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Aug 28, 2015News
Want To See What $18 Million of Cocaine Looks Like? Of Course You Do

Want To See What $18 Million of Cocaine Looks Like? Of Course You Do

For those who have never seen $18 million/200 pounds of cocaine before, this is what $18 million/200 pounds of cocaine ...

Aug 7, 2015WTF
Chick Stuffs Heroin Up Her Vagina, Needs Surgery to Get It Out

Chick Stuffs Heroin Up Her Vagina, Needs Surgery to Get It Out

Meet Miranda Baldonado, a 19-year-old chick who recently got pulled over by police while she was carrying heroin. Typical story,...

Jul 9, 2015News
Man Drugged His Girlfriend To Play More Video Games

Man Drugged His Girlfriend To Play More Video Games

A man admitted to a German court that he had prematurely drugged his girlfriend so that he could keep playing...

Apr 3, 2015Culture
Flakka Is The New Synthesized Drug That’s Got Everyone Scared

Flakka Is The New Synthesized Drug That’s Got Everyone Scared

Flakka is the newest synthesized drug–similar to bath salts–that’s now coming to light after a host of scary cases of...

Jul 24, 2014Funny
Feed Me More Of This Fat Guy On Drugs At A Festival [VIDEO]

Feed Me More Of This Fat Guy On Drugs At A Festival [VIDEO]

WorldStarHipHop.com might be one of my favorite guilty pleasures. if not for the fact that they’re pretty much the first...

Jun 3, 2014News
RIP Alexander Shulgin–The First Person To Actually Find “Molly”

RIP Alexander Shulgin–The First Person To Actually Find “Molly”

Renowned biochemist, pharmacologist, and psychopharmacologist Alexander Shulgin died “surrounded by friends and family” last night at the age of 88. ...

Jun 2, 2014Movies
Drug Dealer George Jung of “Blow” Fame Is Out of Prison [VIDEO]

Drug Dealer George Jung of “Blow” Fame Is Out of Prison [VIDEO]

The man who inspired Johnny Depp’s performance in the movie Blow has been released from prison. TMZ reported that George...

Apr 7, 2014Culture
A Guide To Explaining Which Drugs You Should Take At Famous Museums

A Guide To Explaining Which Drugs You Should Take At Famous Museums

Museums aren’t for everybody. Same goes for drugs. But mix the two together and I can guarantee you that you’re...

Nov 12, 2013WTF
Watch An Australian Man Go Through The Road Rage Of The Century [VIDEO]

Watch An Australian Man Go Through The Road Rage Of The Century [VIDEO]

Aw, Crikey! Mate must have replaced the shrimp on the barbie with bath salts from the alley. The 34-year-old man...

Oct 28, 2013Funny
The Bath Salt Freakout To End All Bath Salt Freakouts [VIDEO]

The Bath Salt Freakout To End All Bath Salt Freakouts [VIDEO]

SOOO close to being perfect. Just add a dash of cannibalism and you have yourself the most amazing Bath Salt...

Oct 23, 2013Smoking
Record High 58% Of Americans Are Now In Favor Of Legalizing Marijuana

Record High 58% Of Americans Are Now In Favor Of Legalizing Marijuana

Dope. Literally, dope. Fifty-eight percent of Americans are now chill with pot being legalized as opposed to only 39% against...

Oct 16, 2013News
Science Says Oreo Cookies are as Addictive as Cocaine

Science Says Oreo Cookies are as Addictive as Cocaine

Maybe science can next tell us the sky is blue or water is wet. Of course Oreo cookies are as...

Oct 15, 2013
This Woman On Drugs Could Be An Extra For A Walking Dead Episode [VIDEO]

This Woman On Drugs Could Be An Extra For A Walking Dead Episode [VIDEO]

Somebody call up AMC because we just found the new super villain for the next season of The Walking Dead....

Aug 20, 2013Culture
20 Things You Should Only Do Once In A Blue Moon [PHOTOS + VIDEO]

20 Things You Should Only Do Once In A Blue Moon [PHOTOS + VIDEO]

As I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, there’s going to be a Blue Moon tonight. So have you figured...

Aug 8, 2013Culture
The Lazy Man’s Guide To Getting Jacked

The Lazy Man’s Guide To Getting Jacked

If you’re hesitant to take your shirt off at the beach but don’t actually want to go to the gym...

Jun 26, 2013Culture
There’s A New Illegal Drug Marketplace Website Called Atlantis

There’s A New Illegal Drug Marketplace Website Called Atlantis

By now, anyone interested in buying drugs online has heard of The Silk Road–a “dark web” site accessed by Tor....

Jun 14, 2013Girls
Lindsay Lohan Gets Kicked Out of Rehab

Lindsay Lohan Gets Kicked Out of Rehab

Only LiLo could be asked to leave rehab.

Mar 14, 2013WTF
Drunk Man Falls Asleep In French Fries, Is Awoken By Police, Resumes Eating French Fries [VIDEO]

Drunk Man Falls Asleep In French Fries, Is Awoken By Police, Resumes Eating French Fries [VIDEO]

Engaging in criminal activity is hard work. While you’re constantly looking over your shoulder to see if the police are...

Mar 8, 2013WTF
White Chicks On Drugs And Dancing A Fool To Get You Ready For Ultra 2013 [VIDEO]

White Chicks On Drugs And Dancing A Fool To Get You Ready For Ultra 2013 [VIDEO]

One week and counting. Make sure to save your brain cells for the smorgasburg that is Ultra Music Festival....

Jan 29, 2013
This Jerk Doesn’t Want To Hire Drug Addicts [VIDEO]

This Jerk Doesn’t Want To Hire Drug Addicts [VIDEO]

Someone needs to tell this boss to take a chill pill....

Jan 10, 2013WTF
RIP Mr. Teeth, The Drug-Guarding Gator Who Died

RIP Mr. Teeth, The Drug-Guarding Gator Who Died

Alameda County sheriffs busted Assif Mayar for 34 pounds of processed marijuana (not so unnatural an occurrence), but were thrown...

Jan 3, 2013WTF
Here Are 5 Children Who Just Popped A Molly And Are Sweating… WOO [VIDEO]

Here Are 5 Children Who Just Popped A Molly And Are Sweating… WOO [VIDEO]

Often times I have to turn to my younger cousins to keep me “in the know.” So when they told...

Dec 13, 2012News
Woman Arrested For Cocaine-Filled Breast Implants

Woman Arrested For Cocaine-Filled Breast Implants

Cocaine and breasts: two things guys can get addicted to, two things the government doesn’t want you to put up...

Dec 3, 2012WTF
Stand-up Comedian Finds Cocaine In Heckler’s Jacket [VIDEO]

Stand-up Comedian Finds Cocaine In Heckler’s Jacket [VIDEO]

Everything seemed pretty straight forward: an audience member was being loud and disrupting comics. Between sets, the host decided to...

Oct 26, 2012Smoking
A Supercut Of People Smoking Weed In Movies [VIDEO]

A Supercut Of People Smoking Weed In Movies [VIDEO]

One of the problems with the War on Drugs is that marijuana (aka WEED) is everywhere: it’s talked about in...

Oct 9, 2012WTF
Brazilian Politician Tries To Excite Voters By Passing Out Cocaine Along With Her Leaflets

Brazilian Politician Tries To Excite Voters By Passing Out Cocaine Along With Her Leaflets

In America, politicians get caught using or buying drugs all the time but never actually selling them. And God forbid you actually get caught giving them away--that just shows bad judgement and poor fiscal responsibility. However, this past Sunday Brazilian politician Carme Cristina da Silva Lima was caught handing out packets of cocaine along with leaflets instructing people on how to vote for her.

Oct 8, 2012WTF
Police Bust Truck With ‘Meth Lab’ Written On It For Being A Meth Lab

Police Bust Truck With ‘Meth Lab’ Written On It For Being A Meth Lab

According to Mephis’s WMC-TV, police originally pulled over the truck seen above for “driving with antique issued license plates [that]...

Oct 3, 2012Funny
Modern Youths ‘Not on Enough Drugs’ – Miles Lloyd’s UK Report

Modern Youths ‘Not on Enough Drugs’ – Miles Lloyd’s UK Report

British Prime Minister David Cameron held an emergency meeting at Downing Street today to address startling statistics that show a...

Sep 17, 2012Funny
8 Things You Didn’t Know About John Belushi

8 Things You Didn’t Know About John Belushi

Although John Belushi’s career was short-lived, his impact on the comedy world is one that only few others can match....

Sep 17, 2012Funny
5 Differences Between Breaking Bad Meth and Nazi Meth

5 Differences Between Breaking Bad Meth and Nazi Meth

(ALERT: Scott Calonico is our latest Comedy Vertical contributor. He’s a comedian and filmmaker who lives in Dundee...

Sep 14, 2012Funny
The Kinds Of People Who Listen To Skrillex [VIDEO]

The Kinds Of People Who Listen To Skrillex [VIDEO]

It seems like Vice Magazine’s new music website Noisey has found a real story behind the kinds of people who...

Sep 11, 2012Funny
Chris Rock and Drugs [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

Chris Rock and Drugs [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

Krispy Kremes? Cracky Cremes. Donuts so good - you'll suck a d*ck. This reference is from the classic Chris Rock bit on drugs. Rock comes to the conclusion that if drugs were made in America, they wouldn't be illegal. The government only wants you to get hooked on drugs that they are selling to you. Great point. This classic routine is from the 2004 stand up special: Chris Rock: Never Scared.

Sep 8, 2012Music
Old Man Raves Like A Champion At Kee to The Bala [VIDEO]

Old Man Raves Like A Champion At Kee to The Bala [VIDEO]

You might be feeling a little rough from last night but listen, if this old guy can tear up the...

Sep 2, 2012Culture
The 10 Biggest College Campus Drug Busts In The United States [PHOTOS]

The 10 Biggest College Campus Drug Busts In The United States [PHOTOS]

Money can be a big issue for most college students, so it should come as no surprise that some scholars...