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Jun 27, 2016

Scientists Have Released The First-Ever Images Of The Brain On LSD

Since this is both the internet, and my job, I’m not going to admit to partaking in any illicit activities...

Jun 22, 2016

An Anti-Aging Drug Has Just Been Approved For Human Trials, Proving The Future Is Now

Science! Gotta love science, man. I have zero clue how it works, but most people don’t, and it’s worked out...

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Mar 24, 2016

JetBlue Flight Attendant Goes Hard AF, Smuggles 70 Pounds Of Cocaine While On The Job

You ever seen the Johnny Depp movie Blow? The one where he plays cocaine smuggling crime lord George Jung? Well,...

Jan 26, 2016

All U.S. High Schools Will Get Naloxone, The Heroin Overdose Reversal Drug

Naloxone, the controversial drug used to reverse a heroin overdose, will officially be distributed to every high school in the...

Dec 10, 2015

Dude Arrested For Owning 70 Magic Mushrooms Plants Took The Mugshot Of The Year

This guy is totally freaking out, man. I mean, what do you expect when your being arrested for possession of...

Nov 11, 2015

Insane Infographic Shows How Much of U.S. Drug Market Is Controlled By El Chapo, And It’s A Lot

Like, a lot , a lot. Joaquin Guzman Loera, “El Chapo”, has been called the “greatest criminal drug threat to...

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Aug 28, 2015

Want To See What $18 Million of Cocaine Looks Like? Of Course You Do

For those who have never seen $18 million/200 pounds of cocaine before, this is what $18 million/200 pounds of cocaine ...

Chick Stuffs Heroin Up Her Vagina, Needs Surgery to Get It Out

Meet Miranda Baldonado, a 19-year-old chick who recently got pulled over by police while she was carrying heroin. Typical story,...

Aug 7, 2015

Man Drugged His Girlfriend To Play More Video Games

A man admitted to a German court that he had prematurely drugged his girlfriend so that he could keep playing...

Jul 9, 2015

Flakka Is The New Synthesized Drug That’s Got Everyone Scared

Flakka is the newest synthesized drug–similar to bath salts–that’s now coming to light after a host of scary cases of...

Apr 3, 2015

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Jul 24, 2014

Feed Me More Of This Fat Guy On Drugs At A Festival [VIDEO]

WorldStarHipHop.com might be one of my favorite guilty pleasures. if not for the fact that they’re pretty much the first...

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Jun 3, 2014

RIP Alexander Shulgin–The First Person To Actually Find “Molly”

Renowned biochemist, pharmacologist, and psychopharmacologist Alexander Shulgin died “surrounded by friends and family” last night at the age of 88. ...

Jun 2, 2014

Drug Dealer George Jung of “Blow” Fame Is Out of Prison [VIDEO]

The man who inspired Johnny Depp’s performance in the movie Blow has been released from prison. TMZ reported that George...

Apr 7, 2014

A Guide To Explaining Which Drugs You Should Take At Famous Museums

Museums aren’t for everybody. Same goes for drugs. But mix the two together and I can guarantee you that you’re...

Nov 12, 2013

Watch An Australian Man Go Through The Road Rage Of The Century [VIDEO]

Aw, Crikey! Mate must have replaced the shrimp on the barbie with bath salts from the alley. The 34-year-old man...

Oct 28, 2013

The Bath Salt Freakout To End All Bath Salt Freakouts [VIDEO]

SOOO close to being perfect. Just add a dash of cannibalism and you have yourself the most amazing Bath Salt...

Oct 23, 2013

Record High 58% Of Americans Are Now In Favor Of Legalizing Marijuana

Dope. Literally, dope. Fifty-eight percent of Americans are now chill with pot being legalized as opposed to only 39% against...

Oct 16, 2013

Science Says Oreo Cookies are as Addictive as Cocaine

Maybe science can next tell us the sky is blue or water is wet. Of course Oreo cookies are as...

Oct 15, 2013

This Woman On Drugs Could Be An Extra For A Walking Dead Episode [VIDEO]

Somebody call up AMC because we just found the new super villain for the next season of The Walking Dead....

Aug 20, 2013

20 Things You Should Only Do Once In A Blue Moon [PHOTOS + VIDEO]

As I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, there’s going to be a Blue Moon tonight. So have you figured...

Aug 8, 2013

The Lazy Man’s Guide To Getting Jacked

If you’re hesitant to take your shirt off at the beach but don’t actually want to go to the gym...

Jun 26, 2013

There’s A New Illegal Drug Marketplace Website Called Atlantis

By now, anyone interested in buying drugs online has heard of The Silk Road–a “dark web” site accessed by Tor....

Jun 14, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Gets Kicked Out of Rehab

Only LiLo could be asked to leave rehab.

Mar 14, 2013

Drunk Man Falls Asleep In French Fries, Is Awoken By Police, Resumes Eating French Fries [VIDEO]

Engaging in criminal activity is hard work. While you’re constantly looking over your shoulder to see if the police are...

Mar 8, 2013

White Chicks On Drugs And Dancing A Fool To Get You Ready For Ultra 2013 [VIDEO]

One week and counting. Make sure to save your brain cells for the smorgasburg that is Ultra Music Festival....

Jan 29, 2013

This Jerk Doesn’t Want To Hire Drug Addicts [VIDEO]

Someone needs to tell this boss to take a chill pill....

Jan 10, 2013

RIP Mr. Teeth, The Drug-Guarding Gator Who Died

Alameda County sheriffs busted Assif Mayar for 34 pounds of processed marijuana (not so unnatural an occurrence), but were thrown...

Jan 3, 2013

Here Are 5 Children Who Just Popped A Molly And Are Sweating… WOO [VIDEO]

Often times I have to turn to my younger cousins to keep me “in the know.” So when they told...

Dec 13, 2012

Woman Arrested For Cocaine-Filled Breast Implants

Cocaine and breasts: two things guys can get addicted to, two things the government doesn’t want you to put up...

Dec 3, 2012

Stand-up Comedian Finds Cocaine In Heckler’s Jacket [VIDEO]

Everything seemed pretty straight forward: an audience member was being loud and disrupting comics. Between sets, the host decided to...

Oct 26, 2012

A Supercut Of People Smoking Weed In Movies [VIDEO]

One of the problems with the War on Drugs is that marijuana (aka WEED) is everywhere: it’s talked about in...

Oct 9, 2012

Brazilian Politician Tries To Excite Voters By Passing Out Cocaine Along With Her Leaflets

In America, politicians get caught using or buying drugs all the time but never actually selling them. And God forbid you actually get caught giving them away--that just shows bad judgement and poor fiscal responsibility. However, this past Sunday Brazilian politician Carme Cristina da Silva Lima was caught handing out packets of cocaine along with leaflets instructing people on how to vote for her.

Oct 8, 2012

Police Bust Truck With ‘Meth Lab’ Written On It For Being A Meth Lab

According to Mephis’s WMC-TV, police originally pulled over the truck seen above for “driving with antique issued license plates [that]...

Oct 3, 2012

Modern Youths ‘Not on Enough Drugs’ – Miles Lloyd’s UK Report

British Prime Minister David Cameron held an emergency meeting at Downing Street today to address startling statistics that show a...

Sep 17, 2012

8 Things You Didn’t Know About John Belushi

Although John Belushi’s career was short-lived, his impact on the comedy world is one that only few others can match....

Sep 17, 2012

5 Differences Between Breaking Bad Meth and Nazi Meth

(ALERT: Scott Calonico is our latest Comedy Vertical contributor. He’s a comedian and filmmaker who lives in Dundee...

Sep 14, 2012

The Kinds Of People Who Listen To Skrillex [VIDEO]

It seems like Vice Magazine’s new music website Noisey has found a real story behind the kinds of people who...

Sep 11, 2012

Chris Rock and Drugs [CLASSIC COMEDY OF THE DAY]

Krispy Kremes? Cracky Cremes. Donuts so good - you'll suck a d*ck. This reference is from the classic Chris Rock bit on drugs. Rock comes to the conclusion that if drugs were made in America, they wouldn't be illegal. The government only wants you to get hooked on drugs that they are selling to you. Great point. This classic routine is from the 2004 stand up special: Chris Rock: Never Scared.

Sep 8, 2012

Old Man Raves Like A Champion At Kee to The Bala [VIDEO]

You might be feeling a little rough from last night but listen, if this old guy can tear up the...

Sep 2, 2012

The 10 Biggest College Campus Drug Busts In The United States [PHOTOS]

Money can be a big issue for most college students, so it should come as no surprise that some scholars...

Sep 1, 2012

The 20 Best Faces Of Dubstep You Might See This Weekend [PHOTOS]

Whether or not you like the sound of dubstep, it’s pretty much a guarantee that more than a few of...

Aug 30, 2012

20 Things You Should Only Do Once In A Blue Moon [PHOTOS + VIDEO]

As I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, there’s going to be a blue moon on the night of Friday,...

Aug 9, 2012

45 Different Drugs, 45 Different Self-Portraits [PHOTOS]

After our little “how to” guide to Silk Road that we posted yesterday, it only makes sense that we follow-up...

Aug 8, 2012

Take A Trip Down The Revamped Silk Road Website

I know that a bunch of Silk Road users are more than a little peeved by all the press that...

Jun 1, 2012

A Dangerously Close Look At The Japanese Yakuza [23 PHOTOS]

Everyone under the sun knows about the Japanese mobster gang known as the Yakuza. Most people are more than content...

May 31, 2012

Drug Smuggling Tips – Direct From The Pros!

In, Drug Smuggling-The Forbidden Book, (penned by K. Hawkeye Gross) there are plenty of drug smuggling tips by someone who...

May 30, 2012

Rapper El-P Balls Out With A Drugged-Up Squirrel [VIDEO]

You don’t want to f*ck with rapper El-P, especially when he’s hanging with his tweaked out squirrel. If you don’t...

May 3, 2012

Marijuana-Laced Wine Hits a New High

The popularity of pot wine is on the rise in Northern California. Infusing wine with THC has become all the...

Feb 16, 2012

Introducing The New Logo for YOUR THCU Stoned Frogs! [PHOTO]

Yesterday (2/15), Busted Coverage relayed the Fort Worth Star-Telegraph story about the 17 TCU students arrested for dealing drugs, four...

Feb 8, 2012

I Feel Like We All Know This Guy From Somewhere [VIDEO]

You know that guy who didn’t slow down the partying after college, but instead actually kicked it into high gear?...

Jan 26, 2012

The Thomas Crown Affair: Oscar de la Hoya Orgy Partner Angelica Cecora [PHOTOS]

This morning WPIX reported that Angelica Cecora, the 25 year old Playboy model who cross-throwing cross-dresser Oscar de la Hoya...

Jan 3, 2012

This Intervention Supercut Will Make You Feel Like A Real Winner [VIDEO]

In case you weren't aware, this Intervention Supercut is literally four and half minutes of straight crack, booze, heroin, and whippits... and old women stripper t*ts. The early Academy Award nomination (or at least a Nick Kid's Choice Award) goes to Robert Gauldin for editing the beauty of a scene between 3:05-3:08. Set to the song "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" by Starship, there's no better way to start your morning than by seeing other people fail at life.

Dec 27, 2011

The 5 Funnest Ways To F*ck Up Your Life GUARANTEED!

As many of you know, the Mayans have explained that we've got less than a year to live. Why not go out in style? A great barometer of your partying should be the following: even if the Mayan-theory goes the way of the Rapture (i.e. revealed to be total cockamamie horsesh*t)** your life should still be over in a year. To get a great headstart on the beginning of the end, you should take our advice and try to do at least three of the five things you'll find after the jump!

Oct 26, 2011

5 Clubhouse Partiers That Put Boston’s Pitching Staff To Shame

The Red Sox collapse has gotten a ton of coverage and the blame seems to have shifted almost entirely to the revelation that Jon Lester, Josh Beckett and John Lackey drank beers and ate fried chicken during the game on their days off. While it might seem crazy to the novice fan, their antics pale in comparison to these five in-game partiers. Watch the Red Sox pitchers in Kevin Fowler's "Hell Yeah, I Like Beer" music video then check out our list of top 5 in-game partiers below. Let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump

Sep 29, 2011

Little Girls Eats A Bowl of Ecstasy For Breakfast And Dances With Bears [VIDEO]

So this is why I see so many f*cking kids at dubstep and electronic music shows: kids are eating ecstasy for breakfast. C'mon kids, you have to at least have something in your stomach before you go munching on a whole bowl of rolls and womp your training bra off with dancing bears. When I was a kid, my mom used to make me drink soy milk and corn flakes before sending me off to school - this girl just gets right into the real breakfast of champions without a second thought. Maybe we should start giving kids rolls at a young age. It's obviously not affecting her imagination (she's dancing with stuffed bears wearing karate belts). Check out the girl with serious holes in her brain after the jump!

Sep 28, 2011

Take A Trip With Our Far Out Guide To Psychedelic Plants [WEEDLY COLUMN]

We here at COED don’t encourage the use of illegal substances, but we recognize that you're not going to listen to our advice anyways. That's why we've pulled together this list of other psychoactive drugs that you can try out when / if you get bored with or run out of weed. Make sure your bags are packed, because we're about to take you on a trip to the garden of your dreams after the jump.

Aug 29, 2011

The 10 Biggest College Drug Busts In US History

Everyone knows that drugs exist on college campuses, it's just that there's a massive difference between selling them and using them. Considering that both the school and the government don't want any drug-related incidents on-campus, it's no surprise that every so often a local dealer will get busted. These ten dealers were making some 'A student' money, but should have studied their subject a little more. Check out the list of the ten biggest college drug busts in US history after the jump.

Aug 17, 2011

Can Weed Turn You Into a SexPot? [Weedly Column]

When you think of marijuana, your brain might not immediately jump to the idea of an increased libido. While this might be because you're so stoned that your brain and the word "immediately" don't go so well together, it also might be because of the slow and lazy connotations that are often associated with the herb. Used in the proper ways and amounts, though, you just might begin to experience sex in ways you never imagined possible. Check out the how and the why to sex while high after the jump.

Jul 28, 2011

The 5 Biggest Marijuana Busts In United States History

Medical marijuana is slowly gaining acceptance in the U.S. Just recently New Jersey passed legislation decriminalizing the pot doctor's prescription. Still, the plant's frowned upon for all the wrong reasons. We could go on about why it's asinine for the government to continue to expound valuable resources to burn it down, but we'd be here all millennium. Instead, we focus on the financial gains gone down the tube with our list of the biggest marijuana busts in U.S. history. Check it out after the jump.

Jul 25, 2011

COED’s Super Duper Quick Guide To Uppers

There are too many things to do and not enough hours in the day. It's true. You don't have to go to that party tonight when you have 4 back to back hours of finals tomorrow. And you don't have to jump on the hotel treadmill in Vegas after drinking all day at the pool before going clubbing. You don't have to but...um.... well, these will help you do it all. Check out the full rundown after the jump.

Jul 21, 2011

5 Prime Hiding Places For Your Bong

You’re just about to take a beastly hit from your green and orange flecked dragon bong when you hear a knock on your door. "Who is it?" You ask nervously. "Mom!" is the reply. All that matters in your life comes down to the next few seconds. Where the f*ck are you going to quickly stash your bong? WHERE? Well lucky for you, you've read our post on the best places to hide your bong. Check it out after the jump!

Jul 17, 2011

Inhale Deeply For These 6 Blaze-worthy Mind Trip Movies

Some movies are great just to watch for recreation. Others require a higher level of inspection to glean what the...

Jun 23, 2011

Guide To Drug Testing For Pot-Smoking Job Seekers [THE WEEDLY COLUMN]

So, we decided to call our new weekly weed column "The Weedly Column". In it, our dank dude Greg delves into the difficulty of job searches for recent graduates that may or may not smoke pot. Topics that are discussed include the various types of tests, stereotypes associated with potheads, your rights as a citizen, and choices that you have. Check out our highly acclaimed article after the jump!

Jun 15, 2011

Interview With A Weed Dealer

After interviewing a 21-year-old college student last week about her views on weed etiquette, we decided it would be dank to get another perspective on the guidelines for ganja goodness. We triangulated the position of an anonymous dope dealing 21-year-old college student who was willing to let the monkey out of the bottle on the dealer's POV. Prepare to get a glimpse into the world of drugs through the glazed and glassy eyes of a marijuana dealer. Check out the full interview after the jump.

May 30, 2011

The 6 Types of Pot Dealers You’ll Meet

With medical marijuana becoming increasingly popular and easier to get, the illicit pot dealer is gradually going the way of the pager and the video store. But, still, it’ll be long time before he is totally irrelevant. After all, medical marijuana clinics aren’t open at four in the morning, and don’t cater to healthy people. As long as there has been pot, there have been skeevy dudes willing to sell it. Check out our list of the 6 types of pot dealers you'll meet are after the jump!

Apr 22, 2011

The Greatest Partiers In Film History [INFOGRAPHIC]

So, tough guy, you think you party hard? You think you can drink and smoke more than the rest? Well, maybe you can. But then again, you actually can't because you're a serious pussy! And these guys will prove it to you. The good people over at The Sixth Wall - KoldCast Media have put together this infographic showing you the greatest partiers in film history and explaining exactly why you need to step your game up! What are you waiting for? Hit the jump for yourself and take a few notes, pal!

Mar 25, 2011

9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

• 9 Of Brock's Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments! • The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence • Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers? • Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks • It Takes A Man To Be A Bad FatherDanica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy See More Awesome Links After The Jump

Mar 11, 2011

13 Things You Absolutely Have To Do Before Doomsday Happens on May 21st, 2011

Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning's events, he might be right. But life's too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!

Mar 6, 2011

7 Household Highs You Shouldn’t Have Tried

Before you were old enough to buy beer or have your own pot delivery guy, you probably did some pretty stupid-ass things to yourself in effort to add a little excitement to the unbearable reality of high school. From smoking banana peels to toothpaste-laced cigarettes, your options were pretty much limited to whatever you could scrounge up around the house or under the kitchen sink. And despite the fact that abusing these products can land you behind bars in most states, you gave 'em a try. Here are 7 such household products that got you high, but you probably shouldn't have tried.

Feb 13, 2011

24 Types of Pot Smokers

This day and age, it seems like damn near everybody smokes pot. And with weed quickly coming into the mainstream in a big way, that number is only going to go up. So whether you've been smoking for years or are just getting into this awesome herb, here is a quick guide to the different types of pot smokers you'll run into during your toking travels.

Feb 11, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Crack Penis, Poop Art, Russians Think Sun Revolves Around Earth

Today's WTF news items feature a man with a truly special dong that doubles as a carrying case for drugs, a couple of artists who make masterpieces out of William S. Burroughs' dung, and a survey that revealed 1/3 of Russians believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Read more wackiness after the jump!

Feb 4, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Sweet Wheels, Navy Spice, Buy A Planet

Today's WTF news items feature a car your girlfriend will want to put in her mouth, sailing the seven seas while high as a kite, and aliens slowly building their army across the galaxy to take us over. Read more after the jump!

Feb 3, 2011

Puppy Mail, State Farm Isn’t There, and Botox In Jail?

Today's WTF news items prove chicks are just as bad as dudes, featuring a true champion of animal safety, a driver who thought she was in a State Farm commercial, and a drug cartel queen who's got the same last name as Mets outfielder so we're assuming she's a WAG. Read more about them after the jump!

Jan 26, 2011

Which Weed Smoking Device Is Right For You?

Pot is good. It mellows you out, eliminates your girl's cramps during that time of the month so she can stop bitching, and is proven to slow the tumor growth rate of some cancers. Some people prefer one hitters to pipes; others swear by bongs. So which technique is right for you? Check out your options and let us know which method you prefer after the jump!

Jan 20, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Snorting Dead Dude, Pot-Smoking Toddler, Deadly Cake

Today's WTF news items feature a premise for a crappy burglar movie, responsible parents who missed a big opportunity to capitalize on their prodigious toddler, and a dude in Philly who takes his cake seriously. Read more after the jump!

Jan 17, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: ‘Hold My Whopper’, GTL Jail, And The Green Bay Drug Packers

Today's WTF news features a bottomless drive thru order in Colorado, some colorful jailbirds in Russia, and the source behind Green Bay's funding of the Packers is exposed! Read more about these absurd news items after the jump!

Nov 30, 2010

Sketchy Ways to Make Money on Campus

Between classes, sporting events and spending time with friends, college students are strapped for cash and time. Adding a job...

Nov 8, 2010

15 Best Songs About Getting F***ed Up

We all have our favorite songs to listen to while we put ourselves under the influence while we're out on the town. What is better than that, is when those songs are actually about getting messed up. It's the ever-impressive double whammy. These are the top fifteen songs from that category.