Apr 19, 2017

UCONN Philosophy Professor Sends Out Weekly Email With A Porn Link

You know that book Everybody Poops? Well, they need to come out with a sequel, Everybody Masturbates. It’s true, nearly...

Apr 19, 2017

Muslim-American Ehab Jaber Live Streams Himself Making Threats, Isn't Arrested By Police

Ehab Jaber, a self-described Muslim-American man from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, was not arrested by police after streaming a video...

Apr 19, 2017

'Epic Meal Time' Makes The World's Most Potent Weed Brownie For 4/20

As many of you know, 420 is tomorrow, meaning plans must be arranged. Everyone has their own way of celebrating....

Is My Co-Worker An Idiot For Thinking That 'Kingsman' Isn't Awesome

The first trailer for Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle dropped this week, if you can even call it that, given...

Apr 19, 2017

It's Official: Early Morning Classes Are Bad For Your Health

Morning classes are the worst in college. I’d rather sit through every single one of M. Knight Shyamalan’s terrible movies...

Apr 19, 2017

WATCH: Gronk Hilariously Interrupts Sean Spicer During White House Press Conference

Let’s get a few obvious things out of the way: Sean Spicer is a tool bag Rob Gronkowski is an...

Apr 19, 2017

Apr 19, 2017

NFL Draft Order 2017: Round 1 Order Of Picks & Schedule

While making the ideal pick is essential to acquiring the best talent, it is equally as important to understand where...

Apr 19, 2017

The Soundtrack For 'Guardians Of The Galaxy: Vol. 2' Has Been Revealed & Of Course It's Fire

The highly anticipated Guardians Of The Galaxy: Vol. 2 drops in a couple of weeks and early reports indicate that...

Apr 19, 2017

These Are The Hottest Celebrities At Week One of Coachella

Coachella is as much about the music as it is about celebrities showing off before the summer. It’s no secret...

Apr 19, 2017

Watch This Video Of A Prosthetic-Legged Veteran Crossing The Boston Marathon Finish Line Now

Leave it to Americans to turn an already American AF event into an even MORE American AF event. The Boston...

Apr 19, 2017

Aaron Hernandez Commits Suicide In Prison Cell Just Days After Being Acquitted Of Murder

Convicted murderer and former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez was found dead in his Massachusetts prison cell on...

Apr 19, 2017

High School Student Hacks Into School's Computers, Charges People To Change Their Grades

An unidentified sophomore at Memorial High School was arrested by Spring Branch ISD Police back on March 31 for allegedly...

Apr 19, 2017

Florida Woman Found Passed Out In Driver's Seat With Bottle Of Vodka & Her Kids In The Back Seat

Carolina Buitrago, a 39-year-old Florida woman, was arrested after she was found so intoxicated that she fell asleep in her...

Apr 19, 2017

Anonymous Lawyer Claims Penn State Beta Theta Pi Didn't Know Timothy Piazza Needed Help

Back in early April, Penn State brought the ax down on their Greek community, effectively killing fraternities and sororities for...

Apr 18, 2017

Getty Museum in L.A. Evacuated Due To Bomb Threat

A telephoned bomb threat prompted the early closure of the Getty Museum in Brentwood, Los Angeles on Tuesday afternoon. What...