drinks
Father’s Day 2018: Top 5 Whiskey Drinks For Dad
Father’s Day is upon us this Sunday, June 17, 2018. While some of us are scrambling to get last-minute gifts,...
Mint Julep Recipe: How To Make The Kentucky Derby’s Official Drink
It’s about to be the first Saturday in May, meaning the 2018 Kentucky Derby is set to officially kickoff Triple...
National Vodka Day 2017: Top 5 Best Vodka Cocktails To Try Now
Vodka, the clear and precious alcoholic beverage made from potatoes, has always deserved to have a day set aside to...
New Year’s Eve: Best Champagne & Sparkling Wine To Drink
New Year’s Eve is best celebrated with kisses at midnight and lots and lots of champagne (or sparkling wine). More...
The 10 Most Extravagant Drinks For The Holidays
What do you get the person who has everything? Well, you can’t go wrong with a good bottle of liquor....
Everything You Need To Know About Picklebacks For “National Pickle Day”
In my opinionated opinion, pickleback shots are the best and most delicious tasting shot you can drink at a bar,...
Halloween Drinks That Get You Scary Drunk
One of the greatest holidays of the year is here–Halloween. It’s the most creative, spookiest, and the best excuse to...
The Best Drinks To Get A Woman You Like At The Bar
There’s a lot of things as a single male that comes easy, but one thing that’s always a crap shoot...
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Would You Like To Have This Automatic Cocktail Machine In Your Bachelor Pad? [VIDEO]
No bachelor pad is complete without a stocked bar. Any man will agree that’s non-negotiable. But what if I told...
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These Wild Roses Will Have You Howling Like A Wolf [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Summer is almost gone, but our bottles of boozer are still full, so let’s party! This week on “Drinks of...
Brown Cow, Sticki Palmer, Cherry Bomb [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Let’s get one thing straight—we don’t test and review hundreds of brands of liquor each year because we like it,...
Jamming Apples, Chillax, Arctic Summer [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Welcome to the 94th consecutive installment of COED’s “Drinks of the Week.” Now let’s party!! We’ll bring the gin, whiskey...
Brazier, Nobelita, Bloody Hot Shot [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
If you’re a fan of vodka, rum, or tequila–today is your luck day! This week’s installment of “Drinks of the...
Mackintosh Rose, Melon Madness, Old Fashioned [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Whether you’re looking to find some ridiculously tasty mixed drink recipes for this weekend, or you’re hoping to discover some...
The Easy Eddy, PB&J Pudding Shots, Cali Grapefruit Cocktail [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Summer is in full effect, and with temperatures topping 90 degrees across the nation, there’s no better way to beat...
Cherry Squeeze, Kentucky Kick, Dragon Bite [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
You should celebrate today because this marks the 90th consecutive week that COED Magazine has brought you “Drinks of the...
Whale Tail, Rock Out, Kick Start [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
If you like your vodka from Russia, Bourbon from Kentucky, and Whisky from Canada not only are you most defiantly ...
What Her Drink Says About Her [He Said/She Said]
Even if you’re one of those weirdos who actually enjoys meeting people while sober, chances are you’re going to have...
After-Shave, Wild Russian, Apple Bottom Dreams [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Purchasing booze without having proper knowledge of the flavor profile, distillation methods and overall quality of a particular brand is...
Ice Ice Baby, Corpse Reviver, Mountain Sunrise [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
So the weekend is here and you haven’t a clue what you’ll be sippin’ on. Tsk, tsk, but there’s no...
Rye Guy Says That Krome’s The Word [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
It’s not every day that you get to sit down at a tasting table with three individual spirits that are...
Black Beard Drinks Coco Apples [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
In this week’s installment of “Drinks of the Week,” we’re sipping on three very distinctly-flavored liquor brands–two of which you...
Have No Reservations About Weaving An Irish Jig [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
The weekend is upon us! It’s time to let loose and unwind, and what better way to do that than...
The 10-Tini Is A Honeybox Assassin [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Packaging is often what urges consumers to buy a particular liquor brand. Whether it be the labeling, the name, or...
El Matador’s Bloodhound Is ReDonkulicious [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Mmmm… Tequila, Vodka, and Whiskey! No, we’re not mixing a jumbo batch of jungle juice or long island ice teas…...
The German Martini and Free Fallin’ Know They’re Sexy [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
It’s common knowledge that each week here at COED, we share our reviews of new and exciting liquor brands. You...
The Mexican Volcano Is A Cannonball Skyscraper [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
The weekend is knocking at your door and it’s about time you let it in! In this week’s edition of...
The Cactus Hummer Goes Down With A Silky Squirt [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
“Drinks of the Week” has become an institution here at COED over the past year and a half and we...
Bombastic Fire Crushes the Orange Ice [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
We’re not telling you how or when to drink, we’re just letting you know the right liquore choices to make!...
The Cosmic Cowboy’s Silver Dog is a Son of a Beach [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
We’ve all put our noses’ to the grindstone for the past five days in an attempt to make the weekend...
The Rainier Russian Made Sofia Swizzle with Crannessy [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Reposado Tequila, Cognac, and Cherry Vodka, sounds like one hell of a good time, right? Well, I’m here to tell...
Smash Body Art at Sunset [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
The art of drinking is not learned overnight, it is learned over many nights! Knowing what to drink and what...
I Drop a Bloody EFFEN Mary with a Tutti Fruti [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
If you like to party, and we know you do! You’ll want to check out this week’s installment of Drinks...
Intercept the Celebration Dance with a QB Sneak [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Rum, vodka, and MORE vodka… That’s what’s in store for this week’s installment of “Drinks of the Week.” And if...
Give Rose-ito Blood & Tears With Crystal Head [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Mmmmm! Rum, vodka and gin… Three of our personal favorites of booze here at COED! In this week’s edition of...
Ron Jeremy’s Mustache Ride Gives Old Blue Some Pink Passion [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Today marks the 60th consecutive week that COED’s “Drinks of the Week” has been a featuring new and exciting spirits...
Flippin’ the Bird Leads to New England Black Attack [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
The weekend is almost here… It’s so close you can almost taste it! Thankfully COED’s got your back and we’re...
Atomic Coffee Gives You Razz Matazz [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
In this week’s installment of Drinks of the Week we’re sipping on three totally clear spirits, yet each is very...
The Scary Cherry Popper’s Nightmare [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
This week we're busting into the new year with three totally unique and exciting liquor brands, including: Hendrick's Gin, Calico Jack Cherry Rum, and Agave Loco Tequila. So to all of you who were stupid enough to make your new year's resolution a ban on drinking in 2012 this article is not for you. For the rest of you, make sure to check out our full reviews and mixed drink recipes after the jump.
The Holly Jolly Jack Frost Nips at Your Early Bird [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
If you're like us, then you like to treat yourself during the holiday season, and what better way to teat yourself than with some tasty mixed drinks that will keep the holiday parties rocking well into 2012! This week we're filling up on triple distilled Vesica Vodka, DonQ Cristal Rum from Puerto Rico, and finally The Famous Grouse Scotch Whisky to add a little sophistication to your holidays. Make sure to check out our full reviews and killer drink recipes after the jump!
Kiss & Tell When You Cock-Out Rock-Out [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Fans of rum, vodka, and whiskey listen up! This week we're taking an in-depth look Cockspur Rum from Barbados, artisan vodka from Wisconsin, and Cherry amplified whiskey from Phillips Union. Fans of Gin, Tequila, Cognac, and Brandy sorry, but you'll tune in next week or take a look at our previous Drinks of the Week installments. Check out this week's full reviews and savory drink recipes after the jump!
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‘Thunder Dave’ Says MiO Energy is ‘Swellegant Liquid Velociraptor’ [VIDEO]
Yesterday morning, we received a package from MiO that contained its new "personalized energy drink" with a note from Thunder Dave encouraging me to "taste [his] thunder". I realized he was referring to the Green Thunder flavor, the other being "Black Cherry". I would've gone with "Red Dystopia" or "Red Pandemonium" or "Red Deluge". Regardless, the video's got some gems like "Yawning is for @ssholes". Peep it after the jump.
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The Periodic Table of Boozing [INFOGRAPHIC]
As a high school senior, you think you're tough sh*t and baller and king of the castle / big man on campus when you go off to college. You feel strong about your ability to booze and party. Then you spend the next 4 years getting straight up schooled at the bars and at parties. To help reduce your embarrassing knowledge, the guys at Best Colleges Online put together this infographic of "The College Students Guide To Boozing" - a periodic table of alcoholic drinks covering everything from ciders to wine, whiskey to gin. Print this sh*t out, hang it on your wall, study it. It will get you unprotected sex. Click through to see the full size image.
Lime Time Makes The Hennyville Slugger Coconut Climax [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
The world is full of liquor choices. Some good, some bad, and some are great. Our goal is to separate the good from the bad and along the way discover the great. With that goal in-mind, this week we test and review three totally unique liquor brands including: Hennessy Privilege Cognac, Malibu Black, and Pinnacle Key Lime Whipped Vodka. Make sure to check out our full reviews and killer drink recipes after the jump!
Treat Yo’Self by Dutch Punching a Union Soldier [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Companies are constantly offering us samples of new and exciting liquors to review each week, and as equal opportunity drinkers we find it very difficult selecting which brands to review and share with you. It doesn't seem fair! I guess the only proper thing to do, is to share only the results of we liked best... That's why this week we're reviewing Phillips Union Whiskey, Sobieski Karamel Vodka, and Denizen White Rum. Thirsty? Then make sure to check out our full reviews and chug-worthy mixed drink recipes after the jump!
Bend a TEN Over a Root Beer Barrel with Cuervo Orange [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
1 year, 365 days, 52 weeks, and 156 individual bottles of booze reviewed by yours truly… Today marks the 1...
Gimme S’More Cherry Popper, Voodoo Doctor [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Sipping the latest and greatest spirits on earth each week is hard work! Night in and night out, we pour drink after drink attempting to figure out what these liquor companies have done right and what they've done wrong. Our conclusion, as always, is they've gone wrong by not sending enough liquor... What they've done right is a little more complicated. So make sure to read our full reviews of Smirnoff Fluffed Marshmallow Vodka, Jeremiah Weed Cherry Mash Bourbon, and Southern Comfort Fiery Pepper after the jump.
The 20 Best Beer Chuggers On The Internet [VIDEOS]
I'm not really skilled in many areas of life, but I take pride in my ability to smoke beers. Though my chugging prowess is admirable, in no way can I even come close to touching the dudes in these videos. I had a fraternity brother who's 6'4" 300 lbs and the guy basically inhaled brews. I have another buddy who downed 6 drafts in 20 seconds. I'd like to think they'd be able to compete with some of the world's fastest beer chuggers. If you think these are bullsh*t, send us your fastest chug to editor@teamcoed.com. Excuse me while I watch Beerfest for the ten millionth time. Check out videos of the best beer chuggers on the web after the jump.
Alameda Cooler, The Brazilian, Berry Balsam [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Today marks a major milestone in "Drinks of the Week" history... This is our 50th consecutive week of bringing you reviews of new and exciting liquor brands as well as delicious mixed drink recipes. Now that we're finished patting ourselves on the back, lets get drinking with this week's featured spirits: Finlandia Raspberry Vodka, O3 Orange Liqueur from Dekeyper's, and Hangar One Vodka. Make sure to check out our full reviews and drink recipes after the jump!
Nail Her Peg Leg With Heat Lightning [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
When you're living on a budget it can be expensive to go out and experiment with new and exciting liquors. That's where COED Magazine steps in on your behalf! We taste, test, and review exciting liquor brands each and every week to keep you constantly updated on what's good, what's bad, and everything in-between. This week is no exception as we take a look at Drambuie 15 year, Captain Morgan Private Stock, and Rock Town Arkansas Lightning. Check out our full reviews and intoxicating mixed drink recipes after the jump.
Drink Like A Boss This Halloween With Boardwalk Empire Cocktails
I know that a lot of you out there are huge Boardwalk Empire fans - and more than some of you have plans this Halloween to dress like your favorite characters from the HBO masterpiece. While the ladies are probably going to want a feather or boa to 'complete their outfit,' us men are going to need something a little more stiff - like a drink. Prohibition moonshine might do the trick - but I prefer a good gin like Tanqueray. Seeing as you can't drink G&T's anymore (we're way past Labor Day...) we've pulled together some other great gin drinks to help you drink like your baller great-grandfather used to. We'll teach you how to Nucky after the jump.
My Darlin’s Sand Trap Needs a Toddy [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Whisky, Tequila, and Vodka... Not only are these probable names of my unborn children, but they're also what we happen to be reviewing this week on Drinks of the Week. First on the docket is Jose Cuervo Platino - Cuervo's only silver tequila. Batting second is a single malt whisky from High Spirits Distillery. And last but not least we take an in-depth look a Bison Grass Vodka, which actually has a blade of grass in the bottle. So what are you waiting for? Check out our reviews and drink recipes after the jump!
COED Crushes The Captain’s Island In the Caribbean [PHOTOS, VIDEOS]
Back in mid-August, we told you about Mena Suvari beckoning you to collect keys on Facebook for the chance to...
Party With Katrina Bowden And COED At Malibu Black’s Halloween Party In NYC! [GIVEAWAY]
Attention New York City! We've teamed up with Malibu Black to kick off Halloween weekend with a super exclusive costume party extravaganza hosted by Esquire's Sexiest Women Alive, Katrina Bowden. The “Skater Zombies and Surfer Chicks" themed soiree will feature THE signature drink of Halloween alongside DJ Skribble and celebrity guests. If that's not enough, an exclusive, surprise musical performance will close out the night. We're giving away ten (10) VIP tickets to the party to five (5) COED readers. Find out how to enter after the jump.
Rye Guy’s Grog Will Wreck Your Car [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Thanks to our pals over at Regalia Vodka, Wild Turkey Distillery, and Brinley Gold Rum, this week we're happy to bring you our 46th consecutive installment of Drinks of the Week. To-date we've tested, reviewed, and (sometimes) spewed 138 individual brands of liquor. Why? Because we care... And yeah, we're a bunch of lushes too. What's your point?! Now do us a favor and make sure to check out our full reviews and mixed drink recipes after the jump!
Hemingway’s Cucumber Martini Was A Cowboy Killer [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Whether you're partying at the bar, tailgating at the big game, or kicking it at home this weekend, you'll need a few essentials to get your party stated on the right foot. That's why in this week's installment of Drinks of the Week we're coming at you with 3 exciting liquor brands, as well as 3 delicious mixed drink recipes! All made possible by our good friends at Voli Spirits, Clément Rum, and Artá Tequila. Don't stop reading now... Check out our full reviews and drink recipes after the jump!
So, A Buttery Russian Gets A Brazilian Wax From A Bull Fighter [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Get out your passport, because we're headed around the world in our latest installment of Drinks of the Week, as we take a close look at rum from Brazil, tequila from Mexico, and vodka that appears to be from Russia. Special thanks goes out to our pals at NadaRed Vodka, Cabana Cachaca, and Espolon Tequila who made it possible! So what are you waiting for? Check out these unique bottles of booze, our full reviews, killer mixed drink recipes, and more after the jump!
Reyka Blast ‘er Silk Stockings Off Between The Sheets [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Here at COED we don't always agree on everything, but if there's one thing we do agree on, it's that testing and tasting liquor week in and week out is a pretty awesome job! That being said, we're excited to bring you our 43rd consecutive installment of Drinks of the Week. Special thanks goes out to our friends over at Reyka, Peligroso, and OG Brandy who made it all possible. Check out our full reviews and drink recipes after the jump.
Scottish Renaissance, Full Moon Fever, Dew Me [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Always remember this - liquor before beer - you're in the clear... Beer before liquor - you've never been sicker. Words to live by if you ask us as we kick off yet another installment of drinks of week, featuring: Drambuie, Bacardi Oakheart, and George Dickel Tennessee Whisky. Raise your glass and check out our full reviews and drink recipes after the jump!
Give A 3 Word Toast On Facebook And Get A Bacardi Oakheart Stein
Toasts are like those speeches right before a climactic scene in a movie - they could make or break the experience. While many err on the long-winded side, we at COED are all about the short and sweet. So, we're pretty pumped about this new 3 Word Toast giveaway that promotes Bacardi Oakheart spiced rum. Why? 'Cuz you get a kick-ass Bacardi Oakheart-branded stein*. Need help? Maybe these toasts will jar something loose. Check 'em out after the jump.
Sucker Punch, Honey Storm, CHAMgria [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
The old saying "never judge a book by its cover" is solid advice. The same goes for liquor, which makes it very hard for the everyday consumer like yourself to know exactly what to buy, without ever tasting it first... Lucky for you COED has assembled a crack team of booze-ologists who bring you liquor reviews and unique mixed drink recipes each and every week without fail. So stick around and check this week's reviews and drink recipes, which include Famous Vodka, American Honey, and Chambord after the jump!
Take Country Roads To Holy Hell With Tennessee Bee [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Thanks to our good friends over at Jack Daniel's, Dragon Bleu, and Highwood Distillery we're proudly bringing you our 40th consecutive installment of Drinks of the Week - your weekly injection of booze facts and knowledge. This week we take a look at Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey, Dragon Bleu - Penja Pepper Vodka, and White Owl Whisky. Sit back and make sure to check out our full reviews and tasty drink recipes after the jump!
Rose Is A Sparkling, Bionic Wallbanger [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Each week here at COED, we put our livers on the line for you - our loyal readers. Why? Because we're 100% dedicated to publishing interesting, thought-provoking journalism... Plus it's a well-known fact around the office that we write better after we've had a few drinks! That being the case - earlier this week, thanks to our good friends over at Hornitos, Courvoisier, and Svedka we were given the opportunity to test and review three kick-@ss spirits and share our results with you. So, sit back and check out our full reviews and unique drink recipes after the jump!
Smoky Zoomer, Bourbon Ball, Brooklyn Iced Tea [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Vodka, Bourbon, and Moonshine... This week we're taking a close look at COED's three major food drink groups! To get things kicked off we start by taking a look at Brooklyn's only locally made vodka aka Brooklyn Republic Vodka. Next we go traditional with wall established bourbon better known as Maker's Mark, and finally we wrap it all up with a true Tennessee Moonshine by the name of Ole Smoky. Make sure to check our full reviews and mixed drink recipes after the jump!
The Green Fairy’s Traffic Light, Knicks Gin, Tequila Will Steal Her Soul [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Now don't let anyone fool you, it's a damn hard job testing and tasting hundreds of bottles of booze each year, all while staying sober enough to write about it, but here at COED we've got your back! This week is no exception as we take a look at Knickerbocker Gin, Hapsburg Absinthe, and Alma Tequila. Don't forget to check out our reviews and drink recipes after the jump!
Flamin’ Beaver, Gobble Gobble B*tches,Tokyo Tea [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
This week we're diving head first into a new Kentucky Straight Bourbon from Wild Turkey, a low-calorie option to vodka called TY KU Soju, and we decide to spice things up with Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey. Catch all these unique brands of liquor and some amazing mixed drink recipes after the jump.
Escort Quality Hooker Pricing, That’s A Given, Maple Madness [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Whether your drink of choice is tequila, rum, or vodka we've got you covered in this week's installment of Drinks Of The Week! Kicking things off is Wódka Vodka from Poland, then we move on to GIVEN Liqueur, and to wrap it all up we take a look at Flor de Cana's Centenario 12yr Rum. Check out our full reviews and mixed drink recipes after the jump!
Drop A Honey Deuce With Apple Pie Moonshine [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
This week we're bringing you a little bit of everything, including a 9 year aged whiskey from the folks over at Beam Global better known as Knob Creek. We've also tasted and tested a relatively unknown vodka by the name of Spring44. Finally, we wrap it all up with a truly unique apple pie moonshine infusion from our good friends over at Ole Smokey distillery. What are you waiting for? Check out our full reviews and mixed drink recipes after the jump!
Liquid Lust Could Lead To Red Rum! [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Y'all ready to party!? Let's kick the weekend off on the right note with yet another informative edition of COED's Drinks of the Week. This week, we spent some time with High Tequila, Canadian Club Classic, and DonQ Gold; three individually unique brands, and three separate ways to help yourself have one hell of a good time this weekend! So what are you waiting for? Check out our full reviews and amazing drink recipes after the jump. Do it!
Free Slurpee Day: 18 Fictional Drinks We’d Like To See In 7-Eleven [VIDEOS]
July 11th or 7/11 is a very special day for those of us who are into brainfreeze because 7-Eleven is offering a free 7.11 ounce cup of Slurpee. To get you in the mood for complimentary fish-faced suckage, we've compiled a list of fictional drinks we'd like to see in 7-Eleven along with some fun facts and and a comprehensive list of flavors offered. Check 'em out after the jump and let us know which fictional drink and slurpee flavor are your favorites.
Between the Sheets With A Bee Sting, Rolls-Royce [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Gentlemen, start your livers!!! This week COED's "Drinks of the Week" back and better than ever with three totally new and exciting liquor reviews. Starting with Gin Mare - the Mediterranean's only handcrafted gin, BEE Vodka - distilled from what else... HONEY! And finally Camus VSOP Cognac - for the more sophisticated men among us. Now sit back, enjoy the ride, and make sure to check out our full reviews and delicious mixed drink recipes after the jump!
Fizz In Your Pants, Join The Club, Basil Punch [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
It's Friday! Ya'll know what that means... It's time for our weekly installment of drinks of the week. Where we take a look at three new, exciting, and down-right awesome brands of liquor. We taste them, we test them, and finally we review them. All for you, our loyal readers. This week is no different as we check out Canadian Club Sherry Cask, Grey Goose Vodka, and Basil Hayden's Bourbon. What are you waiting for? Check out our full reviews and amazing mixed drink recipes after the jump!
Release The Kraken, P.H.A.T. @ss, SoCo Sublime [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Today marks a historic moment for our weekly "Drinks of the Week" feature. Today we'll be reviewing our 97th, 98th, and 99th bottles of booze! In just 30 short weeks we've seen it all... Gin, whiskey, tequila, cognac, vodka, absinthe, brandy, and bourbon. You've all heard that song "99 bottles of beer on the wall", well COED now proudly displays 99 bottles of booze on OUR wall (and in our bellies!) Make sure to check out our full reviews of Southern Comfort Lime, Kraken Rum, and Fat Ass Tequila and some killer mixed drink recipes after the jump!
The 23 Funniest Cocktail Names
When you first get into a bar, you're so pumped that you finally made it in that you either forget what to order or you blurt out something you heard at a party once because it either sounded impressive or it's the only drink you remembered. After a while, though, you get tired of barking out the same thing. We've got just the list for you - a rundown of the funniest and coolest sounding drink orders to try out next time you go out. Buyer beware, these are not the drinks to order when at a packed bar during peak hours, you'll end up emptyhanded and blacklisted. See our list after the jump.
The History of Beer As Told By A Drunk Dude [VIDEO]
One of the funnier segments from Funny Or Die is the Drunk History series where fairly educated historians get wasted and recount events from the past. It's a must see. Today, I find what appears to be the third episode from Steve Rold's web series called, "My Friend Evan" in which Steve's friend Evan leaves a drunk voicemail about the history of beer. I gotta say, I'm no history buff, but it seems pretty accurate. Check it out after the jump.
Gin Kiss, 4th Street Fizz, Brazilian Hillbilly [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
In this week's installment of drinks of the week, we are reviewing three very exciting new liquor brands. We start with the award-winning Brandon's Gin, move on to the much-revered Russian Standard Vodka, and top things off with a look at a whiskey new-comer by the name of Angel's Envy Kentucky Bourbon. Make sure to check out our full reviews and delicious mixed drink recipes after the jump!
World’s Rarest Vodka, Texas Shaped Bottle, Socolada [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Thanks to our good friends over at Napa Vodka, this week we're honored to take look at the world's rarest vodka! We also have a 100% pure agave tequila from Republic Tequila to show off and a famous whiskey by the name of Southern Comfort that you may have heard of. Make sure to check out this week's edition of drinks of the week, our full reviews, and mixed drink recipes after the jump. Enjoy!
5 Telltale Signs It’s Time to Call it a Night
The week's finally drawing to a close and you're stoked to blow off some steam. It’s time to get wasted. Whether you plan on closing down the bar or staying up until sunrise is irrelevant. Your only priority will be to hook up with that thing at the bar which may or may not have a vagina. But you can't do that if you're fall down, pass out, belligerent, sloppy sh*tfaced. Use the remaining brain cells you have to focus on these five red flags warning you to call it a night. Check out our list after the jump!
Spiced Car Bomb, Devil’s Old Fashioned, Batanga [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
It's the freakin' weekend! And it's not just any weekend, it's Memorial Day weekend, so kindly take time to honor those who gave their lives to serve our country. It's because of them we live freely. For most of us this is a three-day weekend and that means copious amounts of booze while basking in the sun or tending the grill. Do yourself a favor and check out our latest reviews and drink recipes after the jump! It can only make your weekend better... That's not a promise, it's a fact!
Minted Man, Birthday Cake Martini, Breckenridge Batch [DRINKS OF THE WEEK]
Weather you're planning a house party or you're going out to the bars this weekend, before you do anything, make sure to check out these three bottles of booze! Starting with; Ketel One Vodka - steeped in over 300 years of tradition, Pinnacle Cake Vodka - from France, and Breckenridge Bourbon - an up and coming aged whiskey! We know you want more, so stick around and check out our full reviews and drink recipes after the jump!
