magnifier menu chevron-left chevron-right chevron-down


Apr 25, 2017

60 California Teenagers Storm BART Subway & Rob Passengers

Over 50 teenagers swarmed a BART subway car in Oakland, California over the weekend, robbing and beating passengers in what...

Apr 4, 2017

Hero Hops Down Onto NYC Subway Tracks, Saves Drunk Man Just As Train Arrives

Here’s your giant glass of NOPE for the day. Newly-released footage shows the wild moment a New York City man...

  • Advertisement

Mar 1, 2017

DNA Test Shows That Subway’s Chicken Is Only 50 Percent Chicken

I knew it. Earlier this year, when writing about Subway’s disgusting and frankly offensive pulled pork and Fritos sandwich, I...

Feb 14, 2017

Hey Subway, Care To Explain Why You’re Only Giving Away Free Subs In England Today?

Man, these bottom-tier fast food chains are almost making it TOO EASY for me at this point. I’ve already put...

Jan 23, 2017

Subway’s Pulled Pork & Fritos Sandwich Is A Crime Against Humanity

If you’ve ever read an article of mine, particularly about fast food, you’ll know I’m quite the hater. I haven’t...

Oct 24, 2016

Jared Fogle’s Ex-Wife Sues Subway, Alleges The Restaurant Chain Covered Up His Pedophilia For Over A Decade

The ex-wife of disgraced former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle has sued the sandwich restaurant chain, claiming that it knew about...

  • Advertisement

Aug 15, 2016

WATCH: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Plays Drumset Like A Madman In NYC Subway Station

Joseph Gordon-Levitt stars as NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden in the upcoming movie Snowden, but whereas Snowden is secluded somewhere in ...

Subway Allegedly Knew About Jared Fogle’s Perviness Back in 2008

Subway was allegedly alerted about Jared Fogle’s questionable behavior back in 2008, a new report says. Cindy Mills, a former...

Aug 28, 2015

Reporter Confirms Jared Fogle’s Creepy Side

After Jared Fogle’s home was raided for child pornography earlier this week, a former journalist is now stepping forward to...

Jul 10, 2015

Jared From Subway is a Big (Skinny) Perv

Subway‘s Jared Fogle, that dude who claims he shed 200 pounds from eating Subway sandwiches and walking, is currently waiting...

Jul 7, 2015

  • advertisement

Jan 12, 2015

[PHOTOS] No Pants Subway Ride NYC 2015

Pantless people around the world united and dropped trou Sunday for the the 14th annual No Pants Subway Ride.  The ...

  • advertisement

Feb 2, 2014

Drunk Man Sings Lil Jon On DC Metro [VIDEO]

One of the best things about living in a large city is the reliable public transportation. You get to go...

Jan 11, 2014

Watch This Ventriloquist Pick Up Chicks On The Subway [VIDEO]

It always helps to have a wingman when you’re trying to pick up chicks. Nigel Dunkley went on the NYC...

Jun 24, 2013

What Your Favorite Fast Food Says About You

If the McRib is your favorite sandwich, you might be suffering from abandonment issues.

Jun 4, 2013

Oh Just A Giant Rat Gnawing Away On Some Food At A Subway [VIDEO]

Subway, Eat Fresh! Hope you were at least able to watch this before you went out to get your 5...

May 29, 2013

Pedestrian And Crackhead Exhange Polite Words On NYC Subway [VIDEO]

Ah, yes. The NYC Subway. Never has there been a place on Earth where the common man can gather and...

Apr 1, 2013

The Ultimate Subway Saxophone Battle [VIDEO]

One time I was riding the New York subway and I saw a guy staring down the woman across from...

Jan 18, 2013

40 Reasons To Hate Public Transportation [PHOTOS]

As someone who lives in New York City, I definitely appreciate public transportation for its cost efficiency, ease, and speed....

Dec 17, 2012

NYC Subways In The 70’s and 80’s Were No Joke [PHOTOS]

Think of these photos from the book Subway, Lifeline next time you hear someone tell you about how dangerous New...

Oct 25, 2012

Here’s 54 Seconds Of A Woman Mistaking A Pair Of Sunglasses For A Shoe [VIDEO]

The reason she can’t get the sunglasses on is because she has a shoe over her eyes....

Oct 8, 2012

The Full Set From Jay-Z’s Last Night At The Barclay’s Center [VIDEO]

Saturday was Jay-Z's last 'opening' show for the Barclay's Center. Yes, he took a subway to beat traffic. Yes, the video of his performance is incredible.

Oct 2, 2012

See Him Before He Dies: Kid Licks Entire NYC Subway Railing For $1 [VIDEO]

Dude, the economy is bad, but it's not THAT bad.

Sep 14, 2012

Subway Ticket: Nicest Guy in the World Who Isn’t Very Bright! [COMEDY VIDEO]

Alert: Welcome to another installment of the Comedy Vertical original web series: The Nicest Man Alive Who Isn’t Very Bright!...

Jan 9, 2012

The 2012 No Pants Subway Ride [46 PHOTOS]

Well, it looks like I picked the wrong day to take taxis yesterday because Sunday, January 8th was the annual...

Apr 7, 2011

7 Annoying People You’ll Meet On The Subway

The subway is very similar to the poet Dante and Virgil's descent into hell in The Divine Comedy: it's oppressively hot, you bear witness to the most horrifying sights conceivable and are condemned to incessant suffering with no salvation in sight; and that's just the platform, you didn't even board the train yet! What demonic monstrosities dwell behind the automatic doors of the subway train? And once these doors close... there's no turning back. Mind thy step as we confront the 7 annoying types of demons people you'll meet on the subway train!

Sep 21, 2009

Parkour Champ Flips Over Subway Tracks

Living in New York City, I've often contemplated whether or not I'd be able to jump over the subway tracks, from one platform to the other. But because of fear, or just sheer laziness, I've never attempted this heroic feat. Which is probably good, because even if I did, I'd just look like a pussy next to this guy.

Mar 1, 2008

Jared Fogle: Subway Guy by Day, College Pornographer by Night

Jared Fogle, the man responsible for selling millions upon millions of delicious Subway sandwiches, is known for becoming spokesperson for...

Dec 11, 2007

Subway Pole-ite Girls Strip on the Drop of a Dare

Cute, college-aged girls? Check. $10,000 dare to strip on the subway? Check. YouTube video of the whole shebang? I thought...