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  • Read This interview With The Woman Who Invented Pot Brownies For 4/20

    Brownie Mary, whose real first name we s**t you not is Mary Jane, came up with the first major cookbook for all things made…

  • Stuff The Intern Forgot: Man At Walmart Accidentally Did Meth [Links]

    Naked man at Walmart says he accidentally did meth [Huffington Post] A South Carolina man named Kevin Hughes is so embar…

  • Magcon (Might Have) Broke Up, Fans (Might) Start Cutting Themselves

    If you haven’t heard of Magcon…well, join the club. However, the tween boy gang broke up, and plenty of ot…

  • Chipotle Prices Are About To Go Up–And More Morning Links

      As the prices of beef, cheese and avocados continue to rise, and are expected to stay high, Chipotle executives h…

  • Wake Up To Mr. Poo, The Happy Poo Who Wants India To Poo Right [VIDEO]

    There's too much poo on the streets of India--so say hello to the singing and dancing Mr. Poo, as he learns that poo has its proper place....

  • Stuff The Intern Forgot: The New Air Jordan XX9 & More [Links]

    The new Air Jordans will set you back $225 Thanks to our friends over at Extra Mustard, we now have our first look at the A…

  • Can You Identify The Portland Pisser? [VIDEO]

    Sound the alarms  because the Portland Pisser is still out there and is probably peeing all up in your water supply as we…

  • Cops Bust Teen After Party Plans Go Viral–And More Morning Links

    A 19-year-old high school student named Nathaniel Gray started planning his birthday party as early as April 2 on Twit…

  • The FBI Made A Movie To Stop You Traitorous College Students [VIDEO]

    The Federal Bureau of Investigation has some serious concerns about American college students who are studying overs…

  • Community College Professor Disciplined For “Game of Thrones” Quote

    Brace yourself–douchebag college administrators are coming. Or, in this case, have come for Professor Franci…

  • Could You Pass the New SAT Exam?

    The standardized test that every adult told you would make or break your entire life back in high school is undergoing so…

  • Cure Bowl Set To Become 40th College Football Bowl Game

    The number of college football bowl games had been hanging out at 35 games for the last number of seasons. Next season wil…

  • Stuff The Intern Forgot: Shaq Smashed Brent Barry’s Guitar [Links]

    Shaq smashed Brent Barry’s guitar because he wouldn’t play “Jessie’s Girl” Accord…

  • US Airways Twitter Account Guy Won’t Lose Job For…Well, You Know

    We all saw the now infamous US Airways tweet–and for those of you who didn’t, here’s the amazingly N…

  • Lance Armstrong’s Bizarre Instructional Video–And More Morning Links

      It appears Lance Armstrong has taken on a new angle in his search for public forgiveness. In his new instruction…

  • Kayvon Edson: Boston’s Biggest Loser & (Surprise!) Art Student [VIDEO]

    We have mixed feelings about giving a creep like Kayvon Edson any attention at all--but let's note how sadly typical this guy is...

  • Old Man Taped 276K To His Junk

    A few officers in German Customs got quite the surprise when they pulled over an elderly couple for a seemingly routine s…

  • Stuff The Intern Forgot: Pizza Ax Can Cut The Toughest Pies [Links]

    Pizza ax cuts through the toughest pies I’ve been waiting for this invention for quite some time. We’ve al…

  • Did You See That Blood Moon Last Night? It Was Amazing… [PICS]

    So at 12:53 AM this morning–when you should have been running around, anyway–there was this amazing even…

  • Knife Hidden In Enchilada Found By TSA–And More Morning Links

      A woman at the Sonoma County Airport in Santa Rosa, California claims she made an enchilada over the weekendR…

  • Stuff The Intern Forgot: First Look At EA Sports’ NBA Live 15 [Links]

    EA Sports unveils first look at NBA Live 2015 EA Sports is proving that they aren’t cutting any corners on the new v…

  • World’s Worst Wheel of Fortune Contestant Isn’t the Worst Ever [VIDEO]

    A video made the rounds last week of what the Internet dubbed to be the “Worst Wheel of Fortune Contestant.”…

  • Small Plane Lands On Golf Course–And More Morning Links

      A single-engine plane was forced to make an emergency landing on a golf course this past weekend in southwest Oh…

  • Ron Jeremy Wrote Duke Porn Star Belle Knox A Poem This Weekend [PIC]

    We had a fine time hanging out at the porn-oriented Exxxotica Convention this weekend in Atlantic City–but the b…

  • ‘Total Divas’ Star Brie Bella Marries WWE’S Daniel Bryan [PHOTOS]

    The wrestling diva and wrestling superstar just tied the knot in a small but elegant “country rustic” themed wedding. B…

  • Stuff The Intern Forgot: LCD Hat Allows Fans To Switch Logos [Links]

    LCD hat allows fans to switch logos with the touch of a button There is now a hat that is perfect for bandwagon jumpers. Acc…

  • Power Up Your Body With the Konami Code Workout [VIDEO]

    Gamers aren’t the healthiest bunch, but a fitness expert may have come up with a way for even the most sedentary bu…

  • Don’t Sell Pot In Order To Buy A Prom Dress, You Might Get Deported

      Saira Munoz was too broke to buy a dress for prom, so in order to raise some money, she baked a batch of pot brownies…

  • Man Who Peed In Co-Workers Coffee Owes $5,000–And More Morning Links

    53-year-old James Butler worked for a Culpeper County, VA waste water plant and apparently wasn’t too fond of…

  • “Tosh.0″ Production Assistant (Not Producer) Accidentally Killed By Cops

    John Winkler (pictured above), who worked as a freelance Production Assistant on Comedy Central’s Tosh.0, wa…

  • Stuff The Intern Forgot: Billy Joel Did The Coolest Thing Ever [Links]

    Billy Joel visits elementary school on Long Island for tribute concert Billy Joel received an invitation to last night…

  • Florida Man Attacks Roommate With A Butter Knife, Thinks He’s Jesus

    Seriously what do they put in the water in Florida?

  • Sorority Suspended For Making Guys Eat Doggie Treats [VIDEO]

    A sorority at the University of Connecticut is facing possible penalties and suspensions for throwing a wild party in w…

  • University of Missouri-St. Louis Gives Student Newspaper Budget of Zero

    The University of Missouri-St. Louis gave its student newspaper the equivalent of a fiscal middle finger by reducing…

  • Say Hello To The “Nerdy Bandit” Who’s Now Been Arrested

    Say Hello to Thaddeus Lindsay Woods, a 31-year-old man in Portland, Oregon who police called “the Nerdy Bandit.…

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