Moby (Yes, Moby) Has Thrown His Hat Into The Donald Trump Conspiracy Theory Ring

Moby? F*cking Moby? The only connection I have to Moby is that my college fraternity played one of his songs during the first night of hell week to make us lose our minds. Other than that, I don’t know a single thing about the dude other than the fact he was real big in the ’90s.
Hey, Moby, maybe next time you want to gaslight the entire nation with a frankly preposterous conspiracy theory, at least source a little of your information. Just saying that you know these things literally proves nothing and therefore doesn’t change a damn thing.
Nobody thinks less of Trump than yours truly, but these washed-up celebrities coming out of the clouds to perpetuate a divisive topic isn’t going to help anyone.
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after spending the weekend talking to friends who work in dc i can safely(well, ‘accurately’…) post the following things:
1-the russian dossier on trump is real. 100% real. he’s being blackmailed by the russian government, not just for being peed
on by russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things.
2-the trump administration is in collusion with the russian government, and has been since day one.
3-the trump administration needs a war, most likely with iran. at present they are putting u.s warships off the coast
of iran in the hope that iran will attack one of the ships and give the u.s a pretense for invasion.
4-there are right wing plans to get rid of trump. he’s a drain on their fundraising and their approval ratings, and the gop and koch
brothers and other u.s right wing groups are planning to get rid of trump.
5-intelligence agencies around the world, and here in the u.s, are horrified by the incompetence of the trump administration, and are
working to present information that will lead to high level firings and, ultimately, impeachment.
i’m writing these things so that when/if these things happen there will be a public record beforehand.
these are truly baffling and horrifying times, as we have an incompetent president who is essentially owned by a foreign power.
-moby

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