New York City police are looking for man who grabbed a woman and SHOVED A BAG OF SH*T DOWN HER PANTS. So many questions, so little answers. The attack (???) happened on Monday around 6 PM, on East 74th between 1st and York Avenues. The 27-year-old woman was walking down the street, when this clearly psychotic dude came up from behind her, grabbed her by the hips, and shoved a bag of deuce down her pants. He ended the attack by giving her butt a squeeze for good measure. Only in New York City, am I right?
The suspect then ran away after the incident, flinging what appeared to be a glove to the sidewalk. Police describe the suspect as a 40-year-old man, 6’0″ tall, 200 lbs, dark complexion with an afro hair style, also known as, the most generic description of a black man you could possibly give. Real helpful, NYPD.