I would like to take a moment of silence for our fallen brother, Harambe. RIP buddy.
Now that we got that out of the way, HAHAHAHAHAHA. Harambe, you sly one! Pulling strings from the grave. What a country we live in. A country where you can write in any single person or in this case, animal, that you want to see as the next president.
According to a report by Daily Snark, Harambe received over 15,000 votes for the presidency. The rumor started out at 11,000 but has slowly creeped up to 15,000. Do I think this is actually true? Absolutely not. Do I think Harambe received some votes though? Of course he did. That’s the power Harambe has on people. The fact that this rumor made so many Americans upset is priceless.
Twitter had a field day with the Harambe rumors.
Harambe had 11,000 votes.
11,000 people voted for a dead gorilla.
Let that sink in.
— Men's Humor (@MensHumor) November 9, 2016
Over 16K people voted for Harambe and Hennessy. Let that sink in. 16 THOUSAND PEOPLE VOTED FOR A DEAD GORILLA AND LIQUOR.
— Jake Brown (@JakeBrownRadio) November 9, 2016
Who voted for Harambe tho 😂😂
— Deandre Hopkins (@DeAndreHopkins) November 9, 2016
President-elect Trump has 221k tweets right now#stillwithher has 34k tweets
Harambe has 441k tweets
What a weird time to be alive.
— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) November 9, 2016
If you voted for harambe please toast to trumps victory with bleach
— Skyler Acord (@Skyduck64) November 9, 2016
Harambe is the gift that keeps on giving. This is still the best Harambe tweet from Paul Ryan.
— Katie Leach (@KatieMLeach) August 2, 2016