It’s been a sh*t week. Scratch that. It’s been a sh*t couple of months, both foreign and domestic. The Democrats and Republicans are tearing themselves apart on our home soil, while terrorism ravishes the rest of the world. So in all this darkness, we gotta find some light where we can. And who better to bring us light and joy, then a dog? Better yet, a SUPER dog.
According to Metro, a 14-year-old boy was lost in a Mexican mountain range for 44 hours before rescuers could track him down. However, he didn’t spend those nearly TWO DAYS alone, because Max the f*ckin’ Super Dog was there straight chillin’ with the boy the whole time.
The 14-year-old, Juan Heriberto Trevino told Noticieros Televisa that he was at summer camp when he became separated from the group and slipped and fell down a ravine. Only Max followed him down into the ravine. Sleeping under a tree and cuddling Max for warmth in the cold mountain air, Juan admitted the dog helped him survive:
“He stayed by my side the whole time, making me feel safe. I grabbed (Max) and put him on my legs to not be so cold and hugged the dog.”
Not only did Max the F*ckin’ Super Dog protect and keep Juan warm, but he used his super-smell (or whatever) to find a puddle, so he and the boy could both have water.
After a search party found the pair, even the cops had to give credit where credit was due, admitting the dog’s vital role in Juan’s surivival. Deputy Director Martin Castillo said:
“The child was lucky to find the dog.”
So, there you have it people, your feel good story of the week: Max the F*ckin’ Super Dog, people