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Arrested Florida (!) Man Berates Cop Because He Was Just ‘Trying To Get A Piece Of A**’


Tabatha Lehman, 45, and Craig Schultheis, 46, were arrested in the early hours of Monday morning by a cop from Largo, Florida, after they were found to be having sex in public.

The arresting officer, Officer Logan Ward,wrote in his notes that the pair were ‘naked from the waist down performing sexual activities on each other’.

via The Smoking Gun:

The Florida couple was having sex in public around 3 AM yesterday when a patrolman interrupted their tryst (which was taking place outside a closed business in Largo).

Lehman, 45, and Schultheis, 46, were not pleased to be interrupted by Officer Logan Ward, who reported spotting both defendants “naked from the waist down performing sexual activities on each other.”

Schultheis, Logan noted, repeatedly explained that he was “just trying to get a piece of ass.” For her part, Lehman repeatedly declared that she was “getting her pussy eaten out,” according to a criminal complaint.

According to the arrest report, alcohol may have played a role in the incident (ya think???) Both Lehman and Schultheis were arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor in Florida.

The couple was released from jail Monday after spending about nine hours in custody.

That is all the information available at this time. This article will be updated should more become available.

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