Culture - page 159

Feb 8, 2017

Killing Yourself Is Your Only Option After Being Friendzoned This Hard

Okay, since internet bullying is a very buzz-wordy, trendy thing these days, I want to be clear that I’m not...

Feb 8, 2017

ISIS Continues To Prove They're Giant Cowards, Call In Sick Because Of Headaches & Back Pain

Luckily, this is not #FakeNews. This news is real AF and it’s ever so fitting. In case you haven’t heard,...

Feb 8, 2017

Mother Nature Cucks The Northeast, Gives Us 60 Degrees & Snow In Same Day

Yeah, sure Mother Nature, kick America while we’re down. Awesome. Look, I get that the United States is hugely responsible...

Feb 8, 2017

Woman Casually Calls 911 To Report That She Shot Her Ex-Husband In The Head

Middletown, Ohio police say Anthony Shearer has died after being shot in the head his ex-wife, who admitted to the...

Feb 8, 2017

This Man Exacted Revenge On His Neighbor By Killing Him With A Potato

Doesn’t this sound like a plot of a movie that’d star Jason Sudeikis and Zach Galifianakis? A zany comedy about...

Feb 7, 2017

Judy Garland Being Molested By The Munchkins From 'The Wizard Of Oz' Is The Least Surprising News Ever

Before you read this article, I want you to keep in mind that Judy Garland died over 50 years ago....

Feb 7, 2017

The 'Cash Me Ousside' Girl Is Now Getting In Brawls On Airplanes

  I feel like America turning this 13-year-old’s mental breakdown into an internet meme is a microcosm of the state...

Feb 7, 2017

Cheeto Shaped Like Harambe Sold For $100,000

I want to start off this article by being relatively sincere. To the 132 people who bid on a Cheeto...

Feb 7, 2017

2 Black Women Almost Square Up In NYC Subway After Argument About Trump

Two black women were filmed having a heated argument on a packed New York City subway over President Donald Trump. ...

Feb 6, 2017

Alt-Right, Reasonable As Always, Claims Lady Gaga's Halftime Show Was A Satanic Ritual

I’ve always secretly wondered what it’s like to be delusional. It must be quite liberating to be able to say...

Feb 5, 2017

New Yorkers Find Nazi Symbolism All Over Subway Car, Band Together To Erase Them

America is a little divided right now, to say the least. But as chaotic and callous as our nation might...

Feb 4, 2017

WATCH: Competitive Eater Chows Down Chicken Wings In Lightning Speed

How many chicken wings can you eat in five minutes? If you asked competitive eater Molly Schuyler that question, you...

Feb 3, 2017

This Satanist Who Tried To Burn Down Popeyes Has Obviously Never Seen 'Little Nicky'

This one confuses me. I always thought Satan and his followers were down with Popeyes chicken. Ever seen a little...

Feb 2, 2017

Ivanka Trump Net Worth 2018: How Much Is Ivanka Worth Now?

Ivanka Trump is more than just the president’s daughter. She’s a businesswoman, socialite, author, and fashion model. Ivanka is both...

Feb 2, 2017

Police Investigating Woman Who Posted Graphic Social Media Video Filmed In The Courthouse

Administrators from the Duval County Courthouse have confirmed that a graphic video of a sex act posted to social media...