Ted Cruz Lookalike Offered Adult Film Deal & Accepts, Because That’s The World We Live In

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Searcy Hayes Photos
Searcy Hayes, a 21-year-old woman from Natchez, Mississippi, went viral last week after Redditors spotted her on Maury looking an awful lot like GOP candidate Ted Cruz. Looking at the screenshot, they have a point — the resemblance (minus the hair) is uncanny — but if you’re anything like us, it’s not a face you want to see on the daily. No offense to the politician, but he’s not exactly Heidi Klum. Which is why we’re shocked Hayes was offered a $10,000 porn deal with XHamster.

Insert 15 minutes of straight gagging here.

The popular adult video site offered $10k to Hayes and her fiancé to star in a six minute video of sweet love making — that’s $1,666.66 per minute.

“We wanted Searcy because overnight she became a viral meme,” XHamster spokesman Mike Kulich told The Huffington Post. “I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.”

And of course, the couple agreed to the deal.

“I’m fine with it because everything is going to support my family,” Hayes explained “I want to get my son whatever he wants.”

We’re gonna guess come high school her son is going to want a non-porn star for a mom, but we could be wrong. However, based on her boyfriend’s comments, we’re going to assume thinking isn’t exactly their strong point.

“It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna!” her fiancé Freddie Green said. “I’m with a star.”

Um, right. Steer clear of the Internet when this thing comes out — it’s going to be everywhere.

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