We made it through another Valentine’s Day, ladies and gentlemen. Pat yourselves on the back for still being single or...
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Here’s a friendly reminder that Valentine’s Day 2017 is Tuesday, February 14, so if you don’t have any gifts, now...
Dear God. Just when you thought the saga of the Cash Me Ousside girl couldn’t become any more ridiculous, she...
Look, I love fast food just as much as the next drunk guy. I’ll get a bowl from Qdoba, the...
Border patrol agents in Pharr, Texas hit the jackpot when it comes to pot. These agents seized a shipment of...
William Christopher Gibbs, a Georgia man who drove himself to a hospital saying he had been exposed to ricin, has...
Anton Pilipa, a Canadian man who has been missing for five years, was found more than 6,500 miles away in...
Camryn Zelinger, 32, a former teacher at Riverside, California high school has been arrested on the suspicion of having an...