to him by a scrawny drunk dude who's picking up some late-night snacks? I guess embarrasment is the real reason why he's so busy trying to face. Video after the jump!

Mar 11, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Cookie Monster Arrested, Footloose Thief, Urine Trouble

Today's WTF news items feature the downfall of a beloved Sesame Street character who appears to be really strapped for "dough", a female firefighter-paramedic who most likely has a foot fetish, and a bank robber in Copenhagen who forgot one critical item during his heist - his urine. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Feb 18, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Rubber Robbers, RoboCop Statue, World’s Oldest Cake

Today's WTF news items feature a three guys in Malaysia who tried to steal more than 725,000 condoms from the company they worked for, the mayor's office ruining everyone's fun over a proposed RoboCop statue in Detroit, and the world's oldest cake finds a home in England. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Sep 8, 2010

A Beginner’s Guide to Facebook Places

Remember when you had to pick up a telephone, call a shared number, ask if so-and-so was home, and THEN talk to someone to invite them along to something? This was, of course, after someone else called you to invite you somewhere. Instantaneous information? A thing of the future, man. And now the future's here but it can be confusing so here is how to use Facebook Places.

May 11, 2010

The 10 Weirdest Fetishes in the World

I once knew someone who made his girlfriend hold his junk when he took a leak. While there's no name for the firefighter-esque peeing routine, there are names out there are all the weird fetishes you thought existed in only in your dreams. After a lot of Google searching (hint: turn safe search off), I've discovered the 10 weirdest fetishes in the world.

Mar 25, 2009

The Best Local Commercial, Ever! [Video]

Everyone knows that local commercials can be awesomely awful - but this one is simply awesome. I'm not going to give away the ending, but I will tell you that it involves a hot chick, a horror movie motif and armed robbery. And it just gets better from there.

Feb 15, 2009

Thief Gets Ass Kicked By Clerks

If you're considering ever robbing a liquor store, I think it'd be a good idea if you take a look at this video before throwing on your ski mask. Basically, the thief says, "Give me the money." The clerk goes to take the money out. Then the thief gets impatient, tries to grab the money, and all hell breaks loose. I'm not actually sure who loses this fight because nobody sure as hell wins.

Jun 19, 2008

Iowa Cubs Baseball Game Gets Zero Paying Fans

Iowa Cubs Summer Baseball Game Gets Zero Paying Fans Sexy WAG Gemma Atkinson Hits The Beach Riot Police Should Be...

Oct 17, 2007

The Daily Shocker: World War III

President George W. Bush, in a last-minute attempt to drum up some sort of approval, states that if Iran goes...