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  • 10 Banned Gamblers We’d Like To Go Gambling With [ROGUES GALLERY]

    Yeah, we got some badasses here--so check out our dream of a Vegas posse that'd put the chuckleheads in their place...

  • Some Idiot Faked a Hostage Call Over a Game of “Call of Duty”

    A player got so mad at someone for pwning them during a furious round of Call of Duty that they actually called the cops and…

  • Purple Drank, R.I.P.? The Main Ingredient Is Shutting Down…

    Somewhere today, Lil Wayne and Justin Bieber are both crying. That’s because specialty pharmaceutical compan…

  • Magcon (Might Have) Broke Up, Fans (Might) Start Cutting Themselves

    If you haven’t heard of Magcon…well, join the club. However, the tween boy gang broke up, and plenty of ot…

  • Can You Identify The Portland Pisser? [VIDEO]

    Sound the alarms  because the Portland Pisser is still out there and is probably peeing all up in your water supply as we…

  • Green Bay Packers Fans Can Now Find Love Online

    Green Bay, Wisconsin isn’t the warmest place in the world, and going out to find a date during those cold winter mo…

  • Will Arnett and Amy Poehler Finally Getting A Divorce

    Damn, that took a while. Will Arnett finally filed for a divorce from Amy Poehler. That’s after being separated f…

  • Community College Professor Disciplined For “Game of Thrones” Quote

    Brace yourself–douchebag college administrators are coming. Or, in this case, have come for Professor Franci…

  • 26 Psychedelic Easter Eggs For A Very Special 4/20 [PHOTOS]

    Easter Sunday is on April 20th this year, which makes for a very special holiday--and 4/20 will be even more special if you're pondering the right kind of Easter eggs...

  • This Bryce Harper Gatorade Commercial Looks Like a Gorefest [VIDEO]

    Gatorade’s newest commercial–which stars the Washington National’s Bryce Harper–does…

  • US Airways Twitter Account Guy Won’t Lose Job For…Well, You Know

    We all saw the now infamous US Airways tweet–and for those of you who didn’t, here’s the amazingly N…

  • Miley Cyrus Allergic Reaction Cancels More Shows: Here’s Concert Pics

    Miley’s rough month continues, with the pop diva being hospitalized yesterday in Kansas–due to an all…

  • Old Man Taped 276K To His Junk

    A few officers in German Customs got quite the surprise when they pulled over an elderly couple for a seemingly routine s…

  • Our 10 Favorite Animals Who Have Run For Public Office

    Why have a boring old human Mayor when you can have a cat or a pig or a …well you get the idea…We all know that at…

  • 30 Misspelled Traffic Signs: Let’s Blame BART [GALLERY]

    We're not sure who this BART guy is, but he's screwing up traffic signs all over America--and his work isn't nearly as important as Banksy's...

  • Bloodhound Elected Mayor Of Colorado Town

    There’s a town in Colorado that just voted a bloodhound to be its mayor. It was a tight race, too, since the Pa Kettl…

  • Flavor Flav Pleads Guilty To Threatening A Teenage Boy With A Knife

    Well, Flavor Flav is in the news again–with the rapper admitting to chasing after his girlfriend’s son…

  • Did You See That Blood Moon Last Night? It Was Amazing… [PICS]

    So at 12:53 AM this morning–when you should have been running around, anyway–there was this amazing even…

  • Ron Jeremy Wrote Duke Porn Star Belle Knox A Poem This Weekend [PIC]

    We had a fine time hanging out at the porn-oriented Exxxotica Convention this weekend in Atlantic City–but the b…

  • Shawne Merriman Heading To WWE

    Still upset about the death of the Ultimate Warrior? Well, there are always new heroes (or heels) on the horizon. Consid…

  • Power Up Your Body With the Konami Code Workout [VIDEO]

    Gamers aren’t the healthiest bunch, but a fitness expert may have come up with a way for even the most sedentary bu…

  • Champ Kind (aka David Koechner) Threw A First Pitch Last Night [VIDEO]

    Who’s carrying on the torch for the DVD/Blu-Ray release of Anchorman 2? That’d be David Koechner–…

  • Don’t Sell Pot In Order To Buy A Prom Dress, You Might Get Deported

      Saira Munoz was too broke to buy a dress for prom, so in order to raise some money, she baked a batch of pot brownies…

  • Dallas Mavericks’ Public Address Announcer Suspended Over Twitter Use

    The public address announcer’s job is to keep the fans in the stadium informed on what is happening during the game. Dall…

  • “Tosh.0″ Production Assistant (Not Producer) Accidentally Killed By Cops

    John Winkler (pictured above), who worked as a freelance Production Assistant on Comedy Central’s Tosh.0, wa…

  • The Atari “E.T.” Excavation is On Like Donkey Kong

    A big pile of video game history is about to be unearthed as a group of excavators plan to dig up the stockpile of unsold E.T…

  • Sriracha Was Declared Public Nuisance

    It’s a sad, sad day for all the Sriracha fanatics out there as the Irwindale City Council declared the factory t…

  • Father Ray Kelly Rocs Mic With Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” [VIDEO]

    So you’re at the April 5th wedding of the soon-to-be Mr. & Mrs. Chris and Leah O’Kane, and SonLight Mu…

  • Adam Jones Speaks Out About Fans Running On Field

    Fans have run onto professional fields for a long time. However, Baltimore Orioles outfielder Adam Jones has had enoug…

  • PETA Won’t Turn the Jeffrey Dahmer House Into a Restaurant

    The folks at the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) just love to stick their twisted heads into all sorts…

  • World’s Dumbest Robber Takes Three Tries to Get It Right

    A robber in Florida took a while to get the hang of this whole “holding up a business at gunpoint” thing…

  • University of Kentucky Fan Is Keeping His “Nati9Nal Champs” Tattoo

    Last month, the story of Tyler Austin Black came to the forefront where he got a 2014 National Champions tattoo of his fav…

  • Kyrie Irving Trades Twitter Barbs With Josh Gordon

    There are always times when players from teams in the same city rib each other about how their team is doing compared to th…

  • World’s (Second) Oldest Subway Surfer Dies While Riding The 6 Train

    There’s a lot of terrible ways to travel–but riding on top of a subway train is definitely up there with one…

  • Millions Of Ants Marching Toward Houston

    They’re coming! No, we’re not talking about zombies just yet. We’re just talking about insects, t…

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