Booze + Food - page 27

Feb 16, 2017

McDonald's Locations Across The US Have Shut Down For 'A Day Without Immigrants' Protest

Now that obese middle-America can’t stuff their fat faces with Big Macs today, maybe they’ll realize how much this country...

Feb 16, 2017

Charlie Day Eats Spicy Wings In New 'Hot Ones' Episode

Charlie Day went on the newest episode of First We Feast’s Hot Ones to chow down on ridiculously spicy wings...

Feb 9, 2017

KFC Is The Latest Fast Food Joint To Commit A Crime Against Humanity With The 'Chizza'

Look, I love fast food just as much as the next drunk guy. I’ll get a bowl from Qdoba, the...

Feb 7, 2017

Cheeto Shaped Like Harambe Sold For $100,000

I want to start off this article by being relatively sincere. To the 132 people who bid on a Cheeto...

Feb 3, 2017

This Satanist Who Tried To Burn Down Popeyes Has Obviously Never Seen 'Little Nicky'

This one confuses me. I always thought Satan and his followers were down with Popeyes chicken. Ever seen a little...

Feb 1, 2017

Chipotle Will Allegedly Take The Biggest L If There's A Mexican Import Tariff

Does this surprise anyone? Other than Ronda Rousey, Chipotle has taken the most Ls on Earth by far, especially over...

Jan 27, 2017

Apparently, Saying 'Fries Extra Crispy' At Burger King Will Score You Some Pot

Yo, I always knew I low-key f*cked with The King for a reason. I mean, just look up. This guy...

Jan 23, 2017

Subway's Pulled Pork & Fritos Sandwich Is A Crime Against Humanity

If you’ve ever read an article of mine, particularly about fast food, you’ll know I’m quite the hater. I haven’t...

Jan 23, 2017

Sierra Nevada Brewery Announces 36-State Recall Of 8 Different Beers

Tough blow for one of the better beer brands out there. Sierra Nevada’s pale ale is one of the most...

Jan 12, 2017

Apparently Alcohol 'Makes Bad Memories Stronger,' Thus Ruining The Only Reason I Drink

This guy? Yeah, that’s me. This was around my junior year of college when I was living in a frat...

Dec 31, 2016

New Year's Eve Memes 2017: Best Memes & Funniest Images

The blazing dumpster fire that was 2016 is mercifully coming to a close. We are finally approaching the finish line...

Dec 29, 2016

More Awful News In 2016: Inventor Of Red Solo Cup Passed Away

2016 keeps kicking our asses, as it was reported today that the inventor of the legendary red Solo cup passed...

Dec 27, 2016

WATCH: Norwegian Maniac Skates In Bathing Suit, Falls Through Ice, Chugs Vodka

51-year-old Tor Eckhoff of Vestfold County in Norway really LOVES the cold. And I cannot stress those all caps enough....

Dec 8, 2016

Win A Trip To The CFP National Championship Game From Dos Equis

For the first time ever, Dos Equis is the Official Beer Sponsor of the College Football Playoff. To celebrate the...