May 15, 2017

Duke University Student Goes Missing After House Party

The Franklin Police Department in Massachusetts has been working around the clock as they search for a missing Duke University...

May 15, 2017

Gregg Popovich, Once Again, Is Right On The Money

“They could do this.” If you were watching Game 1 of this year’s NBA Western Conference Finals, you probably thought...

May 15, 2017

Man Arrested For Exposing Himself Claims He Did So Because He 'F*cking Hates Portland'

YEAH! Everybody say it with me now! Ready?! 1 … 2 … 3 I HATE PORTLAND. Usually, I’m not a...

High School Bully Gets Knocked Out From Huge Bodyslam

A high school bully made a devastatingly bad choice when it came to selecting who would draw the brunt of...

May 15, 2017

101-Year-Old Man Becomes World's Oldest Skydiver

Verdun Hayes just made history, as the 101-year-old man became the world’s oldest tandem skydiver. At 101 years and 37...

May 15, 2017

Trump Further Panders To The Fat & Uneducated Who Voted For Him, Says Exercise Is 'Misguided'

So I guess Donnie Freedom is going all in on this whole ‘f*ck science’ thing, huh? First, he denies climate...

May 15, 2017

May 15, 2017

Walmart Shoplifter Face-Plants While Trying To Make Her Escape

Ontario Provincial Police are looking for a real clumsy shoplifter. On April 26, 2017, the unidentified woman tried to leave...

May 15, 2017

George R.R. Martin, Hellbent On Making People Miserable, Says 'GoT' Prequel Won't Cover Robert's Rebellion

Do we even need George R.R. Martin anymore? I mean, seriously, the show has lapped the books, with last season...

May 15, 2017

Beth Mowins Reportedly Set To Become Second Woman Ever To Call NFL Game

ESPN’s Beth Mowins will reportedly become the first women to call the play-by-play for an NFL regular season game since...

May 15, 2017

Former CEO Of Paramount Pictures Brad Grey Passed Away At 59-Years-Old

Brad Grey passed away yesterday at 59-years-old. He may not have been a household name, but he played a major...

May 15, 2017

JetBlue Kicks Family Of Four Off Flight For Storing Cake In Overhead Compartment

A family of four traveling from New York’s John F. Kennedy Airport to Las Vegas was kicked off their JetBlue...

May 15, 2017

Edgemont High School Placed On Lockdown After Student Yells That Another Has A Gun

  Police have arrived at Edgemont Junior-Senior High School in Greensville, New York due to a lockdown. The lockdown reportedly...

May 15, 2017

National Chocolate Chip Day 2017 Memes: Funny Photos, Best Jokes & Pictures

Today, May 15, marks National Chocolate Chip Day. But please, don’t confuse this great holiday with its spiritual sibling, National...

May 15, 2017

Duke Lands Five-Star Point Guard Trevon Duval

Duke University is doing their usual restocking of the cupboard, and the latest blue chip talent to join the Blue...

May 15, 2017

17-Year-Old Killed After Being Rammed Into Tree By Friend Over Facebook Argument

Tatyanna Lewis, a 17-year-old Chicago girl, has died after she was repeatedly ‘rammed into a tree’ during an argument with...