15 Reasons Why The University of Florida Parties Harder Than Your School

There are people who believe that their school parties hard, then there are University of Florida students who know the truth. This post is for those in the former group.

School has been in session for a few weeks now, so at this point in the year you’re probably already aware that The University of Florida parties harder than your school. That’s just a fact. So when you see us rocking jorts and hanging out with a hottie in blue and orange, the natural reaction is jealousy. We get it.

Just know that not only are we the rowdiest state school in Florida, our degrees actually mean something–And that’s something you should bong a beer to.

Here’s a few reasons that accurately describe why you should know The University of Florida parties harder than you:

1. Because football season in Gainesville is a time when you wake up on game day with Miller Lite and Fruity Pebbles, shower with a Pabst Blue Ribbon, brush your teeth with a Natty Ice, put on your chucks and head to a tailgate that’ll knock your blue and orange socks off.

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2. Because of Beat The Clock at Grog House. Located in Midtown, Grog is well known for having 25-cent drinks and full pitchers of beer every single Friday. No, that is not a typo.

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3. Because Gator Stompin’ is not only the largest pub crawl in the world, it’s the only time a t-shirt will grant you unlimited access to 85 nightclubs bars and restaurants.

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4. Because watching the sober sorority rushes stumble around in heels and wipe sweat off their faces with coffee filters in the dead heat of Florida is best enjoyed with a nice, cold beer.

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5. Because Gator Growl was already a bigger homecoming celebration than anything you’ve ever held at your school–and now they’re going to start selling beer. Bold move Cotton, we’ll see how it pays off.

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6. Because despite your teacher’s emails to the class–written in all capital letters–about drunken tailgating, you’re still going to drink wayyyy more than five shots and five beers.

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7. Because Sunday Funday involves Cantina 101 where every hour on the hour the bartenders will get up on the bar and pour copious amounts of tequila in your mouth.

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8. Because we have one of the 200 remaining Krispy Kremes in America. If that’s not a reason to turn up then I don’t know what is.

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10. Because Simons in Downtown goes harder than any Roman-named clubs in Tallahasee I’ve ever been to.

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11. Because the Later Gator is the only place where you can meet someone who’s actually drunker than you.

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12. Because your school isn’t a part of what’s called “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.”

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13. Because if you lived in Jennings with all those loud sorority sisters, you’d drink yourself into oblivion too.

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14. Because even when FSU wins the football game against UF, you know that your degree is tha real MVP.

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15. Because even Tim Tebow won’t forgive Urban Meyer for his sins.

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Written by @gabsrodd. Follow her on Twitter now.