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Oct 16, 2017

Owners Who Thought They Lost Their Dog In California Wildfires Return Home To Quite The Surprise

News. Fake news, real news, it all kind of sucks. Actually, it all really sucks: a political uprising here, terrorism...

May 25, 2017

Virginia High School Includes Adorable Service Doggo In Yearbook

For a couple of weeks now, I’ve been debating buying a dog after summer ends. I make decent money and...

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Jan 25, 2017

Just Shut Up And Watch This Dog Save Another Dog From A Raging River

Nature. Doges. Heroics. Doges. What more could you ask for? In a video posted to YouTube by Rafael Franciulli, amazing...

Jul 26, 2016

Boy Gets Lost In The Mountains, Has His Life Saved By A Dog

It’s been a sh*t week. Scratch that. It’s been a sh*t couple of months, both foreign and domestic. The Democrats...

Jun 7, 2016

Sikh Man Breaks Religion, Removes Turban To Save A Drowning Dog, Is Definitely Going To Heaven

I don’t know anything about the Sikhism, and I won’t pretend to. However I DO know that the removing of...

Mar 18, 2016

This Chill AF Dog DRIVING A Moped Is What I Want To Be When I Grow Up

There really isn’t much of a need for an intro with this one. Just watch this video and tell me...

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Jun 29, 2015

WATCH: Siberian Husky Dog Eats Marijuana Edible On Video

A Siberian Husky dog got into some marijuana edibles and got stoned as hell. Thankfully the owner was sober enough...

Greatest Dog Ever Catches Biggest Fish Ever [VIDEO]

Or at least the biggest fish you would’ve ever caught. It doesn’t even matter if the fish was probably already...

Nov 1, 2013

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Sep 19, 2013

Houdini Hound Makes The Most Graceful Escape [VIDEO]

Step right up! Step right up! See the Magnificent Mutt outsmart all by making the great, impossible mistake from the...

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Sep 7, 2013

Guy Pretends To Pee On A Cop Car And Gets Away With It [Video]

Peeing on a cop car while the officer is inside it will usually get you in trouble. Usually…

Aug 21, 2013

Dog Adorably Plays Dead In Order To Avoid Bath Time [VIDEO]

Solid strategy by the canine. Should use this method whenever my girlfriend tries to make me bathe.

Jul 21, 2013

Watch The Founder Of Digg Throw A Raccoon Down A Flight Of Stairs [VIDEO]

Kevin Rose saved his dog from a raccoon by throwing it down a flight of stairs, but then he put...

Jul 7, 2013

This Would Make You Enjoy Your Girlfriend’s Cat More [VIDEO]

The visuals are cool in this video, but we also like the anti-cat, pro-dog morality...

Jun 2, 2013

This Woman F**ked Her Dog [VIDEO]

The cops say they have photos, but for some reason they’re not releasing them...

May 9, 2013

The Old Snoop Dogg Used to Pimp Playboy Playmates for Athletes

Part of me is glad that Snoop Lion has found inner peace but another part of me really misses the...

May 6, 2013

Robot Legs Helps an Adorable, Abandoned Dog Be an Awesome Dog

Cat owners may believe that just because they’ve chosen to live with animals that have more natural attitude than a...

May 4, 2013

Watch The Historical Parkour Dog [VIDEO]

Even if you’ve already seen this, you need to be reminded that all of history led to this moment...

Apr 11, 2013

German Shepherd Tries To Catch Baseball From MLB The Show [VIDEO]

Forget the dog’s attempted catch, which I admit is cute as hell, how about the TV save by sweatpants? Quickest...

Mar 12, 2013

Yes, This Samuel L. Dogson Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

Say “sit” again. I dare you. I double-dare you, motherf*cker. Say “sit” one more goddamn time....

Mar 7, 2013

Damn, This Dog Feels Good To Be A Gangsta [VIDEO]

Of course it’s easy to feel like a gangsta when you’re constantly surrounded by mad bitches....

Feb 28, 2013

Man’s Best Friend: Dog That Fetches Vodka [VIDEO]

Hahaha. Stupid dog. We’re not going to drink this sh*t. Fetch us some Ketel One....

Feb 11, 2013

Here’s a Dog Driving a Truck [VIDEO]

Big news today: The pope announced that dogs will be allowed to drive trucks!...

Jan 30, 2013

Yes, This Sometimes I Feel Like a Dog at a Llama Orgy Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

Yes, llama orgies happen. You’re just not always lucky enough to catch one on camera. But hey, when you do,...

Jan 25, 2013

Fulfill Your Cute Quota For The Day Early With A ‘Scottie Pinwheel’ [VIDEO]

If only your circle jerks looked this cute!...

Jan 23, 2013

This Cat Says You Are Too High And You Need To Chill Out! [VIDEO]


Jan 17, 2013

More Proof Alcohol Is Awesome: Vodka Saves Puppy’s Life [VIDEO]

Sure, alcohol can make our lives tolerable, but it can also bring back puppies from the brink of death....

Jan 17, 2013

Well, This Isn’t Annoying At All: Two Dogs Skyping [VIDEO]

And to think of all the previous generations that had to spend a fortune letting their dogs talk long distance...

Dec 14, 2012

Celebrate Christmas With A Dog In A Santa Hat That Hates Stacks Of Plastic Bottles For Some Reason [VIDEO]

Don’t blame me if you think this video sucks. You’re the asshole who clicked on a post entitled, “Celebrate Christmas...

Dec 5, 2012

Here’s A Dog Making Out With A Kangaroo [VIDEO]

Thanks to Obama’s America these two can now legally marry....

Dec 1, 2012

Do You Like Your Dogs Creepy? [VIDEO]

Dog: man’s best friend, unless the dog is possessed by a demon named Vulkor....

Nov 30, 2012

More Proof That Only Awful People Put Their Dogs In Hoodies [VIDEO]

The real reason you shouldn’t pull your junk out in front of a girl isn’t because she might file a...

Nov 16, 2012

It’s Getting Cold Out There So Here Are 51 Dogs In Hoodies [51 PHOTOS]

Everyone likes hoodies — they’re comfortable and keep you warm in the winter. Dogs love hoodies too. First of all,...

Oct 29, 2012

Yes, This Ingeniuous Dog Cone Martini Costume Happened [PIC DUMP]

No one likes when their pet has to wear a cone. That’s your little buddy and it’s sad to see...

Oct 26, 2012

Here’s A Dog Driving A Tractor [VIDEO]

That’s the Obama economy for you. All the good jobs are going to dogs....

Oct 22, 2012

The Best Dog Halloween Costume You Will See This Year [VIDEO]

Each year in New York City, a Halloween Dog Parade is held at Tompkins Square Park. And dog owners like...

Oct 21, 2012

WTFin’ Weekend: Ruff Dog Day [VIDEO]

Well sure... Every day is going to be "ruff" when you wake up with the head of a dog.

Oct 17, 2012

Here’s A Mini Pig Licking A Dog’s Balls [VIDEO]

“Mike,” I imagine you all saying, “why don’t you ever post videos of miniature pigs licking a dog’s balls. Maybe...

Oct 12, 2012

Hey Dog, That’s Not A Stick, Stop Trying To Pick It Up! [VIDEO]

They say dog is man's best friend. Dog also may be man's stupidest friend. Check that. Your friend who convinced you to do multiple shots on a Thursday night when he knew you had work this morning is stupider.

Sep 21, 2012

Yes, This Boy Mooning His Dog Humping His Brother Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

I’m sure the kid on the left is thanking his lucky stars that cameras’ picture quality used to suck. No...

Jul 20, 2012

Yes, This Dog Ballz Photobomb Happened [46 PHOTOS]

There is so much win in this photo that not drawing your attention to it would have resulted in immediate...

Jul 20, 2012

Heavy Petting Zoo [CHEAP DATE TONY]

Have you ever found yourself walking down the street with your lady while she complains about how insensitive you are...

Apr 11, 2012

Pizza Hut Loves Korea More Than It Loves Us

See this smug bastard? He’s in a South Korean Pizza Hut ad, and he’s laughing at you. It was bad...

Jul 31, 2011

50 Most Ridiculous Doggie Dos

Dogs are supposed to be your best friend. Would you shave off half of your best friends hair and die the rest of it different colors? Actually, don't answer that. I would have no problem taking the owners of dogs like that out behind the barn and 'Old Yeller' the sh*t out of them, then having an open casket funeral where they are on display wearing a ridiculously ugly sweater they would have only put on their dog. These 50 dogs' owners are my first candidates.

Jul 17, 2011

You’re The Man Now, Dog! [VIDEO]

I f***ing hate cats. I'm a dog guy. But, that doesn't mean that I love all dogs. I'm not a huge fan of really small dogs. I'm worried I'll step on 'em and kill 'em. So, why do dogs rule and cats drool? Because they're extremely helpful and functional. Ever see a seeing eye cat? Exactly. We're not blind but we do like to get blind stinkin' drunk, so a dog that can retrieve beers would be so ace. Check out the video of man's bestest drinkin' buddy after the jump.

Mar 27, 2011

VCU Stuns Kansas to Win Final Four Birth

• 11th Seeded VCU Stuns Kansas with 71 to 61 Win.

Doesn't Julian Assange already have his own secret, underground home?

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Mar 26, 2011

It’s A New Semester At Cartoon University [LINKS]

• Even The Lord Of The Thundercats Gains The "Freshman 15" • Cute Dog Ruins Women's Soccer Match • Maxim Gets Their Hands On The Nintendo 3DSCharlies Sheen's Bangin' 7 Tracks To Have Sex To • See The Trailer For The "First Horror Film In One Continuous Shot" • 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts See More Awesome Links!

Mar 25, 2011

9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

• 9 Of Brock's Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments! • The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence • Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers? • Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks • It Takes A Man To Be A Bad FatherDanica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy See More Awesome Links After The Jump

Mar 3, 2011

If Pets Had Megan Fox Thumbs Day [PHOTOS]

Fresh on the heels of that creepy Cravendale milk commercial - in which cats have thumbs - comes If Pets Had Thumbs Day! Seriously, what exactly does it take to get a day recognized? Is there a notary involved? Someone out there got crazy high, started talking to his dog about how it would be cool if he gave the thumbs up once in a while and then it dawned on him. HOLIDAY! Here at COED, when we think of thumbs, we think of one person - Megan Fox. Chick's crazy hot but has weird-lookin' thumbs. So, naturally, we thought what if pets had Megan Fox thumbs? Find out after the jump!

Dec 5, 2010

The Dog Ate My Penis and 6 Other Terrifying Vengeful Castrations

NEWS FLASH: If you cheat on you’re girl and she finds out, beware! Nothing on earth is more terrifying than...

Nov 27, 2010

Should You Get a Dog?

Unless you are a cat guy, being a dog owner can be one of the most satisfying experiences a person can have. They provide unrivaled companionship, entertainment and someone to talk to who won't go off and tell everyone your embarrassing sh*t. So if you're thinking about getting a dog, here are a few things I've learned and think you should consider before you take the plunge.

Oct 22, 2010

8 Legitimate Reasons To Bitch About Your Bro’s GF

Everyone has to make sacrifices in a relationship. It's obvious, that in order to get some, you must give something in return. While it's always fun to give a buddy shit for having to go see Sex in the City 2 with his girl, a Bro must also take into consideration that Karma's a bitch. On the other side of the coin, there are certain things that guys should never allow his buddy's girl to get away with. The following eight items are things no guy should allow his buddy to endure from his women.

Jul 20, 2010

50 Most Ridiculous Doggie Dos (PICS)

Don't you just want to hit people in the face when they prance down the street with their butt-ugly frilly dogs? Don't you want to put dogs in sweaters out of their misery? Like it's bad enough that people insist on dressing their dogs like people (newsflash: your dog doesn't think she looks hot in that bikini), but it's worse when people inflict pain like a bad haircut onto an innocent animal.

Jul 8, 2010

What Is The World’s Most Manly Dog?

If you're a man, you absolutely must have a dog! How else do you plan on meeting women in the park? But you can't buy just any. You need to buy a manly dog that doesn't dress up in Christmas sweaters for family photos. No you need a dog that knows how to drink, a dog that knows how to take steroids, a dog that knows how to have an all around good time.

Jun 3, 2010

This is Your Pet on Drugs (40 PICS)

Think the oil spill is bad? Think the recession is a downer? Think again. There's a growing drug problem in America that's only going to get worse as the liberal media continues to ignore it. America's pets are getting high and they're getting stoned and they're ordering pizza at 3 A.M. Are you in denial that your very own Fido or Fluffy could be firing up the ole bong when you're at work? Check out the photos below and start praying that VH1 does a season of celebrity pet rehab.

Sep 8, 2009

The Dog Could Beat You at Pool [Video]

COED policy more or less dictates that we not include anything involving cute animals doing cute things on our Site. It's just not our style. But this dog is something else entirely: the son-of-a-bitch can play pool! I'm not talking about some half-assed attempt either. I mean, he's good! Hell, we might even invite him to the next guy's night...

Aug 26, 2009

Hot Bikini Bitches

We apologize in advance for this one. If you came here through our RSS feed, then you're probably going to be highly disappointed - because it's National Dog Day! And to celebrate all the kick-ass canines out there, we thought we'd go out on a limb and put together a post of some hot-ass bikini bitches! As in dogs... If you ask us, this is more offensive than anything else on our Site. And that's why we like it! Enjoy!

Jul 28, 2009

Laser Guided Doberman Attack

As a man, one of the primary goals of each and every day is keeping fire and sharp objects as far away from my crotch as possible. And at the top of that list of sharp objects is the Doberman Pincher. Unfortunately, when you have an a$$hole dad with a laser pointer, that task becomes infinitely more difficult.

Jan 19, 2009

This Dog Has Evolved [Video]

It’s pretty amazing what someone can do with a capable animal and a lot of time on their hands. This...

Sep 19, 2008

Ninja Dog

Amazing Dog Escapes from Kennel – Watch more free videos It’s one thing to be just a dog, barking, tail-wagging,...

Dec 10, 2007

Michael Vick Sentenced to 23 Months in Jail

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a...

Nov 14, 2007

The Daily Shocker: Puppy Love

Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude...

Nov 1, 2007

Dog the Bounty Hunter Doesn’t Like Black People

• A & E’s Duane “Dog” Chapman is heading to the Imus Zone after his recent racist rant. • Women’s...

Aug 29, 2007

Leona Helmsley and “Trouble” the Dog: Two Prissy Bitches

When the Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley, died recently at the age of 87 she left behind a will, like...

Aug 4, 2007


Are you an animal lover?Or perhaps an animal lover with commitment issues stemming from your relationship with your mother that...

Jul 27, 2007

Animal Videos You Won’t See on Shark Week

Shark Week starts this Sunday on Discovery Channel. To celebrate I’ve compileed the 10 Animal videos you won’t see on...