I would like to take a moment of silence for our fallen brother, Harambe. RIP buddy.
Now that we got that out of the way, HAHAHAHAHAHA. Harambe, you sly one! Pulling strings from the grave. What a country we live in. A country where you can write in any single person or in this case, animal, that you want to see as the next president.
According to a report by Daily Snark, Harambe received over 15,000 votes for the presidency. The rumor started out at 11,000 but has slowly creeped up to 15,000. Do I think this is actually true? Absolutely not. Do I think Harambe received some votes though? Of course he did. That’s the power Harambe has on people. The fact that this rumor made so many Americans upset is priceless.
Twitter had a field day with the Harambe rumors.
Harambe is the gift that keeps on giving. This is still the best Harambe tweet from Paul Ryan.