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Aug 19, 2015Girls
Check Out This Miss Bum Bum Contestant Who Looks Exactly Like Megan Fox

Check Out This Miss Bum Bum Contestant Who Looks Exactly Like Megan Fox

We’re sure you’re familiar with Brazil’s Miss Bum Bum competition, but in case you’re not, here’s the pitch: contestants enter...

Mar 18, 2015College
Guy Who Thinks “It Is Better To Die From Vodka Than From Boredom” Dies From Vodka

Guy Who Thinks “It Is Better To Die From Vodka Than From Boredom” Dies From Vodka

23-year old Brazilian student Humberto Moura Fonseca died after drinking 25 shots in 60 seconds for some sort of drinking...

Jul 9, 2014Funny
15 Devastated Brazilians Who Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself [PHOTOS]

15 Devastated Brazilians Who Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself [PHOTOS]

Without a doubt there will be moments in your life where you’re going to be down and out. But no...

Jul 8, 2014Sports
Germany World Cup Body Paint Babes Because… GERMANY!!! [PHOTOS]

Germany World Cup Body Paint Babes Because… GERMANY!!! [PHOTOS]

No one in the world is happier than German’s soccer fans right now after that absolute thrashing of Brazil. Sure,...

Nov 4, 2013Music
Justin Bieber Gets Whacked With Water Bottle During Concert In Brazil [VIDEO]

Justin Bieber Gets Whacked With Water Bottle During Concert In Brazil [VIDEO]

Wait, women are allowed to go shirtless in public in Brazil? Did not know that fun little tidbit. You don’t...

Oct 21, 2013Girls
The Big Booties Of Miss Bumbum Brazil 2013 [PHOTOS]

The Big Booties Of Miss Bumbum Brazil 2013 [PHOTOS]

Update: Check out the 2014 Miss BumBum Brazil winner Indianara Carvalho here. There are two things that Brazil does extremely...

Sep 16, 2013Music
Beyonce Almost Kidnapped Off Stage By Brazilian Fan [VIDEO]

Beyonce Almost Kidnapped Off Stage By Brazilian Fan [VIDEO]

You know what you call getting attacked on stage during a performance by a man twice the size in a...

Jul 8, 2013Sports
Soccer Ref In Brazil Stabs Player, Fans Rush Field And Literally Put His Head On A Stick

Soccer Ref In Brazil Stabs Player, Fans Rush Field And Literally Put His Head On A Stick

We all know how seriously people outside of America take the sport of soccer. Last week, we learned never, EVER,...

Oct 25, 2012WTF
‘Dead’ Man Walks In On His Own Funeral [VIDEO]

‘Dead’ Man Walks In On His Own Funeral [VIDEO]

Where to even start with this story? How about at the end and we work our way backwards... There are drunk people at the funeral. That's good. I always figure a funeral is a great place to turn up hammered. And apparently Brazilian funerals are pretty casual if they don't even bother to verify if the person in the coffin is the actual person who the funeral is for...

Oct 9, 2012WTF
Brazilian Politician Tries To Excite Voters By Passing Out Cocaine Along With Her Leaflets

Brazilian Politician Tries To Excite Voters By Passing Out Cocaine Along With Her Leaflets

In America, politicians get caught using or buying drugs all the time but never actually selling them. And God forbid you actually get caught giving them away--that just shows bad judgement and poor fiscal responsibility. However, this past Sunday Brazilian politician Carme Cristina da Silva Lima was caught handing out packets of cocaine along with leaflets instructing people on how to vote for her.

Sep 5, 2012Girls
Aryane Steinkopf Has A Brazilian Booty Worthy Of A Gallery This Large [100 PHOTOS]

Aryane Steinkopf Has A Brazilian Booty Worthy Of A Gallery This Large [100 PHOTOS]

We may have just discovered our new favorite Brazilian booty model, Aryane Steinkopf. How this beauty wasn’t featured in the...

Aug 13, 2012Girls
120 Reasons to Be Excited for the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio [PHOTOS]

120 Reasons to Be Excited for the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio [PHOTOS]

OK, so I’m admittedly a little over this year’s Olympics but there’s definitely a lot to look forward to in...

Apr 11, 2012WTF
Very First Aerial Footage Of Uncontacted Tribes In Brazil [VIDEO]

Very First Aerial Footage Of Uncontacted Tribes In Brazil [VIDEO]

In no way shape or form am I trying to be serious or educational here, I just think it’s fascinating...

Nov 30, 2011Girls
The Girls Of Miss BumBum Brazil 2011 [218 PHOTOS]

The Girls Of Miss BumBum Brazil 2011 [218 PHOTOS]

If I was to ask you what country is known for their butts, what would your guess be? Nevermind, I'll tell you. Brazil, hands down. Now what if I was to tell you that there was a competition for (wait for it) the best butt in Brazil? Would that be something you might be interested in? Yeah, I thought so. Well it's called the Miss BumBum Brazil pageant, and (in the same light that the NBA's MVP can consider themselves the world's best basketball player) the winner is officially the most a**tastic woman in the world. You can check out all the competitors in all their onion-booty glory after the jump.

Nov 16, 2011WTF
Handicap Match: Drunk Old Man vs. Two Monkeys With Sharp Teeth [VIDEO]

Handicap Match: Drunk Old Man vs. Two Monkeys With Sharp Teeth [VIDEO]

In this corner, weighing 100 pounds and a fifth of liquor, wearing no shirt and what look to be track pants, known for beating his wife for not having made dinner on time, we haaave Old Senile Alcoholic! And in this corner, with a combined weight of 80 pounds minus the feces they've probably already thrown, wearing nothing, we haave Two Monkeys That Seem Extremely Pissed Off Who Can't Wait to Use Their Sharp Teeth And Claws. You get one guess as to who wins this one, fight after the jump!

Jun 15, 2011Girls
Brazil’s Garota Verão “Summer Girl” Pageant [40 PHOTOS]

Brazil’s Garota Verão “Summer Girl” Pageant [40 PHOTOS]

Garota Verao (translation: "Summer Girl") is the annual beauty contest held every summer in Rio Grande do Sul and Santa Catarina. Past winners have gone on to become Miss Brazil, Miss Universe, or Miss Earth, so you know the talent is Grade A. Hey, if you can put up with the random muggings at knifepoint and hookers harassing you for dough at clubs, we highly suggest moving to Brazil. In the meantime, take a look at pics from the pageant after the jump.

May 3, 2011Girls
A Tribute to Ana Beatriz Barros’ Boobs [59 PHOTOS]

A Tribute to Ana Beatriz Barros’ Boobs [59 PHOTOS]

This 27 year old Brazilian model known for her work with Guess?, Victoria’s Secret, and Chanel has appeared in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue 7 times. She was named one of FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women in the World” in 2006 and appears in the 2010 Pirelli Calendar photographed by Terry Richardson. Recently, pics from her photo shoot for Italy’s Jack magazine hit the ‘net and though all her features are superhuman hot, we can’t get enough of her Beatrizzling Barreasts. That’s why we’ve put together this tribute that will have you taking a stroll down mammary lane.

Apr 28, 2011Girls
63 Fast and Furiously-Hot Brazilian Grid Girls [PHOTOS]

63 Fast and Furiously-Hot Brazilian Grid Girls [PHOTOS]

With Fast Five racing into theaters on Friday, it's important to note just how flabbergasted we are that the franchise has made it this far. It's truly a testament to how INSANE tuners and modheads are. We think they do it for the chicks. Grid Girls love the thrill of street racing at high speeds. Probably the hottest of all grid girls are the Brazilians. Grid girls have great glutes and Brazilians are known for their butts, so you can imagine how tight the Brazilian Grid Girls are. Actually, don't imagine, just check out our photo gallery after the jump!

Mar 8, 2011
Sweet Ass Fat Tuesday [50 Photos]

Sweet Ass Fat Tuesday [50 Photos]

Previously, we showed you what women will do for beads (hint: it involves nipples). Today, we focus our attention on a different part of the body to celebrate Mardi Gras and Carnival - the butt. Since we're finally at the tail end of the sinning season, what would be more appropriate than fawning over the very finest of fannies from Brazil and Rio de Janeiro? To celebrate, we've pulled together a plethora of pics featuring robust rumps from the fleshy festivities. They'll have you singing, "Back that ass up!" See the pics after the jump!

Feb 15, 2011Girls
The Girls of Sports Illustrated’s 2011 Model Search [8 Galleries]

The Girls of Sports Illustrated’s 2011 Model Search [8 Galleries]

Throughout all this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue madness, we tend to lose sight of the newcomers, the rookies, the n00bz who are poised to become the next big things in swimsuit wearing. So, with everyone drooling over Irina and some of the other vets (and rightfully so), we decided to shine the spotlight on the 8 women competing for a spot in the 2012 issue in SI’s Model Search : Catrinel Menghia, Elena Baguci, Elisandra Tomacheski, Tamiris Souza Freitas, Kasia Gogolkiewicz, Jessica Perez, and Jasmine Tookes.

Jan 19, 2011WTF
WTF News Of The Day: Sex Doll Saves Teens, Buried Alive, And A Monk’s Bone Job

WTF News Of The Day: Sex Doll Saves Teens, Buried Alive, And A Monk’s Bone Job

Today's WTF news items feature a lovable floatation device used by a couple of teens in Australia, a Brazilian man who probably has a greater appreciation for Ryan Reynolds' film "Buried", and a Greek monk who's finally getting around to taking care of that quasi-saint that died four years ago. Read more after the jump!

Jul 5, 2010Sports
World Cup Semi-Final Preview: Europa Uber Alles

World Cup Semi-Final Preview: Europa Uber Alles

Four teams now stand poised on the brink of World Cup glory: Spain, Germany, Holland, and Uruguay. Winning the ultimate...

Jul 3, 2010Sports
God, Cocaine, and Handballs: World Cup Quarterfinal Recap Germany vs Argentina

God, Cocaine, and Handballs: World Cup Quarterfinal Recap Germany vs Argentina

It takes more than god, cocaine, and undetected handballs to win a World Cup, at least in 2010. The young,...

Jul 2, 2010Sports
Jesus Hates Brazil: Netherlands Advance to Semi Finals

Jesus Hates Brazil: Netherlands Advance to Semi Finals

Two things we learned, at least, from the Holland vs. Brazil match today, is that Jesus hates Brazil, and it's always important to stay Melo. Brazil's Kaka is the world's most expensive striker and was expected to be one of the stars of this World Cup. Known for praying on the pitch after the 2002 World Cup win, and for revealing messages like "I belong to Jesus" on his t-shirts beneath his team jersey after scoring, apparently Jesus' infatuation with Brazilian soccer is at an end.

Jul 2, 2010Sports
Netherlands Vs Brazil Model Showdown

Netherlands Vs Brazil Model Showdown

Well Brazil took a beatdown today in the World Cup quarterfinals when the Netherlands surprised everyone with a 2-1 upset over the tourney's favorite . But we're willing to give the number one team a second chance to prove that they're the true winners by putting their sexiest models up against the Netherlands' sexiest models. And while the competition is going to get intense, we're pretty sure this showdown will make up for the upset today.

Jul 2, 2010Sports
Say Goodbye to the Brazilian Girls: Netherlands Beats Brazil 2-1

Say Goodbye to the Brazilian Girls: Netherlands Beats Brazil 2-1

Color us shocked because we're absolutely amazed that the number one soccer team in the world, Brazil, just lost in the quarter finals. Not only were their players insanely good, but they're sexy soccer underboob photos blew us away. I mean we were rooting for them before there were even 168 booty-ful reasons to root for Brazil.

Jun 28, 2010WAGs
Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 28 [240 Photos]

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 28 [240 Photos]

Still laying in bed in a drunken stupor over the fact that the US Team didn't pull a 1980s Miracle? Well cheer up because even though we're out of the World Cup doesn't mean that we're out of amazing photos of sexy superfans. So show your true American colors by spending your Monday at work checking out hot chicks.

Jun 22, 2010WAGs
USA Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup [63 Photos]

USA Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup [63 Photos]

The U.S fans have more than made up for the fact that they never watched soccer before the World Cup. The fans are looking more patriotic than ever and we're pretty sure these latest superfan photos will blow the competition out of the water. So get out your vuvuzela, throw away your drafted letter to get that ref fired, and get ready to call in sick to work tomorrow to help cheer on the U.S Soccer Team.

Jun 21, 2010WAGs
Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup: June 21 [76 Photos]

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup: June 21 [76 Photos]

The vuvuzelas aren't the only things getting a rise out of us at the 2010 World Cup. The sexy superfans are also continuing to get us hot and bothered every time we turn on the TV. So hot and bothered that we debated emptying out our bank accounts just to buy the plane tickets to see these super fine fans in person, But decided to spend the the entire day looking at these amazing photos of the sexiest superfans instead.

Jun 18, 2010WAGs
2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: Chinese Edition [32 Photos]

2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: Chinese Edition [32 Photos]

The action keeps heating up in the 2010 FIFA World Cup and everyone is doing their part cheering on their country's team. But what if your country sucks at playing soccer... like China? Well, do what these gorgeous Chinese models have done and give your body to the World Cup. No, we're not talking about prostitution. We're talking about using bodypaint to let everyone know exactly what team you're cheering for. Because nothing says I'll do whatever it takes to be involved in the excitement like painting yourself with pride.

Jun 17, 2010Sports
168 Booty-ful Reasons to Root for Brazil

168 Booty-ful Reasons to Root for Brazil

Brazil's soccer team is ranked #1 in the world and we're rooting for them to win again in their match against Côte d’Ivoire on Sunday. Not just because they deserve to win, but also because it gives us another wonderful opportunity to check out the country's best ass-ets (and we're not talking about Kaka or Ronaldino... nudge, nudge, wink, wink). And if you're thinking about cheering for the other team, well think again because we're giving you 168 bootyiful reasons to root for Brazil.

Jun 15, 2010WAGs
Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 15th [85 Photos]

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 15th [85 Photos]

The competition during the games isn't the only thing heating up at the World Cup. The Sexy Superfans are getting hotter by the day and we're having some major trouble deciding which country has the sexiest fans. The only thing we did figure out was that it doesn't matter which teams win, because as long as these smoking hot photos keep surfacing, we're all going home feeling like champions.

Jun 14, 2010WAGs
2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babes: Germany Vs. Australia

2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babes: Germany Vs. Australia

While you were prepping for the World Cup by buying a 3D TV and frantically googling the rules of soccer, erotic actress from Germany and Australia were psyching up their countries by posing nude. The super sexy models weren't hiding their team spirit when they decked themselves out in patriotic body paint. Which country had the sexier models? You'll have to decide that for yourself.