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Alt-Right, Reasonable As Always, Claims Lady Gaga’s Halftime Show Was A Satanic Ritual

(Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

(Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

I’ve always secretly wondered what it’s like to be delusional. It must be quite liberating to be able to say and do things without being concerned about how insane you sound. Being able to say and do whatever you want without worrying about the consequences is true freedom.

Shout out to InfoWars founder Alex Jones and his delusion. I agree with him and his followers on literally nothing and have zero respect for any human who considers themselves ‘alt-right’ but I’m man enough to admit I’m slightly jealous of the Joneses and Trumps of the world who are able to throw logic and reason to the wind without any hesitation. Gotta be exhilarating.

Prior to the Super Bowl, Jones posted on Facebook to warn followers not to watch Gaga’s show because she’s the spawn of Satan and part of the “New World Order.”

Via Independent:

After claiming Gaga “does rituals” and pointing out she once wore a meat suit, Jones said the Super Bowl “organisers are deciding to defile America and break our will by having us bow down to this.”

“They say she’s going to stand on top of the stadium, ruling over everyone with drones everywhere, surveilling everyone in a big swarm,” he said. “To just condition them to say ‘I am the Godess of Satan’ ruling over them with the rise of the robots in a ritual of lesser magic.”

Truly remarkable display of lunacy.

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