No Matter Who You Voted For, You Better Be Watching 'South Park' Tonight
South Park took last week off, which we assume was in preparation for this week’s episode, which is conveniently airing...
This Is How The Electoral Map Would Have Looked If Only Voters Ages 18-25 Counted
The map doesn’t surprise me. This is usually how millennials vote. What does surprise me is the sheer disparity in...
Guess How Much Conor McGregor Cares About The Election
You know who Hillary supporters need to hear from in a stressful time like this? Not Hillary Clinton. Not President...
Meet Ceilidh Garten: Model Girlfriend Of B.J. Novak From 'The Office'
B.J. Novak is best known for his work on the American version of The Office. The 37-year-old Novak not only...
The Legend Of Harambe Continues As The Dead Gorilla Received Over 15,000 Votes For President
I would like to take a moment of silence for our fallen brother, Harambe. RIP buddy. Now that we got...
Where Is Weed Legal? Marijuana Legal States List 2018
Since it was originally outlawed in 1937, marijuana has never been more legal in the United States than it is...
Yale Professor Calls Off Midterm Exam For Butthurt Millennials Who Are Too Upset To Face Reality
If you’re a college kid who is sad about the election, it looks like you might get a minor victory...
These Are The Biggest Disappointments In The History Of Video Games
The video game industry is a multi-million dollar industry. The excitement and anticipation of new games and releases can incite...
WATCH: Marc Gasol Hits Buzzer Beater After Catching Alley-Oop
While our country was busy electing an orange jackass last night, Marc Gasol came through with an awesome buzzer beater...
Take A Guess How Mexico Feels About Last Night's Election
The following is a legit front cover of a legit Mexican newspaper. Think of El Grafico as Mexico’s version of...
Hillary Clinton Will Be Giving Her Concession Speech At 10:30 A.M., Here's How To Watch
Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton is going speak for the first time Wednesday morning after her unexpected loss to Republican...
Professional Crazy Person Curt Schilling Promotes Lynching, Gets Absolutely Shredded On Twitter
Curt Schilling is a nut. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. As sure as the sun will...
OKAY TIME TO PANIC: Bacon May Be Messing Up Your Sperm
Wow. Devastating new study here from Fertility and Sterility. Thought the election was the worst news of your day? WRONG....
Washington State University Has Cancelled All Greek Life Events For Semester
The Washington State University IFC and Panhellenic Councils have voted to suspend all social events hosted by fraternities and sororities...
Massive Japanese Sinkhole Reminds You That Hillary, Trump Aren't The Real Enemies Here
A massive sinkhole appeared in Japan today, reminding everyone that neither Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump are the world’s biggest...
