Feb 11, 2014

Scumbag Stacy Memes: At Her Worst For Valentine's Day [30 STACYS]

It's almost Valentine's Day and you still haven't broken up with your girlfriend--but here are some memes to scare you straight into saving some money...

Feb 11, 2014

Ole Miss Lets D.J. Law Out of Double Commitment

D.J. Law obviously has a problem with the idea of signing a letter of intent. In fact, the running back...

Feb 11, 2014

New Orleans Pelicans Mascot Gets Surgery To Be Less Scary

The New Orleans Pelicans’ mascot needs surgery. Yes, Pierre the Pelican suffered a “broken beak” after running into a basket...

"The Office" Licensing Deal Keeps Dunder Mifflin In Business [VIDEO]

The final episode of NBC’s The Office aired last year, but NBC isn’t done trying to sell as much Office...

Feb 11, 2014

Yuki Tsubota Women's Ski Slopestyle Butt Crash–Ouch [VIDEO]

[protected-iframe id=”6c18de966b3418ea3fc71b0d2ce2f40b-3508545-22621496″ info=”https://vine.co/v/MWtpn9q90Uj/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″] Update: There are reports that there are no serious injuries to Yuki Tsubota. So...

Feb 11, 2014

Shirley Temple, RIP: Thanks for The Punk Rock Daughter [VIDEO]

Legendary child star Shirley Temple has passed away, and we're looking at her punk rock legacy--specifically, a hot gal named Lorax...

Feb 11, 2014

Feb 11, 2014

Siren Malfunction Lady Should Have Gone Viral By Now [VIDEO]

A Louisiana woman describing the sound of a broken siren has the potential to go viral–but it just has taken...

Feb 10, 2014

The 10 US Colleges With The Most Sochi Olympian Athletes

Did you know that there’s a college in the United States which is responsible for 10% of the athletes in...

Feb 10, 2014

Stuff The Intern Forgot: Zimmerman Fight Is Back On & More [Links]

Zimmerman Fight Back On, But Without DMX [TMZ] According to our friends over at TMZ, the cancelled fight between George...

Feb 10, 2014

Jimmy Kimmel (Not Letterman) To Reveal SI Swimsuit Cover

Jimmy Fallon and his first guests are no longer the big news in terms of late night TV because it’s...

Feb 10, 2014

Science Discovers Why Marijuana Gives You the Munchies

A neurological study might have cracked one of the greatest mysteries in marijuana toking history–specifically, the cause of The Munchies.  ...

Feb 10, 2014

Brooklyn Will "Decriminalize" Small Amounts Of Marijuana

Ken Thompson, the new Brooklyn district attorney, restated Sunday during his inaugural address that he will not prosecute low-level marijuana...

Feb 10, 2014

BestCollegeReviews Ranks the 25 Most Amazing College Theaters

Bard College in Annandale-on-Hudson, New York has the most amazing college performing arts centers-or so we’ve been assured by BestCollegeReviews—...

Feb 10, 2014

Samuel L. Jackson Unloads On Idiotic TV Interviewer [VIDEO]

Go to the video as a moronic television reporter learns not to confuse Samuel L. Jackson with Laurence Fishburne...

Feb 10, 2014

Is Maryland About To Ban Everclear And Grain Alcohol?

Students and party animals in Pennsylvania, Virginia, West Virginia and Maryland might be in for a bit of bad luck...