Oct 13, 2016

You'll Be Surprised By Who Wins This Good Ole Bostonian Road Rage Brawl

BAHHHHHSTAN. BAWWWSTON. AFFLECK! DAMONNNN! BRADDDDDY!!! BIG PAPIIII! Boston shit, ya know? Having a casual highway scrap during lunch time? Also...

Oct 13, 2016

Is This The Unluckiest Beer Pong Play In The History Of Both Alcohol And Competition?

The close quarters of dorm room beer pong came back to bite this poor soul in the ass in the...

Oct 13, 2016

Let's All Laugh At Human Excrement Greg Hardy Getting His Ass Kicked By This Short Chubby Dude

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. I don’t know if you’ve heard or not, but Greg Hardy, he of the NFL blacklist, has decided to...

Corey Feldman Doubles Down On Psychosis, Puts On Another Bizarre Performance On 'The Today Show'

Look, I get what NBC is going for, the first performance went insanely viral, so why not churn out another...

Oct 13, 2016

In Case Your Girlfriend Forces You To Match For Halloween, Here Are The Best Couples Costumes For 2016

As you get older, Halloween starts to abandon its scary and frightening roots and morphs into date night. When did...

Oct 13, 2016

Top 15 Hot & Sexy Halloween Costumes For Women

The hottest Halloween 2016 costumes are going to be gobbled up quickly–just like Halloween candy–by all the women trying to...

Oct 13, 2016

Oct 13, 2016

Bob Dylan, Noted Musician, Wins Nobel Prize In Literature

HOW DOES IT FEEL, YA BUNCH OF LOSER ASS AUTHORS!? The legendary Bob Dylan won the 2016 Nobel Prize in...

Oct 13, 2016

Alex Trebek Kills Any And All Hope Of Woman Finding Boyfriend… Ever

Alex Trebek kind of a sneaky douche. Like, yeah he’s had a hit show for years and absolutely dominates the...

Oct 12, 2016

Trumpkins: The Halloween Trend That's Sweeping The Nation

Both Halloween and Election Day are rapidly approaching, and some passionate Instagram users have found a hilarious way to celebrate...

Oct 12, 2016

Adrien Broner Threatened To Commit Suicide At 3:00 P.M. Today, Friends + Family Very Worried

Adrien Broner, the professional boxer, has taken to Instagram to tell his followers that he’s going to commit suicide at...

Oct 12, 2016

Ivory Coast Soccer Player, Sentenced To Jail Last Month, Saved A Player's Life During World Cup Qualifying Last Night

On September 26, Paris Saint-Germain defender Serge Aurier was handed a suspended two-month jail sentence on Monday for allegedly elbowing...

Oct 12, 2016

LAPD Detective Investigating Derrick Rose Rape Case Found Dead In Home With Gunshot Wound

Nadine Hernandez, an investigator in the Derrick Rose sexual assault trial, was found dead in a Whittier, CA home on ...

Oct 12, 2016

Remember Rich Chigga? He Just Dropped 'Dat $tick' A Remix With Ghostface Killah

A couple of months ago, I brought you this genuinely hilarious video of famous rappers reacting to a song called...

Oct 12, 2016

How About These Brazilian Garbage Women Who Twerk While On The Job?

I’ll start this post by saying I’m decently surprised that Brazil has an operating waste management program. They got doo-doo...

Oct 12, 2016

Take A Wild Guess As To Where This Batsh*t Craziness Happened (Hint: Not Florida)

Nope. Not Florida. Bet you thought it was Florida, didn’t you? Nope, this is my second favorite place on Earth,...