Oct 15, 2016

This American Hero Saved A Dog From An Imaginary Fire While High On LSD

Michael Orchard showed extraordinary bravery on Thursday night when he saved a dog from a fire while high on LSD....

Oct 15, 2016

Quentin Groves Cause of Death: How Did The Former Auburn & NFL Defensive End Die

Former Auburn and NFL defensive end Quentin Groves died today at the age of 32 of a heart attack. The...

Oct 14, 2016

Russia Unveils New Statue of Very Terrible Ruler

Something terrible just happened! Russia revealed their first-ever monument for historical bad guy Ivan the Terrible. At today’s ceremony, officials...

WATCH: Michigan Judge Takes Off Robe, Gets Physical With Disrespectful Jerk

Jackson County Circuit Court Judge John McBain doesn’t tolerate any nonsense in his courtroom, and one creep just learned that...

Oct 14, 2016

Villanova PG Adrianna Hahn Is Giving The Women's Team Some Well-Deserving Press Right Now

Villanova point guard Adrianna Hahn is gaining Instagram followers like a woman possessed in the offseason, making it a serious...

Oct 14, 2016

Ken Bone Did A Reddit AMA, May No Longer Be America's Sweetheart

It was love at first sight between America and Ken Bone. As soon as his goofy looking, undecided voting, red...

Oct 14, 2016

Oct 14, 2016

WATCH: Crazy Condom Lady At UW Milwaukee Tries To Convince Students To Use Jimmy Hats

Crazy people on campus spouting all sorts of hateful Jesus freak stuff is kind of par for the course these...

Oct 14, 2016

WATCH: Great White Shark Breaks Into "Shark-Proof Cage" While Man Is Still Inside It

This video of a Great White Shark breaking into a shark cage while a person is trapped inside is probably...

Oct 13, 2016

Can The Nationals Actually Get Something Done Tonight, Unlike Everyone Else In Washington?

Thinking about watching baseball?  Well, look no further!  The Los Angeles Dodgers will go up against the Washington Nationals in...

Oct 13, 2016

WATCH: Kid Pukes Seemingly Never-Ending Stream Of Vomit on Texas Rollercoaster

Watching children puke their brains out is best enjoyed from the comfort of your own home, away from actual vomit,...

Oct 13, 2016

No Money? No Problem. These Are The 10 Easiest Halloween Costumes For Guys of 2016

Halloween is right around the corner, dude. But what are you going to do? So many people are dressing up...

Oct 13, 2016

Will The Chargers Be Able To Invent Another New Way To Blow A Game Tonight?

The San Diego Chargers are in the midst of a brutally painful season. Whether it be mounting injuries, or finding...

Oct 13, 2016

You'll Be Surprised By Who Wins This Good Ole Bostonian Road Rage Brawl

BAHHHHHSTAN. BAWWWSTON. AFFLECK! DAMONNNN! BRADDDDDY!!! BIG PAPIIII! Boston shit, ya know? Having a casual highway scrap during lunch time? Also...

Oct 13, 2016

Is This The Unluckiest Beer Pong Play In The History Of Both Alcohol And Competition?

The close quarters of dorm room beer pong came back to bite this poor soul in the ass in the...

Oct 13, 2016

Let's All Laugh At Human Excrement Greg Hardy Getting His Ass Kicked By This Short Chubby Dude

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. I don’t know if you’ve heard or not, but Greg Hardy, he of the NFL blacklist, has decided to...