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Apr 24, 2017

White House Bomb Scare: Full Story & Must-See Details

Police have shut down part of 16th Street NW because a man called and said there was a bomb in...

Mar 20, 2017

Guy Who Made False Bomb Threat Against White House Claims He Was Speaking To Trump Telepathically

Sean Patrick Keoughan, 29, was arrested last weekend after he claimed to have a bomb in his car at a...

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Jan 21, 2017

WATCH: Trump & New White House Secretary Dubiously Claim Media Misrepresented Inauguration Turnout

This morning while speaking to the CIA, Donald Trump went on a bizarre yet typical rant about how the media...

May 20, 2016

White House Lockdown: Full Story & Must-See Details

The White House has been placed on lockdown after a shooting on the West Executive Drive, just outside the West...

Apr 12, 2013

Today In Real Life: White House Has To Answer Questions About Jay-Z’s New Song [VIDEO]

“I guess nothing rhymes with treasury.” BOOM! White boy from the White House to the rescue. Strong possibility Press Secretary...

Jan 14, 2013

The White House’s Official Response To The Petition To Build A Death Star

Remember when we learned all about how the White House makes its very own beer? That gem was a product...

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Nov 6, 2012

20 Things You Didn’t Know About The White House

The 2012 election has been one of the most hyped in history. We’ve been hearing about both these candidate for...

Madonna Calls Obama A ‘Black Muslim’ And, Oh, By The Way, Madonna Has No Idea What She’s Talking About [VIDEO]

Remember when Madonna was relevant? Yeah, neither do I. But the woman wrote a book of pictures called Sex and had enough power to get the artist-formerly-known-as LMFAO on stage with her at the Super Bowl, so I think we should take a second to listen to what she has to say about our upcoming presidential election (despite the fact that doesn't she live in London now...

Sep 25, 2012

Learn How To Make Your Very Own Batch Of The White House’s Beer [VIDEO]

One petition that you know COED was interested in signing was for the release of the White House’s very own...

Sep 4, 2012

Two Things Sofia Vergara Was Hiding From The White House [8 PHOTOS]

In a surprise early move, the internet gods bestowed upon us an early Cinco De Mayo present: Sofia Vergara. GQ...

Apr 30, 2012

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Jul 30, 2010

Top 10 Most Notorious Cheaters In The History Of Sex

For as long as men have seeked fame and fortune, they have also cheated on their wives and girlfriends. Yet there are some men that go beyond simple cheating. These are the low down dirty, no good, crazy ass, DAWGS! Here are the ten most ridiculous cheaters in the history of sex.

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Oct 15, 2008

Wednesday Headline Quickie

It’s About to Get Ugly: Tonight’s debate starts at 9pm (EST) | Surprise, Surprise: White House cleared use of waterboarding...

Aug 23, 2008

Obama…Biden…Vice President…Right Choice?

We think so. Not that our word is worth jack – we know chicks, boobs, liquor and sports…and we know...

Jul 1, 2008

Follow The Money: McCain to Pick Mitt Romney As Running Mate

Sen. John McCain will choose businessman and former Massachusetts Governor, Mitt Romney as Vice President, in his bid for the...

Jun 3, 2008

Obama’s Got 99 Problems, But a Bitch Ain’t One: Barack Secures Nomination!

Sen. Barack Obama has secured enough delegates to clinch the Democratic nomination for President, beating Sen. Hillary Clinton in the...

May 23, 2008

Wesleyan Wins: Obama to Stand-in for Kennedy as Commecement Speaker

After doctors diagnosed Sen. Edward (Ted) Kennedy with brain cancer this week, colleague and presidential candidate Barack Obama has agreed...

Feb 4, 2008

Politically Inept? Drink and Do Some Research

Like any good twenty-something, I’m on several random email lists, usually of the happy hour variety. When one of my...

Nov 5, 2007

Hillary Clinton Lesbian Sex Scandal?

Once again a member of the Clinton family can not seem to keep it in their pants. At first it...

Oct 17, 2007

Stephen Colbert: Presidential Hopeful?

Stephen Colbert announced the announcement Americans have wanted to hear, straight from the source’s mouth: he is running for President!...

Sep 19, 2007

Dubya and Congress Numbers Hit an All-Time Low

The approval rate of President George Bush and Congress has plummeted – again. As of this morning, a Reuters/Zogby poll...