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Nov 2, 2017

The List Of Movies, TV Shows & Files On Osama Bin Laden’s Computer Is Beyond Fascinating

Yesterday, the Central Intelligence Agency (the CIA for short, if you’re into the whole brevity thing) released nearly 470,000 additional...

Nov 2, 2017

College Of The Ozarks Implements Mandatory “Patriot” Class For Incoming Freshman

The College of the Ozarks, a private university in Missouri, has created a mandatory class for freshmen meant to teach...

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Jul 20, 2017

What Does Your State Hate? New Data Shows Each State’s Most Hated Thing

In 2017, it can seem as though our nation is more divided than ever. Every day you turn on the...

May 1, 2017

Cinco de Mayo Meaning: History & Origin of Mexican Holiday 2017

It is almost that time of year again, as spring marches forward we are getting closer to Cinco De Mayo....

Jan 31, 2017

Mattis, Tillerson, & Kelly Were ‘Not Aware Of Details’ Of Immigration Ban Until Trump Signed

Donald Trump’s controversial “Protecting The Nation From Foreign Terrorist Entry To The United States” immigration ban, while clearly divisive amongst...

Jan 20, 2017

The Letter George Bush Wrote To Barack Obama Made Public For The First Time

The handwritten letters President George W. Bush wrote to Barack Obama and that President Bill Clinton wrote to Bush before...

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Dec 7, 2016

This 97-Year-Old WWII Vet Playing The National Anthem On His Harmonica Is Beautiful

Today was the 75th anniversary of the attacks on Pearl Harbor that propelled this nation into World War II. In...

Loyola University Deems America-Themed Parties “Divisive and Harmful”

Is nothing sacred anymore? We really can’t celebrate our nation without offending anyone these days? What are you going to...

Nov 22, 2016

Columbus Day 2016 Memes: Funny Memes, Photos And Images

Columbus Day is perhaps the most polarizing holiday on the calendar. On the one hand, you have people who subscribe...

Oct 7, 2016

Unforgettable 9/11 Photos As We Commemorate The 15th Anniversary Of The Attacks

September 11th, 2001 is a tragic date that will live on in the history books forever, and though 15 years...

Sep 9, 2016

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Sep 9, 2016

9/11 Quotes: Powerful Quotes About September 11th

Sunday marks the 15th anniversary of the September 11th, 2001 attacks, the day that changed everything in America. While the...

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Sep 7, 2016

US Forces Taunting ISIS After They Blow Them To Hell Is Today’s Daily Dose Of America

Gotta admit, I needed this one this morning. Yesterday, the day after Labor Day, is notorious for being one of...

Sep 6, 2016

As We Approach The 15 Year Anniversary Of 9/11, Let’s Remember The Story Of The Man In The Red Bandana

I was in the third grade when 9/11 happened, and like most people who were relatively conscious humans at the...

Jul 5, 2016

Arrested Man Tells Cops He’s Going To Set Off Another Firework “With A Blunt In My Mouth Because This Is America”

Our founding fathers made great sacrifices to win our nation’s freedom. And there’s no better way to celebrate that freedom...

Jun 29, 2016

Curious Which Country’s Women Have The Biggest Natural Breasts? Of Course You Are! Thanks, Science

Who’s the lucky scientist who got to spearhead this groundbreaking study, eh? Can I be his intern? These dog researches...

Nov 11, 2015

Veterans Day 2015: Best Videos of Soldiers Coming Home

If I ever need a good cry, “Soldiers Returning Home” videos are my go to. A lot of us say...

Aug 26, 2015

Scottish Man Spends 3 Years Building World’s Largest Lego Model, Only to be Beaten by an AMERICAN

Jim McDonough of Scotland really loves Legos, so much so that he spent three years of his life building one....

Oct 29, 2013

Yes, This Moment Of American Ingenuity Happened [PIC DUMP]

This man really understands the two principles that America was founded on: ingenuity and hard work. It’s almost too perfect...

Oct 17, 2013

Daily Six Pack: Dangerous Countries to be a Drunk American, Honest Company Slogans & More [LINKS]

The most dangerous places to be a drunk American You know you’re awesome, but unfortunately not everyone appreciates the extreme...

Jul 3, 2013

Say Hello To The Worst Parents In America

Say hello (and goodbye, thankfully) to James and Roxanne Murphy, parents of 4 children all under the age of 15....

May 11, 2013

Battle of the Nations Saturday Coverage [VIDEO]

The knights are getting into some 5 on 5 combat today...

Feb 28, 2013

America’s Top 15 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations: 2013 Edition

Spring Break is a time-honored American tradition that involves binge-drinking, tail chasing, passing out on the beach and all the...

Feb 5, 2013

Meet ‘Meat America’ — A Kickstarter You Need To Help Fund [PHOTOS]

What are you doing right now??? Do you have money?? If so, go to the Meat America Kickstarter page and...

Aug 7, 2012

[PHOTOS] Kessy / Ross Vs. May-Treanor / Walsh: All-American Beach Volleyball Gold Medal Showdown

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got a first in women’s beach volleyball. With Jennifer Kessy and April Ross’s victory over the...

Jan 17, 2012

21 Best Bars To Hit Up When You Hit 21

My 21st birthday sucked on a massively epic level. Shots in a frat brother’s room while wearing pajamas, watching either...

Jul 22, 2011

60 Pics of Patriotic Hotties Showin’ Off Red, White, and Boob For Captain America

The highly anticipated release of Captain America: The First Avenger is finally upon us and though many countries tried to block its distribution or change its name, Marvel's real American hero is poised to break all kinds of records at the box office. As we told you in Wrap It Up, there's a teaser trailer for The Avengers after Captain America's credits roll, so be on the lookout for that. In the meantime, to get you amped for what could be THE superhero film of the summer, we've rallied the truly choice troops donning red, white, and blue into a gallery that does Ol' Glory right. Check out the pics of Patriotic Hotties after the jump.

Jul 4, 2011

America F#%K YEAH! 25 Ultra Patriotic Demotivational Posters

This is America: home of the brave, land of the free. This country needs no more motivation than we already have. In fact, we have so much f*cking swagger going on that we can afford to lose some. Don't worry, we won't though, because: (see the first three words). Osama, how do these 25 awesome demotivational posters look to you right now? They might be hard to see at the bottom of the ocean through your lifeless eyeballs. Happy 4th of July, everyone! God Bless America and our troops! Check out the patriotic posters after the jump.

May 2, 2011

29 America F**K Yeah Demotivational Posters

Where were YOU when you heard, read, or watched the report that the most evil motherf***er on planet Earth (and possibly the galaxy) Osama bin Laden was killed? Twitter almost spontaneously combusted. Chants of "U-S-A! U-S-A!" broke out everywhere. After terrorizing and mocking America for the better part of the past 20 or so years, OBL is RIP. Of course, we're hoping that 'P' is really an 'H' (as in "Hell") and "Rest" is "Rot". To celebrate the devil incarnate's demise, we've assembled a photo gallery of "America. F*** Yeah!" demotivational posters. We really think 5/1 should be a national holiday. Cue Team America: World Police.

Mar 25, 2011

9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

• 9 Of Brock's Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments! • The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence • Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers? • Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks • It Takes A Man To Be A Bad FatherDanica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy See More Awesome Links After The Jump

Jul 4, 2010

COED Salutes The Red, White and Boob (PICS)

Holy crap - Fourth of July upon us. And that means it's time to get out your flags, BBQ and fireworks and show your love for the great country that is the United States of America. Sure, times are tough these days, but that doesn't mean you can't celebrate! So to get you in the mood, here are a whole lotta super sexy ladies rockin' the red, white and blue boobs.

Jul 2, 2010

America F#%K YEAH! (25 American Demotivational Posters)

There’s no country in the entire world (and dare we say it, the entire universe) more powerful, more respectable, and more willing to risk their lives over a few cool firework displays. And that’s why we make sure to get extra-wasted and extra-sunburnt and extra-excited about hot dog eating contests on the Fourth of July. Because we're that proud to be living in America, land of the free and home of 429 drunk girls kissing.

Apr 11, 2010

8 Sports Americans Have No Idea How to Play

Sure, Americans may dominate football, baseball, and basketball. But there are at least eight sports that Americans can hardly play at all...or to put it bluntly, they suck at playing. Take a look at the sports that most Americans will never be good enough to play professionally.

Mar 22, 2010

The 5 Craziest Things Glenn Beck Has Said

We’re obsessed with the craziness that is Glenn Beck. He’s a barrel of laughs as he rambles and cries on his Fox News show. Sometimes, however, his deranged faces make it difficult to hear the words coming out of this loon’s mouth. Here are some absolute gems.

Aug 3, 2009

Who’s America’s Hottest Newscaster?

We all know now that Erin Andrews is, hands down, the hottest sportscaster America can produce. But who's America's hottest newscaster? Luckily for us all, our good friends at Asylum.com have answered exactly that question, as well as providing you with 18 other broadcasting babes to feast your eyes upon, in The Top 19 Hottest Newscasters in America.

Jul 1, 2009

COED Salutes The Red, White and Boob

Holy crap - Fourth of July weekend is already upon us. And that means it's time to get out your flags, BBQ and fireworks and show your love for the great country that is the United States of America. Sure, times are tough these days, but that doesn't mean you can't celebrate! So to get you in the mood, here are a whole lotta super sexy ladies rockin' the red, white and blue boobs.

Dec 8, 2008

3 Reasons Barack Obama is No Keanu Reeves

With trailers popping up for his new movie The Day the Earth Stood Still pending release on December 12, we...

Sep 19, 2008

Mavs Might Regret Passing on Howard for Artest Deal

We are nearing the point where a Josh Howard for Ron Artest swap would have been a character upgrade for...

Sep 11, 2008

Let’s All Screw America Up Even More!: Why Free Downloads Suck

Okay, so a monk walks into a Best Buy. This isn’t a joke. He buys three CDs, eight movies, two...

Jul 4, 2008

The Declaration of Independence

In the light of this July 4th, let’s remember, for a moment, why we celebrate this holiday–a day born of...

Jul 1, 2008

Canada Owns America!

WTF is this all aboot?! If you’ve ever seen an episode of South Park you know that Canada has always...

Jun 16, 2008

Josh Fields: College World Series Most Impressive Player

UWIRE introduced the top players to check out at the 2008 College World Series, and I was surprised by one...

Dec 31, 2007

Are You A Fridgewatcher? You Will Be.

Try as I might, I just can’t keep my fridge looking nice. For one thing, it’s small and has to...

Dec 13, 2007

What is Drunkorexia?

The Morning Show‘s Mike and Juliet totally have their fingers on the pulse of young America as evidenced by their...

Oct 24, 2007

California Evacuations Suck!

My mom wanted me to go to Columbia – where she went. My dad wanted me to go to Boston...

Oct 17, 2007

Stephen Colbert: Presidential Hopeful?

Stephen Colbert announced the announcement Americans have wanted to hear, straight from the source’s mouth: he is running for President!...

Aug 27, 2007

Shocker! Miss Teen South Carolina Flubs Answer About Education

The great state of South Carolina is represented flawlessly by Ms. South Carolina, a blonde, dumb-as-bricks girl who sputtered out...

Aug 24, 2007

Politics to MySpace and MTV: “Thanks 4 Tha Add”

Stalker Friend network MySpace and trash-reality HQ MTV have joined forces to promote…politics? Yes: the two main sources of mankind’s...

Jul 31, 2007

Confirmed: Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Engaged

First there were rumors that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz of “Fall Out Boy” got “his and hers nose jobs”...