Jun 29, 2016

Remember That "Unexpected John Cena" Prank Phone Call? They Just Did It In Real Life And It's Twice As Funny

That “Unexpected John Cena” prank phone call it legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Me and my...

Jun 29, 2016

These Are The Funniest Snapchat Photos You've Ever Seen

Snapchat is great for a lot of things, one of which is taking funny photos and videos to share with...

Jun 29, 2016

That Youtube Blogger Who Claimed He Was A Victim Of A Hate Crime Was Kinda, Sorta, Really Lying

Calum McSwiggan, 26, a YouTuber (because apparently that’s an occupation these days), threw up a picture of himself on Instagram ...

Here's The Big News That Happened To The UVA Fraternity vs. Rolling Stone Lawsuit

The defamation lawsuit brought against Rolling Stone by three University of Virginia Phi Kappa Psi fraternity brothers was thrown out...

Jun 29, 2016

Hero Turkish Police Officer Shot & Downed Suicide Bomber In Attack Yesterday

Turkish local media is reporting that a police officer, Yasin Durna, is responsible for saving dozens of lives during the...

Jun 29, 2016

An Actual, Real, Living Chupacabra Was Killed In Ukraine, And This Is What Nightmares Are Made Of

Hi, yes, bartender, I’ll have a tall glass of “NOPE”, because f*ck whatever this is. This, uh, chupacabra, is one...

Jun 29, 2016

Jun 28, 2016

WATCH: Kit Harrington Explains Why He Showed Up To His Game Of Thrones Audition With A Black Eye

True story: my first day of full-time work at COED (literally a couple of weeks ago), I came in with...

Jun 28, 2016

Call of Duty: Black Ops III’s Next Zombies Map Has A F*cking Dragon

OH YEAH BABY, F*CKING DRAGONS. Call Of Duty has been around for a decade, so naturally, they have to find...

Jun 28, 2016

The Game Of Thrones Creators Just Took A Steaming Dump On All Of Our Hopes & Dreams

Look up. See that photo of Cersei dumping wine on that deserving poor Septa’s face? Yeah, Cersei represents the Game...

Jun 28, 2016

This Woman, Stacy Sanchez, Kept Driving For A MILE With A Dead Pedestrian In Her Windshield

Stacy Sanchez, 29, whose full name is Esteysi Sanchez Izazaga, allegedly hit and killed a homeless pedestrian, then drove for...

Jun 28, 2016

WATCH: Trick Daddy's Epic Rant On Video Ends With Spitting on Camera

Trick Daddy got extremely upset at a woman (he prefers to refer to her as a type of gardening tool)...

Jun 28, 2016

Buddy Ryan, Former Chicago Bears Defensive Coordinator, Dead At 82

Buddy Ryan died Tuesday at the age of 82. Ryan, the former NFL head coach and influential defensive coordinator for...

Jun 27, 2016

Scientists Have Released The First-Ever Images Of The Brain On LSD

Since this is both the internet, and my job, I’m not going to admit to partaking in any illicit activities...

Jun 27, 2016

WATCH: John Oliver Does What He Does Best & Delivers Perfect Response, This Time To "Brexit"

Ever since Jon Stewart retired, and Stephen Colbert went on to drown host The Late Show, millenials have needed a...

Jun 27, 2016

The Flaming Sinking Ship That Is Chipotle Is Giving Away Free Burritos … Again

The hot dumpster fire that is Chipotle is yet again groveling at the knees of the American public, begging them...