Drunk Man Falls Asleep In French Fries, Is Awoken By Police, Resumes Eating French Fries [VIDEO]

Engaging in criminal activity is hard work. While you’re constantly looking over your shoulder to see if the pol…

Mike | March 14, 2013 1:19 pm

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White Chicks On Drugs And Dancing A Fool To Get You Ready For Ultra 2013 [VIDEO]

One week and counting. Make sure to save your brain cells for the smorgasburg that is Ultra Music Festival.…

Wyatt | March 8, 2013 10:00 am

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DUI Suspect Starts Inhaling Whippets In The Middle Of A Police Chase

Kids, don’t do drugs.…

Mike | February 4, 2013 5:06 pm

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This Jerk Doesn’t Want To Hire Drug Addicts [VIDEO]

Someone needs to tell this boss to take a chill pill.…

Mike | January 29, 2013 6:16 pm | 3 Comments

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RIP Mr. Teeth, The Drug-Guarding Gator Who Died

Alameda County sheriffs busted Assif Mayar for 34 pounds of processed marijuana (not so unnatural an occurrence),…

Wyatt | January 10, 2013 3:23 pm | 1 Comment

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Here Are 5 Children Who Just Popped A Molly And Are Sweating… WOO [VIDEO]

Often times I have to turn to my younger cousins to keep me “in the know.” So when they told me that taking Mol…

Wyatt | January 3, 2013 10:30 am

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Woman Arrested For Cocaine-Filled Breast Implants

Cocaine and breasts: two things guys can get addicted to, two things the government doesn’t want you to put up you…

Mike | December 13, 2012 5:55 pm

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Stand-up Comedian Finds Cocaine In Heckler’s Jacket [VIDEO]

Everything seemed pretty straight forward: an audience member was being loud and disrupting comics. Between sets, th…

Mike | December 3, 2012 12:23 pm

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A Supercut Of People Smoking Weed In Movies [VIDEO]

One of the problems with the War on Drugs is that marijuana (aka WEED) is everywhere: it’s talked about in music, j…

Mike | October 26, 2012 2:38 pm

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Brazilian Politician Tries To Excite Voters By Passing Out Cocaine Along With Her Leaflets

In America, politicians get caught using or buying drugs all the time but never actually selling them. And God forbid you actually get caught giving them away–that just shows bad judgement and poor fiscal responsibility. However, this past Sunday Brazilian politician Carme Cristina da Silva Lima was caught handing out packets of cocaine along with leaflets instructing people on how to vote for her.

Wyatt | October 9, 2012 3:24 pm | 1 Comment

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Police Bust Truck With ‘Meth Lab’ Written On It For Being A Meth Lab

According to Mephis’s WMC-TV, police originally pulled over the truck seen above for ”driving with ant…

Mike | October 8, 2012 2:02 pm | 2 Comments

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Modern Youths ‘Not on Enough Drugs’ – Miles Lloyd’s UK Report

British Prime Minister David Cameron held an emergency meeting at Downing Street today to address startling stati…

Miles Lloyd | October 3, 2012 4:03 pm

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8 Things You Didn’t Know About John Belushi

Although John Belushi’s career was short-lived, his impact on the comedy world is one that only few others can ma…

David Elmaleh | September 17, 2012 4:00 pm

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5 Differences Between Breaking Bad Meth and Nazi Meth

(ALERT: Scott Calonico is our latest Comedy Vertical contributor. He’s a comedian and filmmaker who lives in Du…

scottcalonico | September 17, 2012 1:00 pm

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The Kinds Of People Who Listen To Skrillex [VIDEO]

It seems like Vice Magazine’s new music website Noisey has found a real story behind the kinds of people who like l…

Wyatt | September 14, 2012 9:30 am

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Chris Rock and Drugs [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

Krispy Kremes? Cracky Cremes. Donuts so good – you’ll suck a d*ck. This reference is from the classic Chris Rock bit on drugs. Rock comes to the conclusion that if drugs were made in America, they wouldn’t be illegal. The government only wants you to get hooked on drugs that they are selling to you. Great point. This classic routine is from the 2004 stand up special: Chris Rock: Never Scared.

harmonleon | September 11, 2012 2:00 pm