• GIF Creator Steve Wilhete Reminds Everyone How To Pronounce His Invention

    GIF Creator Steve Wilhete Reminds Everyone How To Pronounce His Invention

    At last night’s 17th Annual Webby Awards, GIF creator Steve Wilhite was honored for creating one of the most wide…

  • Anthony Weiner Wants a Brain

    Anthony Weiner Wants a Brain

    So he decided to sing about it.

  • We May Never See Photos of Dead Osama Bin Laden

    We May Never See Photos of Dead Osama Bin Laden

    A federal appeals court backed the U.S. government’s decision not to release photos of Osama Bin Laden’s dead body.

  • Microsoft Unveils the Newest Device That Will Suck Up All of Your Free Time: The Xbox One

    Microsoft Unveils the Newest Device That Will Suck Up All of Your Free Time: The Xbox One

    All the endless speculation, rumors, guesses, conjectures and just plain wild stabs in the dark about the next generat…

  • Tumblr’s Porn Isn’t Going Anywhere

    Tumblr’s Porn Isn’t Going Anywhere

    As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Tumblr has been bought by Yahoo for $1.1 billion dollars. The important thing to k…

  • Brazil is Way Ahead of Us in the Development of Heat-Activated Pizza Smell DVDs

    Brazil is Way Ahead of Us in the Development of Heat-Activated Pizza Smell DVDs

    America may be one of the world’s only remaining superpowers, but we’re far from being the most technolog…

  • Say Hello To The Drunk Man Who Got Stuck In A High Chair At Mcdonald’s And Needed Police Assistance

    Say Hello To The Drunk Man Who Got Stuck In A High Chair At Mcdonald’s And Needed Police Assistance

    According to Gawker, the Cork, Ireland man was dining alone and was most likely inebriated when he decided to choose the…

  • Man Gets Angry At Girlfriend, Does Logical Thing & Cuts Off His Own Penis

    Man Gets Angry At Girlfriend, Does Logical Thing & Cuts Off His Own Penis

    And then he flushes it down the toilet. Revenge sure is sweet.

  • This Is How Dudes Would Feel If They Went Into Labor [MEMES]

    This Is How Dudes Would Feel If They Went Into Labor [MEMES]

    So scientists have figured out how to make men feel the pain of delivering a baby.

  • Bacon Hot Dogs Are Here Just In Time For Summer

    Bacon Hot Dogs Are Here Just In Time For Summer

    Simply put, bacon is taking over America this summer. Not only is it in ice cream and condoms (two things important to bea…

  • Man Who Tried To Have Sex With Hornet’s Nest Does What You’d Expect: Dies

    Man Who Tried To Have Sex With Hornet’s Nest Does What You’d Expect: Dies

    According to a report in the Swedish newspaper Nyheterna Sverige, a man named as “Hasse” died after he att…

  • Angelina Jolie Got Her Breasts Removed

    Angelina Jolie Got Her Breasts Removed

    Tis an end of an era, but for good reasons.
    Angelina Jolie says she had a double mastectomy in a precautionary move agains…

  • The Best Youtube Comments From Newt Gingrich’s Absurd Video About What ‘Smartphones’ Are Called

    The Best Youtube Comments From Newt Gingrich’s Absurd Video About What ‘Smartphones’ Are Called

    We do a great job of keeping the politics off the pages of COED but this new video from Newt Gingrich to his “fans…

  • British College Will Let Students Major In Heavy Metal–Minor In Headbanging

    British College Will Let Students Major In Heavy Metal–Minor In Headbanging

    The almighty Droz from “PCU” once said, “You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullsh*t.̶…

  • Say Hello To The Man Who Sexually Abused His Peacock To Death

    Say Hello To The Man Who Sexually Abused His Peacock To Death

    So George Carlin really didn’t die, he just acquired that crazy look in his eyes and started f*cking peacocks? I d…

  • Billionaire In Drag: The Most Upsetting Thing You’ll Ever See [VIDEO]

    Billionaire In Drag: The Most Upsetting Thing You’ll Ever See [VIDEO]

    Virgin Airlines head Richard Branson lost a bet and had to be a stewardess on an AirAsia flight…

  • The Price Of Drugs Around The World [VIDEO]

    The Price Of Drugs Around The World [VIDEO]

    Even Bill Gates would go broke with a cocaine habit in New Zealand…

  • Are Florida’s Alligators Becoming Bounty Hunters? This Arrest Says Yes

    Are Florida’s Alligators Becoming Bounty Hunters? This Arrest Says Yes

    Florida is as efficient at producing weird news stories for the public’s consumption as McDonalds’ abil…

  • The Old Snoop Dogg Used to Pimp Playboy Playmates for Athletes

    The Old Snoop Dogg Used to Pimp Playboy Playmates for Athletes

    Part of me is glad that Snoop Lion has found inner peace but another part of me really misses the ol’ Snoop Dogg.
    He w…

  • Is This a Good Idea?: Pot in Pill Form

    Is This a Good Idea?: Pot in Pill Form

    The marijuana debate has taken an interesting turn beyond just the hilarious image of watching a group of stoners try to…

  • Say Hello To The She Hulk Who Attacked A Woman Outside Of An English McDonald’s

    Say Hello To The She Hulk Who Attacked A Woman Outside Of An English McDonald’s

    SHE HULK ANGRY! SHE HULK NEED RELATIONSHIP OR BOXED WINE TO FILL HER INNER SADNESS!
    The woman seen here is accused of beat…

  • ‘Dexter’s’ Biggest Serial Killer Fan Gets to Watch ‘Dexter’ in Prison

    ‘Dexter’s’ Biggest Serial Killer Fan Gets to Watch ‘Dexter’ in Prison

    The real reason Showtime’s “Dexter” and the “Dexter” novels on which they are based…

  • Teen Mom Turned Porn Star Just Signed A Legitimate Six-Figure Endorsement Deal Because Society Sucks

    Teen Mom Turned Porn Star Just Signed A Legitimate Six-Figure Endorsement Deal Because Society Sucks

    Hey kids, make sure you work hard in school so you can go on and graduate from a great college and establish a life-long car…

  • Is This a Good Idea?: A Working 3D-Printed Gun

    Is This a Good Idea?: A Working 3D-Printed Gun

    The gun debate has always been part of the national dialogue, even before heartbreaking tragedies like the Newtown mas…

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