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  • How To Make A Candle Out Of Butter [VIDEO]

    Hey, dude, how about a video about how to make butter out of a candle?…

  • Your Weekend Plans: How To Make Dry Ice At Home [VIDEO]

    Got any big plans this weekend?…

  • How To Open A Beer Bottle Without Touching It [VIDEO]

    I’ve talked before about how I’m sick of all the “how to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener&#…

  • How To Be A Model On Twitter [20 PHOTOS]

    Twitter isn’t just a place to follow your friends and relentlessly tweet at the celebrities you hate; it’…

  • How To Open A Wine Bottle Without A Corkscrew [VIDEO]

    We constantly see videos of how to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener, but I can barely count how many times this ha…

  • How The Most Bad-Ass Man On The River Forges His Knives [PHOTOS]

    Men go on river trips for one reason and one reason only: to act like men. We do that by drinking beers, growing beards, and…

  • How To Get Out Of Bed — A Very Unhelpful How To Video

    Getting out of bed is the hardest thing most of us do everyday. The anguish of having to face another day of our horrible li…

  • Nick Offerman Gives Some Tips About How To Grow A Moustache This Movember [VIDEO]

    The chances of you growing a moustache as regal as Ron Swanson’s are slim to none–but that’s probab…

  • How To Slice A Banana [VIDEO]

    I don't know what I was expecting.

  • The 12 Best Uses Of Empty Crown Royal Bags And Bottles [PHOTOS]

    Who would have known that party animals could be so crafty? As I was cruising through the whiskey’s Facebook pag…

  • How To Clean Your Smelly Sneakers, Revive a Pen, and Other Great Life Hacks [VIDEO]

    It’s been awhile since I’ve taken over the Morning Video duties so I thought that I’d start your day…

  • How To Be A Sports Team Mascot

    I conned my way into being lovable PeaNUT, the team mascot for the minor league baseball team, the Modesto A’s. Yes, for o…

  • How to Have a Barbecue: COED’s Down and Dirty Guide

    Want to have a Memorial Day barbecue? Want to have it without a debate over whether mesquite chips are better than charco…

  • How To Survive A Robot Uprising [VIDEO]

    Zombies and vampires aren’t very likely to actually come and kill you, but you’re not going to be so lucky i…

  • The Most Humane Way To Punish Cats [VIDEO]

    Keeping in mind my extreme dislike for anything feline that doesn’t live in the desert jungle, I have got to hand i…

  • How The Tupac “Hologram” Actually Worked

    There’s no question that Tupac’s return from the grave to perform at Coachella was awesome. Even if you&#…

  • How to Avoid Being a Douchebag Tourist in NYC [PHOTOS]

    Millions of people visit New York City every year. Unfortunately, naive visitors throw a wrench into the delicate gear…

  • The Proper Way To Creep On Facebook [VIDEO]

    For all those amateur Facebook stalkers out there, New Zealand comedian Alex Williamson has got you covered. This how-…

  • 7 Rules To Remember For Your Adult Sleepover

    As much as I would suggest NOT sleeping over at a hook-up’s house, it’s an inevitability that you’l…

  • When You Should Take It To The Next Level… And Leave Her [He Said/She Said]

    The girls over at College Candy wanted me to write a “How To Know When You’re Ready for the Next Step”…

  • The Single Guy’s Guide To Landing a Last Minute Valentine’s Day Date

    Richard La Ruina knows how to pick up women. He knows how to do it so well that he runs Pick Up Artist training and travels ar…

  • How To Turn A Tame Text Into A Scandalous Sext

    Sometimes when you’re texting a hot chick you’re into (or already hooking up with) there comes that moment when t…

  • Build The Ultimate Gaming PC For Around $1,000

    I’m a huge gamer but do 99% of all my gaming on consoles – it frees up the space on my computer for music and por…

  • Reddit’s Guide To Fitness… Yes, THAT Reddit [INFOGRAPHIC]

    When I saw that Reddit made a guide to fitness, I was pretty sure it was just going to be a bunch of 'motivational photos' to help you work out those forearms - I was wrong. In fact, this infographic is the brainchild of Reddit Fitness (Fittit) and the users all left some pretty helpful advice on how you can get started on that New Year's resolution. Of course, you're going to need to do more than read an infographic on the internet but even the Arnold needed to start somewhere.

  • How To Have A Ball On New Year’s Eve

    2012 is just around the corner, but you still need to finish off this year off as well as possible. That, plus the fact that it's just a great night out, is why we place such an importance on balling out on New Year's Eve. Every single year you worry about your plans and what you're going to do, so why not take our advice for a guaranteed good night out? Not everything on the list requires a lot of money, but they'll require commitment. Are you ready for that? Check out COED's NYE guide after the jump!

  • The 5 Funnest Ways To F*ck Up Your Life GUARANTEED!

    As many of you know, the Mayans have explained that we've got less than a year to live. Why not go out in style? A great barometer of your partying should be the following: even if the Mayan-theory goes the way of the Rapture (i.e. revealed to be total cockamamie horsesh*t)** your life should still be over in a year. To get a great headstart on the beginning of the end, you should take our advice and try to do at least three of the five things you'll find after the jump!

  • Ask A Chick: Fingering, Ryan Gosling, Pot vs. Coke vs. Booze

    Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why girls love Ryan Gosling, whether they prefer digital relief or cunnilingus, and dating a dude with serious vices See her answers after the jump!

  • Watching Porn With Your POA [HE SAID / SHE SAID]

    Men love porn. Those who say they don't are lying, are in porn (which technically is watching porn just IRL), or have RIDICULOUS sex lives (think Derek Jeter times Hugh Hefner plus Wilt Chamberlain). Even those guys have probably enjoyed a private screening of "Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge" with a groupie / jersey chaser at least once. On the flip side of that coin, most women NOT associated with porn hate porn or, at the very least, the kind of porn men love. It's definitely not this...

  • 15 Reasons Why Chicks Fake Orgasms

    Unless you're an absolute pornstar, odds are you've probably experienced a woman faking an orgasm. Some are better actors than others. Hell, even few male pornstars can make chicks come to fruition every time. Truth is, most girls can't climax through vaginal intercourse and if they can, it's only from the right moves in the right conditions at the right time in the right setting. While the thought of a chick lying to your grill is downright infuriating, the fairer gender have their reasons. Find out what they are after the jump.

  • Beginner’s Guide To Smoking & Growing Salvia Divinorum

    Perhaps you’ve heard of Salvia Divinorum, that thing you always see in bong tobacco-product shops but never wanted to try out. Or you might just be trying to follow in Miley's footsteps (although if you believe that "I was smoking salvia" myth, you might have just smoked a bowl of it yourself). This plant, native to Mexico, is on a whole other joint than marijuana though. Unlike cannabis, Salvia remains legal for growth in the majority of the United States! Check out how to grow it and smoke it after the jump!

  • Ask A Chick: Raw Doggin’, Spoonin’, How To Get A B-day 3-Way

    Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about when it's okay to NOT use a condom, why chicks love being the little spoon, and how to organize a 3-way on your birthday. See her answers after the jump!

  • How To Grow Your Own Ganja Garden: Germinating Seeds [Weedly Column]

    From the words of Snoop Dogg, "No seeds, no stems, no sticks," makes some of the best weed to buy. With all due respect, Mr. Big Doggy Dizzle, there is one instance where this mantra does not really apply. If you're trying to grow your own stash, you're going to need to get the seeds from somewhere right? Cast away your paranoia like you would a cop without a search warrant and read our guide to germinating your own little Mary Jane after the jump!

  • #TiffanyTuesday Takes On Halloween’s Toughest Questions & Sexiest Costumes

    In this week's edition of #TiffanyTuesday, Ms. Crystal has collected some of her favorite costumes she saw from some sexy ladies posting on twitter over the weekend and answers your questions about couples costumes and picking up chicks on All Hallow's Eve. Click the link to see her insightful replies and hot pics.

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