cocaine

Jul 13, 2017

3rd Grade Teacher Arrested On Suspicion Of Selling Cocaine, Should Have Just Become An Uber Driver

Heather K. Jones, a 48-year-old third-grade teacher at a Wichita elementary school, was arrested on suspicion of being a drug...

Mar 28, 2017

Coast Guard Confiscates $420 MILLION Worth Of Blow

The U.S. Coast Guard confiscated 16 tons of cocaine worth $420 million in Port Everglades of Fort Lauderdale, Florida on...

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Mar 23, 2017

Irish Crime Boss Bought A Cargo Ship The Size Of Three Soccer Fields To Carry His Drugs

Christy Kinahan, an Irish drug lord, is believed to have bought a cargo ship the size of ‘three football pitches’...

Mar 2, 2017

Groom Dies Of Cocaine Overdose Just 6 Hours Into His Bachelor Party

Shaun Ennis, 31, died just six hours into his bachelor party due to a large amount of cocaine in his...

Feb 16, 2017

TSA Agents Pulled Off Massive Cocaine Smuggling Ring For Almost 20 Years

As Rick James eloquently put it, “Cocaine is a hell of a drug.” And because coke is such an in-demand...

Jan 31, 2017

31 Pounds Of Cocaine Accidentally Discovered Stashed In The Nose Of American Airlines Plane

Tulsa County Sheriff’s Office authorities say they discovered 31 pounds of cocaine worth $434,000 stashed in the nose of an...

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Jan 27, 2017

Fisherman Who Found 20 Kilos Of Coke Tried To Sell It & Got Busted For His Entrepreneurial Efforts

32-year-old Thomas Breeding of Panama City thought that he hit the lottery when he found 20 kilos of cocaine in...

This Granny Gives No F*cks, Gets Popped Smuggling $500,000 Worth Of Cocaine

As Snoop Dogg famously rapped in his 2011 hit (not really) “Raised In Da Hood,” “Yeah you can take me...

Oct 19, 2016

Elementary School Has Fake Cocaine And Razor Blades At Party, Forced To Apologize… Wait, What?

Yeah, WTF, right? I also did a double-take when I read this headline. How could anyone, let alone a school...

Sep 9, 2016

These Two Smokeshows Could Face Life In Prison For Smuggling Blow Into Australia

I would be gushing about how many dream scenarios I have that involve two beautiful girls, a cruise ship, and...

Aug 30, 2016

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Aug 22, 2016

The Best of Eddie Murphy’s Party Stories

The ’80s man. As Drake would say, what a time to be alive. Whether it be through stories from celebrities,...

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Mar 24, 2016

Marsha Reynolds Photos: Must-See Pictures of Smuggler

Marsha Gay Reynolds photos have begun to surface after the Jamaican beauty queen turned herself in for trying to smuggle...

Mar 24, 2016

Marsha Reynolds: Full Story on LAX Cocaine Smuggler

Marsha Gay Reynolds, the Jet Blue flight attendant who late last week attempted to smuggle cocaine onto an airplane at...

Mar 24, 2016

JetBlue Flight Attendant Goes Hard AF, Smuggles 70 Pounds Of Cocaine While On The Job

You ever seen the Johnny Depp movie Blow? The one where he plays cocaine smuggling crime lord George Jung? Well,...

Aug 28, 2015

Want To See What $18 Million of Cocaine Looks Like? Of Course You Do

For those who have never seen $18 million/200 pounds of cocaine before, this is what $18 million/200 pounds of cocaine ...

Jun 23, 2015

No Way This Guy Doing Blow On The Subway Has Job When He Wakes Up Hungover Today

A London man in a suit was filmed on video blowing cocaine on the London subway. Watch the unbelievable clip...

Feb 17, 2015

Surfers Come Across Kilo Of Cocaine Worth $100K

What would you do if you found a kilo of cocaine on the beach? Take it? Sell it? Return it?...

Oct 16, 2013

Science Says Oreo Cookies are as Addictive as Cocaine

Maybe science can next tell us the sky is blue or water is wet. Of course Oreo cookies are as...

May 11, 2013

The Price Of Drugs Around The World [VIDEO]

Even Bill Gates would go broke with a cocaine habit in New Zealand...

Dec 13, 2012

Woman Arrested For Cocaine-Filled Breast Implants

Cocaine and breasts: two things guys can get addicted to, two things the government doesn’t want you to put up...

Dec 3, 2012

Stand-up Comedian Finds Cocaine In Heckler’s Jacket [VIDEO]

Everything seemed pretty straight forward: an audience member was being loud and disrupting comics. Between sets, the host decided to...

Oct 9, 2012

Brazilian Politician Tries To Excite Voters By Passing Out Cocaine Along With Her Leaflets

In America, politicians get caught using or buying drugs all the time but never actually selling them. And God forbid you actually get caught giving them away--that just shows bad judgement and poor fiscal responsibility. However, this past Sunday Brazilian politician Carme Cristina da Silva Lima was caught handing out packets of cocaine along with leaflets instructing people on how to vote for her.

Oct 3, 2012

Modern Youths ‘Not on Enough Drugs’ – Miles Lloyd’s UK Report

British Prime Minister David Cameron held an emergency meeting at Downing Street today to address startling statistics that show a...

Sep 17, 2012

8 Things You Didn’t Know About John Belushi

Although John Belushi’s career was short-lived, his impact on the comedy world is one that only few others can match....

Feb 21, 2012

Tyler The Creator Is A Coked-Out Centaur In The Music Video For “Rella” [VIDEO]

I don’t know how I missed this yesterday, but OFWGKTA (Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All) released the official...

Feb 8, 2012

Betches Love This Video

I only just discovered the word “betch” when the first “Sh*t Girls Say” video released, but according to the College...

Dec 22, 2011

Ask A Chick: Fingering, Ryan Gosling, Pot vs. Coke vs. Booze

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why girls love Ryan Gosling, whether they prefer digital relief or cunnilingus, and dating a dude with serious vices See her answers after the jump!

Aug 29, 2011

The 10 Biggest College Drug Busts In US History

Everyone knows that drugs exist on college campuses, it's just that there's a massive difference between selling them and using them. Considering that both the school and the government don't want any drug-related incidents on-campus, it's no surprise that every so often a local dealer will get busted. These ten dealers were making some 'A student' money, but should have studied their subject a little more. Check out the list of the ten biggest college drug busts in US history after the jump.

Jul 25, 2011

COED’s Super Duper Quick Guide To Uppers

There are too many things to do and not enough hours in the day. It's true. You don't have to go to that party tonight when you have 4 back to back hours of finals tomorrow. And you don't have to jump on the hotel treadmill in Vegas after drinking all day at the pool before going clubbing. You don't have to but...um.... well, these will help you do it all. Check out the full rundown after the jump.

Jun 29, 2011

Wrap It Up: Quentin Tarantino Got A Beej Edition

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature where we highlight the internet's top pics, vids, stories, and headlines for the day. Today's items include the identity of Quentin Tarantino's toe suckee revealed, the King of Pop giving a teeny bopper boy band member cocaine, MySpace selling out, a battle of the WAGs, a battle of the trailer mash-ups, NFLers wearing Superman snuggies, Louis CK explaining farts, the new Lenny Kravitz meme, James Franco's first music video, and much more than meets the eye. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

Mar 25, 2011

9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

• 9 Of Brock's Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments! • The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence • Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers? • Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks • It Takes A Man To Be A Bad FatherDanica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy See More Awesome Links After The Jump

Feb 19, 2011

These Are Your Toys On Drugs… Any Questions? [30 Photos]

We're not quite sure why, but there's something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs...) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you've never before seen.

Feb 3, 2011

Puppy Mail, State Farm Isn’t There, and Botox In Jail?

Today's WTF news items prove chicks are just as bad as dudes, featuring a true champion of animal safety, a driver who thought she was in a State Farm commercial, and a drug cartel queen who's got the same last name as Mets outfielder so we're assuming she's a WAG. Read more about them after the jump!

Jan 28, 2011

Kacey Jordan: Charlie Sheen’s Newest Pornstar Gal Pal [61 Photos]

The latest notch on the Charlie Sheen bedpost is none other than 22 year-old teen porn starlet Kacey Jordan. This ex-cheerleader from Oregon used to work in retail and tanning salons before making a living on lying on her back. Kacey's motto is work hard and play harder... as if you couldn't figure that out based on the recent company she's been keeping.

Jan 20, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: Snorting Dead Dude, Pot-Smoking Toddler, Deadly Cake

Today's WTF news items feature a premise for a crappy burglar movie, responsible parents who missed a big opportunity to capitalize on their prodigious toddler, and a dude in Philly who takes his cake seriously. Read more after the jump!

Jan 17, 2011

WTF News Of The Day: ‘Hold My Whopper’, GTL Jail, And The Green Bay Drug Packers

Today's WTF news features a bottomless drive thru order in Colorado, some colorful jailbirds in Russia, and the source behind Green Bay's funding of the Packers is exposed! Read more about these absurd news items after the jump!

Nov 5, 2010

The 5 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Drug Busts

Celebrities have been busted for a number of things over the years, embezzlement, shoplifting, cheating, and a host of other things. However, nothing tops some of the most ridiculously drug bust over the last five years.

Jul 12, 2010

Celebrity Coke Whore All-Star Team

Celebrities have their indulgences. Madonna loves her Kabbalah water and Jon Gosselin can't resist Ed Hardy t-shirts. But these sexy celebrities may have far darker addictions. All of these ladies have been accused of using cocaine, proving that the white powder isn't just for Amy Winehouse anymore. Let me introduce you to our starting line-up of the celebrity coke whore all-star team!

Apr 24, 2010

High Hopes: Hysterical Drug Informational Videos

Anti-drug films have the unique ability to make even the scariest, worst drugs seem hilarious. These films go to extremes to make marijuana, heroine, cocaine, LSD, and amphetamines seem dangerous. But by virtue of their absurd story lines, the films are more slapstick than scary.

Apr 13, 2010

How To Travel Without Getting Arrested

Traveling overseas is the best kind of travel that exists. There really is nothing else like soaking up another culture, eating delicious food, and meeting great people. However different cultures mean different laws. Learn a lesson from these American tourists who made a mistake (or five) and ended up getting convicted by foreign courts.

Feb 24, 2010

10 Athletes Who Royally Screwed Up.

The on-court/field/probation athlete regarded by the average sports fan could be described as a hero, an idol, or just another...

Mar 9, 2009

66 Movie Directors, Writers and Actors on Twitter

• Movie Directors, Writers and Actors on Twitter • Hilary Duff Drops Some Cleavage In Toronto • T.O. Signs With The Buffalo Bills • Leighton Meester Has Sexy LegsStrange Condom Ads from Around the World • Smuggler Gets Creative With Cocaine Cast

Feb 24, 2009

Toys on Dope

We're not quite sure why, but there's something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs...) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you've never before seen. In fact, they look so real, you almost want to have an intervention.

Feb 19, 2009

I Have Some Bad News: You’re On Cocaine

• I Have Some Bad News: You're On CocaineJessica Stroup Is Soo Shwingtastic • Does That Mean Andy Samberg Is Gay? • Jax Jaguar Star Nailed With Guns • That Vagina Belongs To Josh Hartnett [NSFW] • T.I. "Dead and Gone" Music Video

Nov 7, 2008

How NOT to Use Facebook

How NOT to Use Facebook Movie Mash-Ups We’d Like To See Deal or No Deal Sure Knows How to Pick...

Aug 14, 2008

Adderall: Not Just for ADD Anymore

If you’re in college, chances are you’ve run across those infamous peach pills at some point. I’m talking about Adderall....

Aug 12, 2008

Reality is Hilarious!: Homemade Submarine Used to Smuggle Coke

You may have heard a few weeks ago that around three tons of cocaine were seized from smugglers by the...

Aug 8, 2008

Time To Put On The Gloves: New Fingerprint Technique Spots Drugs

Damnit! Getting away with doing illegal sh*t just got a smidge harder. A new fingerprint technology allows law enforcement to...

Jul 16, 2008

If I Had A Million Dollars, I’d Buy A Ton Of Cocaine

In the early nineties, Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page promised (in song no less) that he’d buy me and every...

Mar 14, 2008

Steve-O is Insane-O

Steve-O, fresh out of jail and clutching a handful of lemons, is seen in a newly-uploaded YouTube clip attempting to...

Jan 31, 2008

Let Ledger Rest

Even reporting on this makes me sick: a shocking video of Heath Ledger snorting cocaine at a party has surfaced...

Jan 22, 2008

Video: Amy Winehouse Smoking Crack

Surprise, surprise: a video has been making the rounds today of Amy Winehouse smoking crack mere moments after she snorted...

Nov 28, 2007

Britney Spears Pregnant with J.R. Rotem’s Baby

Britney Spears rumors have been flying this week like whoa! If you are gullible enough to believe every single rumor...

Nov 27, 2007

Celebrity Rehab: VH1’s Latest Trash TV Show

What a perfect post to make at 4:20. VH1, purveyors of poor taste, will add yet another reality show to...

Nov 18, 2007

Sophie Anderton: Model, Cokehead, Prostitute

It’s common knowledge that about 99.9% of twiggy, egotistical supermodels are cokeheads – but prostitutes? Leave it to lingerie model...

Oct 29, 2007

Lindsay Lohan is Hot Again!

Could it be?! Lindsay Lohan is a rehab success story? She’s come a long way since this or this and...

Oct 9, 2007

The Daily Shocker: $1 Million Dollar Billz, Y’all!

Pittsburgh moron first tries to cash in a $1 million dollar bill at a local shop, then proceeds to reach...

Oct 2, 2007

Rockies Edge Out Padres for the NL Wild Card

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo) Schools the world...

Sep 28, 2007

Cocaine Nose Repair – An Enabler?

If there was any drug in the entire world that doesn’t need a medical breakthrough to fix the side-effects it’s...

Sep 12, 2007

Air Sex: Do Try This at Home… Only at Home.

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are ruining my life. Seriously. I have said many times how much I love reading...

Aug 23, 2007

LiLo Avoids Felony Charges; Gets Wrist Firmly Slapped

If there is any lesson to be learned from the charges filed against Lindsay Lohan, it’s that you should always,...