There are people who believe that their school parties hard, then there are Arizona State University students who know the truth. This post is for those in the former group.
Arizona State University may have been left off of Playboy‘s 2014 Top 10 Party Schools list, but anyone who knows anything about ASU knows that was just the publication giving other schools a chance in the limelight. ASU goes about as hard as possible every day of the year. Whether it’s at one of the many ridiculous pool parties they host or at a closed off club, ASU students wake up tired.
Who can really blame them, though? The weather is perfect, the women are beautiful (seriously it’s unfair), and they’re just a hop skip and a jump from Las Vegas and Lake Havasu.
Here are just a few examples of why ASU parties harder than your school.
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1. ASU’s mascot, Sparky, is literally The Devil. If that’s not a call to sin, nothing is.
2. Bathing suits often times become casual attire for both guys and hot girls.
3. We have lazy rivers and resort style student housing complexes. We basically study and live at 4 and 5 star hotels.
4. The city conducts a “Safe and Sober” campaign at the beginning of every school year (that includes 17 different police units from all counties in the surrounding Arizona State University campuses) to ensure that we don’t drink “excessively.”
5. Every day is a reason to party, whether it’s another frat party, a festival, a concert, a rave, Margarita Monday’s, Tacos and Tequila Tuesday’s, wine Wednesday’s, thirsty Thursday, Fireball Friday’s etc. can’t forget Sunday Funday at the pool.
6. Our campus police officers play beer pong with us and don’t mind sinking in the celeb shot to win the game!
7. 76,000 student population, you’ll find a party somewhere somehow, there’s always new ways to make great friends.
8. TACO BELL after parties every other night, open 24 hours and basically the epicenter of the turn up.
9. Everyone is trying to out party each other, trying to make it onto either @ASUConfessions or Sun_DevilNation.
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10. Pool party season is basically year-round. Whether it’s August, or the beginning of February. Suns out, buns out.
11. Multiple naked women have been known to walk around ASU campus. Not streak. Walk.
12. This guy’s haircut makes you want to drink something in celebration.
13. Because the “blackout” football games are actually pretty self explanatory.
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14. Snoop Dogg is a big fan of ASU.
15. Because motherf*cking James Harden has admitted that his favorite late night food place is Oregano’s Pizza Bistro.
