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Aug 10, 2017

A New Study Shows Which Sibling Is Most Likely To Be More Dangerous Behind The Wheel

Younger brothers and sisters oftentimes don’t get the credit they deserve. There’s plenty of widespread societal assumptions stating that they’re...

Aug 6, 2017

A New Study Compares Depression Levels Between Vegans/Vegetarians And Meat Eaters

A new study about depression is coming out of Bristol University in England. This study compares depression levels between vegans/vegetarians...

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Aug 2, 2017

Good News People! Heavy Drinkers Are Less Likely To Develop Dementia

Ha! Take that all you ‘drinking is bad for you’ people! Chalk one up for the degenerates. You can chalk...

Jul 31, 2017

Count Your Brews: Binge Drinking Every Weekend Adds An Incredible Amount Of Calories To Your Body

This new study might make you want to ease up on those brews, champ. Most realize that binge drinking can...

Jul 27, 2017

Eating Too Much Sugary Snacks Could Led To Depressing Disorder If You’re A Guy, According To New 30-Year Study

Put down those sour gummy worms, bro! A Debbie Downer of a new study just revealed that men are more...

Mar 9, 2017

New Captain Obvious-Led Study Says Pot Smokers Consistently Get Lower Grades

Let’s be clear: being unintelligent and getting crappy grades are two entirely different things. Want to know why pot smokers...

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Feb 21, 2017

Apparently, Obese Men Last 90 Seconds Longer In Bed Than Average Dudes

File this one under absolutely shocking: apparently out-of-shape dudes have more stamina in bed than regular-sized folk, with experts claiming...

University Attempts Caffeine Experiment, Gives Students 100X The Intended Dosage

This has to go on the Mount Rushmore of f*ck ups. Let me break this down for you swiftly and...

Jan 25, 2017

Suprise, Surprise: Women Feel Guiltier About One-Night Stands Than Men Do

I love how the world still has to conduct scientific studies to prove that men are bigger assholes than women....

Jan 19, 2017

Welcome To Russian College, Where Cheat-Sheets Are Literally Bigger Than You Are

I’m going to be completely honest, I didn’t even know they had formal schooling in Russia. Russia kind of strikes...

Jan 17, 2017

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Jan 12, 2017

Apparently Alcohol ‘Makes Bad Memories Stronger,’ Thus Ruining The Only Reason I Drink

This guy? Yeah, that’s me. This was around my junior year of college when I was living in a frat...

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Dec 22, 2016

The Drunkest State in the US Won’t Surprise You Because Drinking Is The Only Thing To Do There

The CDC has published a map of America that shows what percentage of that state’s population are considered binge drinkers,...

Dec 14, 2016

In The Most Unsurprising News Of The Year, Studies Show Men Overestimate The Size Of Their Penis

Yeah, I mean, no shit. Men overestimate essentially everything in their lives. Ever heard us say something like ‘Yo that...

Nov 16, 2016

Scientist Says There Is A 1-In-500 Chance That Mankind Gets Wiped Out This Year

Swell. It’s been well documented 2016 has been a global shit show, so it only makes sense that we follow...

Oct 20, 2016

Bombshell Study Finds That 91% Of Ex-College Players Studied Have CTE

Wow. I mean… f*ck. Wow. I knew the concussion problem facing the NFL was real, but I didn’t realize it...

Sep 13, 2016

Japanese People Are Having So Little Sex That They May Actually Go Extinct

So, apparently Japan’s ‘sex crisis’ has been an issue for longer than I’ve been alive. Who knew? Researchers are claiming...

Sep 9, 2016

Rutgers University Researchers Debunk ‘5-Second Rule’ For Food Yet I Am Still Going To Swear By It

First things first, I went to Rutgers. Proudly. So first let me just say, you’re welcome. Science and what not,...

Jun 29, 2016

Curious Which Country’s Women Have The Biggest Natural Breasts? Of Course You Are! Thanks, Science

Who’s the lucky scientist who got to spearhead this groundbreaking study, eh? Can I be his intern? These dog researches...

Jun 14, 2016

A Real University Did A Real Study About Which Fake Superheroes Are The ‘Best Equipped’, And Their List Is All Wrong

I call bullsh*t on all accounts. University of Leicester students spent seven years studying superheroes, and how well their unique...

May 19, 2016

Study Tips: Top 5 Best Time Management Tools For College Students

Whether you’re a first time college student or a seasoned one, we’re well aware that learning to juggle all of...

May 16, 2016

Sex Ed Totally Lied To You — You Actually Can Get a Girl Pregnant While Doing This Sexual Act

If you grew up in a nice Pennsylvania suburb like I did, and attended a massive public high school, you’d...

May 10, 2016

This One Skill Will Make You More Attractive to Women, According to Psychologists

If you’re single and constantly striking out, you’re probably thinking one thing: WTF is wrong with me? Is it the...

May 9, 2016

This Annoying AF Math Problem is Stumping The Internet Despite The Fact That It’s Designed for 7-Year-Olds

If there’s one thing I regret in life, it’s taking Pre-Calculous my junior year of high school. Sure it was...

May 6, 2016

Most Popular Baby Names: The Top 10 Best Baby Names In America Today

Parents need to step up their game. Forget about what OkCupid said about people with low IQs, if you’re not...

May 4, 2016

A Little Self-Love Can Go a Long Way in Terms of Your Health, According to New Study

Here’s something to be excited about (pun intended): masturbation can vastly improve your health. That’s pretty great news for those...

May 2, 2016

Toddlers Killed More People in the US Than Terrorists Have in 2016

Donald Trump has become infamous for several reasons, but one thing that people are always talking about is this whole...

Apr 27, 2016

Are You Creative? Then You’re Probably a Certified Psychopath, According to Science

If you’re good at art, writing, music, or any other hobby typically deemed creative, we have some bad news: you’re...

Apr 26, 2016

Groundbreaking Research Reveals Boning Makes For Happier Relationships

Obviously sex is great, so if you’re doing it with your partner, chances are you’re going to be pretty happy....

Apr 25, 2016

If You Can’t Find a Girlfriend, It’s Probably Because You’ve Never Been to Jail According to New Study

Finding someone to love you is hard. But apparently it’s not that hard if you have a criminal record. Who...

Apr 19, 2016

Science Says That It’s Better to Sleep in the Flesh, So There

Apparently, only 17% of Americans sleep “unclothed,” but odds are one of them is your weird roommate with boundary issues....

Apr 15, 2016

Science Answers Age-Old Question: Does Sex Count as Exercise?

You know those studies that say boning can help burn calories? That’s awesome, if it’s true. But I’ve always wondered...

Apr 14, 2016

The Next Time You Do Something Stupid, This is The Most Effective Way to Apologize According to Science

Listen, we all f*ck up. Some more than others — and more extremely — but you can let your bad...

Apr 6, 2016

These Are The 18 Creepiest Human Habits, According to Science

Humans are weird. We’re always sweating, crying, getting irrationally angry while watching reality TV, and pursuing people who just don’t...

Apr 5, 2016

This is How Long You Should Last in Bed, According to Science

Here’s a nice icebreaker question: How long do you last in bed? Before you hang your head in shame, it...

Apr 4, 2016

This One Question Can Supposedly Determine If You’re a Psychopath or Not

I’ve always wondered how many psychopaths I come in contact with on a daily basis. Living in New York City,...

Mar 29, 2016

You’re Going To Feel Reaaalllyy Dumb When You Can’t Figure Out This Bizarre Riddle Made For Children

Every time we see one of those “We Bet You Can’t Get The Answer To This Children’s Puzzle!” we make...

Mar 24, 2016

Afternoon Naps Could Lead To Your Demise, According to New Study

Literally everything can kill you — food, the weather, your house, women — but what you wouldn’t expect to bring...

Mar 18, 2016

Only One Percent of People Can Pass This Memory Test & I Have No Idea What’s Going On

You know what’s annoying? Brain teasers. You know what the Internet is full of? Brain teasers. And you know what...

Mar 18, 2016

Are You An Idiot? Yes? Well Science Has Figured Out How To Make Your Face Look More Smarterer

And no, the answer isn’t just putting on glasses. A new study conducted by the University of St. Andrews found...

Mar 17, 2016

The Internet is Losing Their Damn Minds Over This Weird Photo Riddle

Seriously? I’m tired of these f*cking photo riddles that make my brain hurt and make me question my intelligence. Like...

Mar 14, 2016

This One Thing Old People Regret Most Will Make You Rethink Your Life Choices

You know how every time you plan a Spring Break trip, your mom berates you and says how you have...

Mar 2, 2016

These Are The 20 Most Expensive Cities in The World, Get Ready For Tears

Moving can be difficult when there’s so many awesome places in the world to check out. New York City, LA,...

Feb 26, 2016

It’s More Stressful To Be a Waiter Than a Neurosurgeon, According to New Study

According to a new study, if you’re training to be a doctor, you have it easy; it’s more stressful to...

Feb 17, 2016

New Study Reveals Men With Commitment Issues Believe Women Don’t Want to Sleep With Them

You walk into a bar with your friends. A hot girl is smiling at your buddy from across the room....

Feb 16, 2016

Facebook is Freaking Out Over This Impossible Brainteaser That’s Actually Meant For Children

When you’ve been out of school for the last few years, everything you learned literally goes out the window. You...

Feb 12, 2016

Smoking At This Age Could Do Some Damage To Your Brain

For anyone who started lighting up before 16, you may be doomed – according to science. A recent study published...

Feb 11, 2016

Men Weigh In On Their Perfect Woman & The Final Result Is Pretty Legit

When you ask a man about their perfect woman, the responses tend to vary. There’s the guy who prefers the...

Feb 11, 2016

Study Reveals What Kind of Women Marry CEOs, Doctors, & Lawyers

You know when you walk into a party and see a really old dude with a young hot girl? And...

Feb 10, 2016

Science Says Size Matters – Here’s What Women Want For One Night Stands Vs. Relationships

If you’ve ever wondered if size actually mattered, rest assured, we have an answer: it does. And to be clear,...

Jan 25, 2016

Terrifying New Study Says Cocaine Causes Your Brain To Eat Itself

So, we have bad news: drugs are bad for you. Despite what El Chapo has to say about it, DARE...

Jan 22, 2016

Study Reveals Ideal Number of Sexual Partners to Have in Your Lifetime

After being programmed to lie about the amount of people you’ve slept with, we’re here to say, keep it up! ...

Jan 21, 2016

Hey, Planet Earth, Bad News: Oral Sex Might Actually Cause Cancer

Who would of thought Michael Douglas was right? Back in 2010, after being diagnosed with, and beating, Stage 4 throat...

Jan 11, 2016

These 20 Colleges Have The Most Gold Diggers Crawling Around Campus

What good are gold diggers, anyway? All they do is suck you dry (and not in the good way), ruin...

Jan 7, 2016

New Survey Finally Determines Whether Men Are Better Drivers Than Women

You know that stereotype about women being really bad drivers? Well a new survey is saying something different, and it’s...

Jan 1, 2016

BEST NEWS OF 2016: Sex Can Prevent You From Getting Cancer

You know what’s officially been deemed the best news of 2016? That you can avoid getting prostate cancer by having...

Dec 31, 2015

New Study Reveals When College Guys Are Most Likely to Commit Rape

Sexual assualt on campus has been a popular topic of conversation – especially this year, when it’s become more prevalent...

Dec 30, 2015

This College Has The Highest Sex Drive, According to OkCupid

Listen, college kids are frisky. And if you don’t believe us, you should at least believe OkCupid. The popular dating...

Dec 28, 2015

U.S. Police Fatally Shot Nearly 1,000 People in 2015

It’s been a rough year for gun violence, and the Washington Post just released a cruel reality to its readers:...

Dec 27, 2015

Your Spit Could Tell You How Long You’re Going To Live

Gentlemen, start hocking up some loogies – a spit test could determine how long you’re going to make it on...

Nov 17, 2015

Drinking Coffee Every Day Can Make You Live Longer, According to New Study

If you have a drinking problem, keep it up! It could help you live longer. And no, we’re not talking...

Nov 12, 2015

These Are The 26 Hottest Names That People Swipe Right on Most Often

In case you ever wondered if you name was automatically associated with being hot, your mind can officially rest. If...

Nov 12, 2015

Pot-Smoking Millennials Get Laid Better & More Often, According to New Study

It’s been a great week for pot heads, with the announcement of Snoop Dogg’s latest career endeavor – a new...

Nov 9, 2015

Everyone, Drink Up: Champagne Can Prevent Dementia and Alzheimer’s

Guys, it’s time to celebrate. You always knew your irresponsible drinking would benefit you eventually (despite what all of those...

Nov 5, 2015

No Woman is 100% Straight, According to New Study

No matter how great you think you are in bed, a new study has found that your girl is not...

Oct 29, 2015

You Probably Have Herpes, According to the World Health Organization

According to recent findings from the World Health Organization, more than 3.7 billion people under the age of 50 years...

Oct 23, 2015

Bacon Plays With Our Heart Strings, Will Kill You as Fast as Smoking Cigarettes

Remember that time we said bacon could prolong your life? And you cried out of joy? Then devoured an unnatural...

Oct 22, 2015

Columbia Professors Are Stalking Students at Bars For New Sex Study & It’s Freaking Them Out

Columbia University professors are getting weird in the name of science… or whatever. Sociology Professor Shamus Khan and various postgraduates...

Oct 20, 2015

This Graphic of the Most Frequently Googled Halloween Costumes by State is Hilarious

Halloween is just around the corner and if you haven’t decided on a costume yet, you’re probably googling “best of”...

Oct 20, 2015

English Tourists Think This American Accent is the Sexiest

The idea of what’s sexy is different to everyone (Halloween – case in point), but when it comes to British...

Oct 15, 2015

New Report Finds American Toddlers Have Averaged One Shooting Per Week This Year

Shootings have become prevalent news stories in the last few years and the Washington Post just unveiled some more horrifying...

Oct 2, 2015

Phubbing is Ruining Your Relationships/Vocabulary, According to New Study

According to a new study, phubbing (which we’ve never even heard about until right now), is ruining all of our ...

Sep 18, 2015

When It Comes to Boning, There’s Only One Thing Women Want

What do women want when it comes to sex? The answer is relatively simple. Kindara, a fertility app, went on...

Sep 14, 2015

Apparently, Smoking Weed Gives You Diabetes

A new study as has shown that heavy cannabis smokers are ‘more likely to develop early stage of diabetes’. Every...

Sep 2, 2015

Weirder People Will Find Love Quicker, According to New Study

Weird people, rejoice! You’re gonna get laid sooner than you think. According to a new study in the Personality and...

Aug 27, 2015

New Study Reveals Cheating Runs in the Family, So Use That as an Excuse Next Time

The next time you’re caught red-handed cheating on your girlfriend, you may have a legitimate excuse… from science. According to...

Aug 6, 2015

According to a New Study, The Key to a Better Orgasm is Actually Pretty Simple

A new study shows confirms everything women think about men. According to an article that appeared in Evolutionary Psychological Science,...

Aug 4, 2015

Need to Get Laid? Move to California… or New Jersey

If you can’t figure out why you’re not getting laid, the answer may be as simple as the city you...

Jul 31, 2015

Pork Skin Can Shoot Lasers, According to Harvard Scientists

Next time you go to the store to get pork, don’t eat it. A group of Harvard scientists have found...

Jul 30, 2015

What Women Really Want in Adult Videos are Other Ladies

If you’ve ever wondered what women want when it comes to adult videos, the answer is simple: more women. According...

Jul 27, 2015

British Survey Claims to Have Identified What a Person With an STD Looks Like

If you’ve ever wondered what the embodiment of chlamydia looks like, this British survey is here to help you out...