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Feb 17, 2017

Donald Trump Forcing Chris Christie’s Fat Ass To Order The Meatloaf Is The Best Thing He’s Done Yet

As a Jersey kid, I’ve been on the ‘F*ck Chris Christie’ bandwagon since long before the rest of the nation...

Feb 16, 2017

Very Real Congressman Uses ‘Stranger Things’ To Describe Trump In Very Real Congressional Hearing

I used the phrase ‘very real’ in the title TWICE because I want to stress that this is, in fact,...

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Feb 13, 2017

Moby (Yes, Moby) Has Thrown His Hat Into The Donald Trump Conspiracy Theory Ring

Moby? F*cking Moby? The only connection I have to Moby is that my college fraternity played one of his songs...

Feb 13, 2017

Canada Figured Out A Way To Derail President Trump’s Patently Outrageous Handshake

Epic. I came into Donald Trump’s presidency trying my damnedest to keep an open mind. ‘Maybe he’s the shake-up we...

Feb 9, 2017

Fox News Sure Is Setting The Bar High For Our Nation’s Chief Strategist

It’s like Fox News is saying, “Look, Steve Bannon isn’t in ISIS, people forget that!” In all seriousness, what kind...

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Feb 7, 2017

2 Black Women Almost Square Up In NYC Subway After Argument About Trump

Two black women were filmed having a heated argument on a packed New York City subway over President Donald Trump. ...

Big Sean Rapping About Murdering Donald Trump Is As Dumb As It Gets

Big Sean appeared on Hot 97 to visit with Funk Flex while promoting his new album I Decided. While Sean...

Feb 3, 2017

Eminem Calls Out Trump In Crazy Guest Verse On Big Sean’s New Album

Late last night, Big Sean’s newest album I Decided hit music outlets everywhere. You can listen to the full album...

Feb 3, 2017

These Photos Out Of UC Berkeley Look Like They Were Taken In A War-Torn Country

A protest at the University of California’s Berkeley campus became violent Wednesday night, causing the cancellation of a scheduled speech...

Feb 2, 2017

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Feb 2, 2017

WATCH: Donald Trump Takes Shot At Arnold Schwarzenegger During Speech

During his speech at today’s National Prayer Breakfast, Donald Trump inexplicably decided to insult Arnold Schwarzenegger. Schwarzenegger took over the...

Feb 1, 2017

MSU Defies President Trump’s Executive Order Regarding Student Immigration Status

Michigan State University is joining several universities around the country and opposing President Trump’s executive order on immigration. The university...

Feb 1, 2017

Chipotle Will Allegedly Take The Biggest L If There’s A Mexican Import Tariff

Does this surprise anyone? Other than Ronda Rousey, Chipotle has taken the most Ls on Earth by far, especially over...

Jan 31, 2017

President Trump Chooses Judge Neil Gorsuch As His Nominee For The Supreme Court

Judge Neil Gorsuch, a fourth-generation Coloradoan and conservative jurist who has written against euthanasia and in favor of political term...

Jan 31, 2017

Here’s How To Watch President Trump Announce His Supreme Court Nominee

President Donald Trump announced on Twitter that he has made his decision on whom he will nominate for the vacant...

Jan 31, 2017

Mattis, Tillerson, & Kelly Were ‘Not Aware Of Details’ Of Immigration Ban Until Trump Signed

Donald Trump’s controversial “Protecting The Nation From Foreign Terrorist Entry To The United States” immigration ban, while clearly divisive amongst...

Jan 30, 2017

How President Trump’s Immigration Ban Is Affecting Colleges Around The Nation

At 4:42 P.M. EST on Friday, January 27, President Trump signed an executive order that immediately barred immigrants and nonimmigrant...

Jan 28, 2017

How Much Would You Pay For A Piece Of This 1995 Pizza Hut-Donald Trump Commercial?

Did you know The Donald officially endorsed Pizza Hut’s stuffed crust back in 1995? Apparently, Trump would prefer to eat...

Jan 27, 2017

Trump Hilariously Confirms He’s Watching Fox News By Flickering His Lights On & Off

If we weren’t already living in some bizarre dystopian parallel universe, we sure as hell are now. And unfortunately, I...

Jan 25, 2017

‘President Trump: The First Interview’ Live Stream: How To Watch Online

President Donald Trump will answer questions for the first time since becoming commander in chief. ABC’s David Muir, an anchor...

Jan 25, 2017

The Internet Thinks One Of Trump’s Secret Service Agents Used Fake Hands At The Inauguration

The internet has done it again and invented a borderline baseless, absolutely bonkers theory and this time, the subject involves...

Jan 24, 2017

Kerry O’Grady, Secret Service Agent, In Hot Water After Saying She Wouldn’t ‘Take A Bullet’ For Trump

Kerry O’Grady, a senior U.S. Secret Service, is in hot water over some Facebook posts about President Trump during the...

Jan 24, 2017

Apparently, Kellyanne Conway Was Throwing Hands At The Inauguration

I’ll say this right off the bat: I would NOT mess with Kellyanne Conway. No matter how you feel about...

Jan 23, 2017

Welcome To 2017, Where Johnny Manziel Is Tweeting Advice To The President

Damn, Johnny Manziel is really feeling himself in 2017. Fresh off of bagging Bre Tiesi and announcing his attempt to...

Jan 23, 2017

Psycho Knife-Wielding Lady Arrested After Slashing A Trump Sign Because It ‘Ruined Her Chill’

This may be an unfair assumption on my part but I’m going to roll with it: women with bangs are...

Jan 23, 2017

WATCH: Trump Protester Lights Girl’s Hair On Fire

It’s been pretty tense in America lately, as a lot of people are not happy that Donald Trump has officially...

Jan 22, 2017

The Dallas Stars Amazingly Ribbed The New Administration When Announcing Last Night’s Attendance

Dallas Stars took a hilarious swipe at the new administration when they announced the attendance for last night’s game against...

Jan 22, 2017

Must-See Photos From The LA Women’s March

The inauguration of Donald Trump has set off a firestorm of feminist fervor. An ocean of women are flowing all...

Jan 21, 2017

WATCH: Trump & New White House Secretary Dubiously Claim Media Misrepresented Inauguration Turnout

This morning while speaking to the CIA, Donald Trump went on a bizarre yet typical rant about how the media...

Jan 21, 2017

Here Is Why Anti-Trump Protesters Should Be Super Jelly At Austin 3:16

A lot of protesters in Washington should probably be jealous of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Not so much for his...

Jan 21, 2017

Must-See Photos From Today’s NYC Women’s March

Donald Trump being sworn in as the President of the United States has unsurprisingly spurred many impassioned protests. The largest...

Jan 20, 2017

Anti-Trump Protester Screaming ‘No’ As Trump Is Sworn In Is The Funniest Moment Of The Day

Wow lady, take a Xanax. Look, I understand that people are upset with the results of the election and that’s...

Jan 20, 2017

WATCH: Donald Trump Full Inauguration Speech Video

It happened. On January 20, 2017, around 12:00 P.M. EST, Donald Trump was sworn in as the 45th president of...

Jan 20, 2017

WATCH: 10-Year-Old Trump Protester Sets Fire, Gives Fantastic Interview

All these protests after Donald Trump won the election really grinded my gears. I didn’t vote for that orange jackass...

Jan 20, 2017

Donald Trump Inauguration Schedule & Events For January 20

Well, it’s finally here. Donald J. Trump is about to become President Trump whether you want him to be or...

Jan 20, 2017

Inauguration Live Stream: How To Watch President Trump Swearing In

This Friday, Donald Trump will formally take position as President Trump, leader of the United States. He’s faced a lot...

Jan 19, 2017

Donald Trump: Best Photos Of The 45th President

Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of The United States at 12:00 p.m. on Friday, January...

Jan 19, 2017

Donald Trump Tweets: Top 10 Best Tweets By Donald Trump

Love him or hate him, President-elect Donald Trump says a lot of things on the internet. Mr. Trump publishes approximately...

Jan 19, 2017

WATCH: President Donald Trump’s Best Speeches (VIDEOS)

With Donald Trump being sworn in as the 45th President of the United States at 12:00 p.m. on Friday, January...

Jan 19, 2017

Here Are Donald Trump’s Most Famous Quotes & Sayings

At 12:00 p.m. on Friday, January 20 2017, Donald Trump will be inaugurated as the 45th President of the United...

Jan 18, 2017

Which One Of The 22 Inaugural Balls Will Donald Trump Be Attending?

President Donald Trump will be attending just three of the many inauguration balls taking place in Washington D.C. this week....

Jan 18, 2017

A Man Set Himself On Fire Outside Of Trump’s Washington D.C. Hotel

An unidentified man was burned Tuesday night after he apparently set himself on fire in the street outside of the...

Jan 17, 2017

This Mini-Documentary About Trump Voters Who Use Obamacare Is Your Education For The Day

As Albert Einstein famously said, “Once you stop learning, you start dying.” And as someone less famous than Einstein once...

Jan 15, 2017

WATCH: This Biting Satire Explores John Lewis’s District In Light Of Trump’s Latest Bogus Claims

Yesterday President-elect Donald Trump called out congressman and civil rights icon John Lewis with a series of completely ridiculous tweets....

Jan 15, 2017

WATCH: SNL’s Parody Of Trump’s Press Conference Is A Steady Stream Of Hilarity

You know outspoken left-winger Alec Baldwin would rather be sitting at home counting down the days to Hillary Clinton’s inauguration,...

Jan 13, 2017

Donald Trump Only Follows 42 Accounts On Twitter: Here’s What They Are

Donald Trump may be the first true president of the social media era. While Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram were around...

Jan 12, 2017

Anderson Cooper & Kellyanne Conway Going At It Is A+ Entertainemt

I don’t care who you voted for or where your political allegiances lie, this right here is some enthralling television....

Jan 11, 2017

Here’s How To Watch Donald Trump’s First Press Conference Since Being Elected President

Today at 11:00 A.M. EST, Donald Trump will hold a press conference, his first since he won the election two...

Jan 10, 2017

Of Course There Are Donald Trump Golden Shower Memes, This Is America!

A bombshell story broke Tuesday night with a whole bunch of information about Donald Trump, Russia, and something called a...

Jan 10, 2017

Everything You Need To Know About Trump, Russia, & Golden Showers

Top intel chiefs fear Donald Trump was compromised by Russia after reports indicate that Russian operatives claim to have collected...

Jan 9, 2017

This Is The Face Of A Man Who Boxed Himself Into Paying Donald Trump A Compliment

Look, not to get all Loose Change (Google it) on you people, but real quick: I don’t know if it...

Jan 9, 2017

Donald Trump Considers Meryl Streep “One Of The Most Over-Rated Actresses In Hollywood”

Meryl Streep, widely considered the world’s greatest living actress, accepted the Cecil B. DeMille Award at last night’s 74th Golden...

Jan 8, 2017

LISTEN: Mark Hamill Reads A Trump Tweet As The Joker And It’s Actually Fitting

A quick glance at Donald Trump’s Twitter account is all it takes to realize the guy’s got a screw loose....

Jan 4, 2017

Is This The Realest ‘Haters Will Say It’s Photoshopped’ Of All Time?

Damn, we miss you and your oldness, Bernie. In the ultimate ‘old dude trying to relate to the young’ move,...

Dec 29, 2016

Business Is Booming For Bombshells Breastaurants Thanks To Trump Winning The Election

Bombshells is a chain of restaurants with a simple but very effective premise. They have attractive females wear skimpy, military-themed...

Dec 27, 2016

WATCH: Trump Tower Partially Evacuated Due To Suspicious Bag That Turned Out To Just Contain Toys

There was a scary emergency situation today in Midtown Manhattan just before 5:00 P.M. EST, when everyone in the lobby...

Dec 22, 2016

Donald Trump’s Inauguration: Complete List of Musicians & Performers For The Event

Donald Trump is less than a month away from stepping into his role as President of the United States. January...

Dec 17, 2016

Donald Trump Makes Embarrassing Typo On Twitter

Earlier this week, a United States Naval underwater drone was seized by China in the South China Sea. If you’re...

Dec 14, 2016

The Memes Of Trump & Kanye Are A Nice Distraction From How Horrifying Their Meeting Actually Was

I truly pray that they’re both just master trolls. If so, I’ll have massive respect for them. Playing the American...

Dec 13, 2016

Triple H Says Donald Trump Actually Thought Vince McMahon’s WWE Death Was Real

Ooooph. Bad look for the Donald. Even when I was a youngin’, still watching the WWE, I knew it was...

Dec 13, 2016

Apocalypse Now: Kanye Is Meeting With President-Elect Trump At Trump Tower

Well, everyone, we’ve made it: We’re officially living in the twilight zone, as Kanye West (fresh out of the looney...

Dec 12, 2016

After All The Hubbub About The Wisconsin Recount, Trump Actually Gained A Net 162 Votes

The Wisconsin recount has wrapped up, and not only did Donald Trump remain the winner of the state, but the...

Dec 7, 2016

Alt-Right Nazi Gives Speech At Texas A&M, Students Protest All Night

Protesters clashed with police as white nationalist Richard Spencer took to the stage at Texas A&M University on Tuesday night. ...

Dec 6, 2016

LeBron James Is Yet Another Athlete Refusing To Sleep In A Building With Trump’s Name On It

LeBron James and some other members of the Cleveland Cavaliers want to stay far away from anything associated with Donald...

Dec 5, 2016

Human Ambien Pill Ben Carson Tapped As Secretary Of Housing

In the early hours of Monday morning, former Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson was announced as Donald Trump’s Secretary of...

Dec 4, 2016

SNL Mocks Trump’s Compulsive Tweeting, And He Proves Their Point By Lashing Out On Twitter

After a week off, Saturday Night Live returned to our lives this week, beginning with a cold open that had ...

Dec 2, 2016

Linda McMahon, Pictured Here Kicking Her Husband In The Nuts, Rumored To Be On Trump’s Cabinet

This election season draws many parallels to professional wrestling. It was an over-the-top extravaganza, one in which each side feuded, ...

Nov 29, 2016

A New Petition Urges President-elect Trump To Name Mia Khalifa Ambassador To Saudi Arabia

America’s relationship with Saudi Arabia is complicated. The Saudis have long been one of our most loyal allies in the...

Nov 29, 2016

Vietnam Veterans Protested Hampshire College’s Removal Of American Flags, Trump Responds

Last week, we reported on the fact that Hampshire College (a very small college in Amherst, MA) removed the American...

Nov 27, 2016

WATCH: This Video Of A Ranting Trump Supporter On A Delta Plane Has Led To The Airline Apologizing

A video of a Trump supporter taunting his fellow passengers aboard a Delta Airlines flight has gone viral, and now...

Nov 22, 2016

Hampshire College Removes American Flag (And All Flags) Forever Following Trump’s Election

Hampshire College, a small college in Amherst, Massachusetts, has decided to remove the American flag from their campus flagpole for...

Nov 21, 2016

Do You Believe This Guy Who Claims He Has No Idea Who Won The Presidential Election?

I’ll tell you right off the bat that I’m not buying this dude’s snake oil for a second. I don’t...

Nov 19, 2016

Donald Trump is Just Distracting America By Going At ‘Hamilton’ And You Shouldn’t Fall For It

Last night, Mike Pence attended the hit Broadway show Hamilton and the Vice President-elect was decried with a chorus of...

Nov 18, 2016

WATCH: Kanye West Says He Would Have Voted For Trump

Kanye West, a person who refuses to stay out of the spotlight, told a crowd of people at his San...

Nov 17, 2016

Let’s Play A Game Called “Can You Find The Lone Black Person In Mike Pence’s Selfie?”

Eeeeesh. Bad visual. A couple of months after Speaker Paul Ryan took a famously white-washed selfie, Mike Pence decided that...

Nov 16, 2016

Donald Trump Said He Would Change His Hairstyle If Elected President

Finally some decent news out of the Trump transition? Question mark? During his run for the White House, Donald Trump...

Nov 16, 2016

Actor Michael Shannon Is Absolutely Furious That Donald Trump Won The Election

Count Michael Shannon among the people who are livid that Donald Trump will be our next president. The 42-year-old actor...

Nov 16, 2016

Thoughts On This British (?!) Dude Getting A Hyperrealistic Donald Trump Tattoo?

Woahhhhh, dude. Trump guy or no Trump guy… This is an aggressive move. Imagine you’re about to hook up with...

Nov 15, 2016

WATCH: Anti-Trump Protester Gets Viciously Tackled Off Stairs At Ohio State

On Monday, students at Ohio State University gathered to protest Donald Trump winning the 2016 election. During the protest, OSU...