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Jul 2, 2020

WATCH: Michigan Karen Pulls Gun on Mom, Daughter at Chipotle

Karens are still out in the wild doing Karen things, and this time around a firearm was involved. A video...

Feb 10, 2020

Chipotle’s ‘Guac Mode’ Rewards Fans With Free Guacamole

If you are a fan of Chipotle and/or guacamole, February 20th is an important day. It is the last day...

May 28, 2019

Here's How to Get Free Chipotle During the NBA Finals

Apparently trying to capitalize on the success that Taco Bell has seen with their “Steal a Taco” promotion that runs...

Masaud Ali: Full Story & Must-See Details

A 21-year-old St. Paul, Minnesota man who claimed he was the victim of racial profiling at a local Chipotle has...

Nov 19, 2018

Hell Yes, Chipotle To Add Dessert To Their Menu

Chipotle continues to mount their comeback from those disastrous E. coli outbreaks, and their latest move to boost sales is...

Apr 26, 2017

Chipotle Will Allegedly Take The Biggest L If There's A Mexican Import Tariff

Does this surprise anyone? Other than Ronda Rousey, Chipotle has taken the most Ls on Earth by far, especially over...

Feb 1, 2017

Nov 16, 2016

National Fast Food Day: The Top 5 Iconic Fast Food Chains By State

Finally, an Internet holiday that I can support. November 16 is known as National Fast Food Day. How does one...

Jul 28, 2016

Chipotle Is Getting Into The Burger Game, So Start Clearing Your Bowels & Schedule Your Doctor's Appointment Today

Attention mankind: Chipotle plans on opening their first burger restaurant. Please remain calm and find the nearest bomb shelter, and...

Jun 27, 2016

The Flaming Sinking Ship That Is Chipotle Is Giving Away Free Burritos … Again

The hot dumpster fire that is Chipotle is yet again groveling at the knees of the American public, begging them...

Mar 9, 2016

Another Chipotle Restaurant Had To Close Because Four Employees Got Sick

Another Chipotle location in Massachusetts was forced to close Tuesday after four of its employees became sick with the norovirus,...

Sep 3, 2015

Nittany Lions, Chipotle Burritos Are Coming To Dorm Near You

Chipotle will now start delivering their mouth-watering Mexican delicacies around University Park. Bum Bum Bum… So what that REALLY means...