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Sports

15 Sexiest Argentinian Olympians 2012 [PHOTOS]

J Bryant

The Olympics have begun! Of course, some people might not believe that until the Opening Ceremonies on Friday night. We’ve...

Girls

To Help You Celebrate Canada Day, The 30 Sexiest Canadian Women [PHOTOS]

Wyatt

If you’re like us and missed out on Canada Day on July 1st, you can always make sure to get...

TV

College Candy’s Most Influential Under-25s: They’ve Got Some of Our Faves!

COED Staff

Our colleagues over at CollegeCandy.com have chosen the 25 Under 25 Most Influential Women on the Web–and we have to...

Girls

Tasty Treats For National Donut Day [48 PHOTOS]

Wyatt

The first Friday of June is National Donut Day, dedicated to the women of the Salvation Army who served donuts...

Girls

The 21 Sexiest Israeli Women [PHOTOS]

J Bryant

We’ve been eating hummus, falaffel, and pita all day in celebration of Israeli Independance Day (Yom Ha’atzmaut). It’s not because...

TV

Funny Females: The Top of The Ladder Just Got More Crowded

Kyle - Monmouth

If you’re thinking that comedy is a man’s world, then it’s time you think again. While being a male-dominated profession,...

Sports

The Beautiful Ballers of 2012 March Madness

COED Staff

While most of yesterday’s basketball conversations revolved around Selection Sunday, many people might not have known that the Women’s bracket...

Girls

32 Sexy Texas Independence Babes [PHOTOS]

J Bryant

March 2nd is Texas Independence Day, a state holiday in which most Texans celebrate the adoption of the Texas Declaration...

TV

66 Women Who Wowed 2011

COED Staff

Last year, Amber Heard was the woman who wowed us most. The hotter version of Kristen Stewart continued to crush in '11 despite the performance and critical reception of Drive Angry, The Rum Diary, and The Playboy Club. So, where does she fall on this year's countdown? How do vets like Lindsay Lohan and Brooklyn Decker fare? Who are this year's Ines Sainz and Anna Chapman - the buzzworthy newsmakers that caused enough headlines to warrant a spot amongst the legends? Check out our comprehensive slideshow and let us know if we missed anyone in the comments after the jump.

News

15 Reasons Why Chicks Fake Orgasms

Neal Lynch

Unless you're an absolute pornstar, odds are you've probably experienced a woman faking an orgasm. Some are better actors than others. Hell, even few male pornstars can make chicks come to fruition every time. Truth is, most girls can't climax through vaginal intercourse and if they can, it's only from the right moves in the right conditions at the right time in the right setting. While the thought of a chick lying to your grill is downright infuriating, the fairer gender have their reasons. Find out what they are after the jump.

Girls

Sexy Smokeshows in Shoulder Pads [31 PHOTOS]

Chad - OSU

I wish that all forms of protection were this sexy. Sure we've already hit you guys with sexy girls rocking the football jersey, but we're taking it to another level: chicks in shoulder pads. While this uniform is pretty much the standard for the Lingerie Football League, seeing these girls on TV versus seeing HQ photos makes all the difference. "Why have the shoulder pads when you can just take them off?" you might ask. Dudes, the pads are for your protection, not theirs. That's how powerful this gallery is. Check it out after the jump!

Girls

91 Women Wearing Red for World AIDS Awareness Day 2011 [PHOTOS]

Neal Lynch

Not only is December 1st World AIDS Day but December is AIDS Awareness Month. If you're not aware of AIDS, I don't know what to tell you: Get out more? Complete your education? Play the lottery? This year the campaign's slogan is "Getting To Zero", which totally contradicts Vanilla Ice's catchphrase, "Drop that zero and get with the hero!". Personally, I think Coke Zero should sponsor that sh*t - I love that mess. Anyway, there's ZERO chance you won't like our gallery of beautiful women wearing red. Why red? That's the color you're supposed to rock in support of AIDS awareness. Seriously, man, you gotta read/watch the news.

Girls

What Goes On In AC Stays In AC, Unless It’s This Hilarious Cat Fight [VIDEO]

Chad - OSU

I've got statistical evidence that everyone loves to watch a good fight, so I'm going out on a pretty sturdy limb when I say that you're going to love watching these unclassy women going at it. There's about six or seven "ladies" that keep on going back and forth, pulling hair out, showing underwear, punching and screaming. Apparently, the videographer was there at the Tropicana for his birthday, so happy birthday to him. For me the highlights include the Christmas lights, the blonde woman at 2:09 with her weave-in-hand, and the manly woman security guard who finally takes her down. Check the possible hooker nonsense after the jump!

Culture

7 Reasons Why We’re Thankful For Women [He Said / She Said]

Wyatt

As men, we can do just about anything (except bleed for a week straight without dying) a woman can do. That doesn't change the fact that warm, happy feelings are bound to happen when the woman in your life does something for you. Yes, BJs are included in that list of "somethings" but that's not all I'm talking about. Since I've gotten into a sappy holiday mood, I feel inclined to lay out a few of the real reasons that we should take some time and let the ladies know we actually appreciate these "birds." Check them out after the jump!

News

11 Things Men Don’t Need To Know About Women

COED Staff

When it comes to relationships honesty is the best policy but there is such a thing as TMI and FTW to those of you who believe you have to be 100% honest to the point of overbearing. Mystery’s just as exciting and important an element to any kind of relationship, long-term, short-term, monogamous, or poly as intimacy. And really, there are just some things that nobody needs to know. so we’re going to be getting a little grimy. Brace yourself and check out the 11 Things Men Don’t Need To Know About Women.

TV

The Most Influential Ladies On The Planet

Neal Lynch

There are a slew of influences out there in this wet 'n' wild world. Ya got drugs, alcohol, TV, movies, music - just about everything and anything can make an impression on you. We write a lot about those influences and, for me at least, women seem to be the most influential. I'd say 95% of what I do on a daily basis is based on what women want and like. But, which women are the most influential? We're talkin' no questions asked, they yell jump and you say how high. For better or worse, they've got that captivating and/or motivating mojo. Who are they? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT

News

10 Scariest Things A Woman Can Say To You

Charlsie N.

We've all been there: things seem to be going well with your new squeeze and then she says something that makes your alarm bells go off. You disregard it as a one-time incident and it is. Weeks go by and then she says something else that makes you shudder. Rationalizing her comments, you keep on seeing each other. As time starts passing, though, the craziness starts happening more frequently until you realize you're dealing with a stage-5 clinger. If you had only listened to your spidey senses in the first place... check out our list of sayings that should send you running for the hills after the jump!

5 Common Household Items Crooks Use To Steal Your Stuff [LINKS]

Steven Romano

• Five Common Household Items Crooks Use To Steal Your Stuff • Kid Soccer Player Takes A Punch To The Face! • How The Dark Knight Should Have Really Ended • We "Step Up" Our Game With Briana Evigan • Lucy Pinder's Sweet Chesticles • 9 Worst TV/Movie Appearances By Athletes See More Awesome Links!

News

VCU Stuns Kansas to Win Final Four Birth

Steven Romano

• 11th Seeded VCU Stuns Kansas with 71 to 61 Win.

• Doesn't Julian Assange already have his own secret, underground home?

• He Died For Your Flame Broiled Whoppers!

• GOOOAAAL... To The Face

• 28 Vintage Book Club Mailers

• The 7 Most Heroic Con Artists Of All Time

News

It’s A New Semester At Cartoon University [LINKS]

Steven Romano

• Even The Lord Of The Thundercats Gains The "Freshman 15" • Cute Dog Ruins Women's Soccer Match • Maxim Gets Their Hands On The Nintendo 3DS • Charlies Sheen's Bangin' 7 Tracks To Have Sex To • See The Trailer For The "First Horror Film In One Continuous Shot" • 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts See More Awesome Links!

Girls

9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

Steven Romano

• 9 Of Brock's Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments! • The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence • Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers? • Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks • It Takes A Man To Be A Bad Father • Danica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy See More Awesome Links After The Jump

TV

Last Chance To Vote For Nicole In The Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge!

Steven Romano

Things are heating up in the Captain Morgan's BracketMaster Challenge and so far, COED's Morganette Nicole is in Las Vegas among the Elite 8 and has an excellent chance of moving on to the Final Four. But we're not out of the woods (heh, "woods") quite yet and anything can happen - so that's why we urgently need your votes! Voting for the Elite 8 ends Friday at 9PM (EST), so hurry over to bracketmaster.spike.com and fill out your bracket for the chance to win some sweet prizes, and don't forget to vote for our girl, Nicole!

Culture

Decoding Girl Talk [Renata’s Recommendations]

renatasrecos

In this week's edition of Renata's Recommendations, our "chick on the inside" guides us through the secret meanings behind the most common expressions uttered by women. She claims it's as good as having a decoder ring for the female mind. And you don't even have to buy cereal to get one! See Renata's handy dandy breakdown of women's most notoriously misconstrued, misunderstood, and completely missed messages after the jump!

TV

The Craziest Video You’ll See Ever! [VIDEO]

Steven Romano

Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this - 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can't stop - no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself... if losing your mind isn't that big of a deal for you.

Girls

Rihanna’s Bringing Sexy Back to Vogue

Steven Romano

• Rihanna Bends Over Backwards for Vogue • Prof Romeo Von Sexhaver on How To Get The Bitches • Football VS Futbol: Money In The Game (Infographic) • Photos From BroBible and Windows Phone's Epic "From Austin With Love" Party • Old Wonder Woman On The New Wonderman • Greek Soccer Matches Aren't Completely Sh*tty See more links after the jump!

TV

St. Patrick’s Day Links!

Steven Romano

• A Celebration Of "Green" At The Movies • Check Out These Lasses From The Emerald Isles, Boyo • Hot And Sexy Emma Thompson Pictures • 9 Insane Videos Of Soccer Hooligans • Japanese Nuclear Crisis Explained Via Poo • Bring On The Beer: Popeater's Favorite Boozy Ballads • Panama City Break Brawl Includes Angry Chick, Taser, Mace, And A Horse

Girls

Chicks Eating Cherries For National Cherry Month [PICS]

Neal Lynch

February is National Cherry Month! Ah, I remember I went to a pool party a couple years back and I...

News

WTF News Of The Day: Crying Women Suck, Mercedes Penz, and Jelly Belly Hearts

Neal Lynch

Todays' WTF news items feature an explanation for why men hate it when chicks cry, a California man has too much time on his hands, and the inventor of Jelly Belly's new line of gross candy products.

200 Reasons Why Women Have Sex

COED Staff

• The 200 reasons women have sex • 21 awesome ____?! • A home makeover that will rev up your sex life • Is she the most beautiful woman in the world? • 10 ways to have better sex • Yeah....these are all canceled now • A look back at all the best tech of 2010

Girls

Too Hot in the Kitchen: Thanksgiving Edition [105 Photos]

J Bryant

Thanksgiving is here and that means football and food. It's one of the greatest holidays for men because we get to live like kings. While we knock back brewdogs and debate the effectiveness of the Wildcat against the 3-4 defense, the sexier sex aka better halves gather in the kitchen to create a beastly feast worthy of a place far better than our guts. To honor these top chefs, we've compiled the following photo gallery of frickin' hot foodies who know how to whip, beat, blend, bake, chop, peel and mash our senses.

Girls

Smokin’ Hotties Celebrate The Great American Smokeout 2010 [36 Photos]

Chad - OSU

In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of...

Music

Why Do Women Love Josh Groban?

Charlsie N.

Josh Groban released his fifth album, Illuminations, on November 16th, and women are doing what they always do when it comes to Mr. Groban: Going absolutely crazy. While middle-aged women are usually quick to admit their love and devotion to Josh and have probably been playing his Christmas CD from 2007, Noel, since October, his fan base is a lot more expansive than you would think. It doesn't matter if you're 22 or 52, chances are if you have boobs and have ever heard his song "You Raise Me Up," you're probably into him (whether you admit it or not).

TV This Week: A Mixed Bag of Awesome

meredithkreisa

This week's TV schedule brings you comedy, reality, and hard time. So open up your mixed bag of awesome and see what's in store!

What A Woman’s Age Says About Her

agoodnow

Knowing a woman's age is a tremendously helpful indicator of where their head's at. Women are reluctant to give up this number once it reaches a certain level and that'll inhibit your ability to effectively navigate. Face it, women are vulnerable. The more intel you have on one, the more "damage" you could do to them (at least, in their eyes). Here's a field guide covering the various stages of womanhood. Pamela Anderson will serve as our subject.

COED Exclusive: Saving Abel’s Sex Advice

ccipollini

Hot on the heels of their latest hit release - Miss America - the Mississippi rockers known as Saving Abel decided to offer COED an exclusive. Not an unreleased track nor a typical interview, but something a little different. Members Jared Weeks, Jason Null, Scott Bartlett, Eric Taylor and Blake Dixon collectively put their own spin on what drives a woman "crazy" in bed. The key word here being "crazy". You won't find any of this advice in Cosmo, that's for sure...

15 Actors Who Should Star In The Expendables 2

lukeshow24

After the early success of The Expendables, it's only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who've cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

7 Cocky Douches That Guys Love to Hate

lukeshow24

Guys love to hate celebrities for one stupid reason or another. Sometimes it's because our wives or girlfriends have a crush on them or sometimes it's because they're overrated, untalented nobodies who people obsesses over for no reason. Either way, we can all agree that cocky douchebags are the worst celebrities of them all, well, other than the non-celebrity celebrities (I'm talking to you, Jersey Shore). Here's a list of the cocky douches that we love to hate.

5 Things to Say to Make a Woman Want You

chanelsjvc

Forget corny pick-up lines and forget wasting your money on buying a potential hook-up a drink. You're a COED man and you shouldn't have to go around a bar begging girls to go home with you. Instead, take our advice, and you'll have all the women you meet dying to sleep with you. Let's just hope that she can keep it her in her pants until you find a bed.

What Your Girlfriend Really Thinks About Sex

Igor Derysh

As men, we rarely know what women are thinking, at all. And when it comes to sex we are even more in the dark. Of course, it doesn't help that the female mind is constantly calculating, trying to figure out the "right" thing to say, no matter what it does for your relationship. So to take the bag off your head, here are five things your girlfriend might say that should throw up some serious red flags.

5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Hate On All-Men’s Colleges

Charlsie N.

Once upon a time, men's colleges existed all over the United States. Now, only a few remain. While some may view these as traditions that belong in the past, others feel like benefits from a single sex education. Here's five reasons why you shouldn't cancel schools like Wasbash College, Hampden-Sydney College, and Morehouse College (and even boarding schools for those of you still in high school) off your list.

5 Reasons You’re Not Dating Smarter Women

Igor Derysh

Let's face it, try as we might, most of us get stuck across the table from a date who does not know CNN from MTV. The truth is, it's not the fault of the girl with the bleach blonde hair and fake boobs, it's yours! Here are five reasons you aren't dating women with an IQ higher than their age.

10 Signs You’re Going To Get Lucky

Travis Pulver

Guys lie about sex; it’s just something we do. Why? Probably because we would otherwise have to admit how often we strike out. If we were actually honest with each other then we would not be able to bust our friends when they try to lie about their prowess. Trouble is we all know that women want sex just as much as we do. Secretly down deep inside there is an inner freak in every woman that will not mind that you made that sex tape. However, even when the prize is getting to have sex many of us are too cowardly to even try to pick girls up. If you look carefully on your next date though, you will see signs that you are about to get lucky.

10 Pre-2000′s Movies Every Guy Must See

lukeshow24

Sequels, Remakes, Reboots and "Reimaginationings" have been Hollywood's bread and butter over the past decade, however movies like 2008's Rambo and Alien vs. Predator wouldn't exist without the original classics from the decades before it. If you're a guy and haven't seen these movies, you better speed, shoot, fight or explode yourself to your local Blockbuster, add them to your Netflix Queue or find them on eBay because they're all must sees.

8 Reasons Men REALLY Have Sex

Pat - Boston College

If you happened to check out CollegeCandy recently, you may have noticed a post entitled The 200+ Reasons Women Have Sex...and the 3 Reasons Men Do. The article's author, a woman named Brittany, states quite succinctly that men only have sex for three reasons. Surprisingly we disagree.

The Gorgeous Girls of G4TV Invade Comic-Con 2010

J Bryant

Nerds, geeks, and superheroes alike all agree that Comic-Con outdid itself this year. And it wouldn't have been complete without the gorgeous girls of G4 TV making an appearance. If you didn't get a chance to go to Comic-Con or see G4's live broadcast, you can catch up on all the girl action here. We guarantee it's better than any video game.

Too Hot in the Kitchen 2010: 105 Homemaking Hotties

J Bryant

Temperatures are heating up across the country, which means that turning on a kitchen oven can make things quite toasty. So what's an amateur chef to do? Why take off all her clothes and throw on an apron of course! Nothing says modern and sexually-emancipated like a naked woman bending over a hot stove.

2010 Koobzie (a.k.a. the Boob Koozie)

COED Staff

No two things in this world go together better than beer and boobs. Hell, the entire strip club industry is built on this fact. So we'd like to introduce to you the 'koobzie' (aka the boob koozie), which is when clever girls use their boobs to hold their beers. We're not exactly sure why they do this, but regardless, it has to be one of the most ingenious things we've ever seen. Now, if only they'd start selling these at truck stops, then we'd be happy...

40 Flexibly Foxy Yoga Babes

COED Staff

We know yoga doesn't really have anything to do with sex, but there's just something about a woman bending into impossible positions while wearing tight, skimpy outfits (if anything at all) that screams "Let's get naked and do it!" And after checking out this sexy selection of fantastically flexible yoga babes, we know you'll agree.

Beware The Boob Stare 2010 [112 Photos]

J Bryant

Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they’re in our vicinity....

5 Ways To Tell If A Girl Wants To Hook Up

Blake

Dates aren't the easiest things in the world for guys. Girls are extremely complicated and, often times, throw mixed signals. How can you tell if she wants to hook up with you at the end of the date (or more realistically sloppy bar night)? To be honest, there's no definitive way to tell. But, here are five cues that could potentially help you from getting embarrassingly denied.

Get Back in the Game

COED Staff

• Get back in the game • If this is true, another celeb is about to die • The best place to meet women • She was fired for being too hot • Who is a bigger freak? Her or Him? • Who knew Lebanese women were so sexy?! • Alcohol kills, cannabis cures

13 Facts About Women…Men Forget

COED Staff

Women confuse men. That’s a given. But it’s not because we don’t learn from our past relationships; we just forget...

What It’s Like To Have Stoned Sex

COED Staff

Getting high and having sex: the best of both worlds. Right? Not if you get paranoid. Take heed, toke and pokers here is a firsthand account of what it's like to do the deed when your smokin' weed..

Wedgies of the AVP Volleyball Tour: Beach Volleyball Butts [44 PHOTOS]

J Bryant

No one appreciates beach volleyball butts quite like COED. From the the Girls of Olympic Beach Volleyball to the Ass-ential Beach Volleyball collection, we’ve always brought you the best butts from this insanely hot sport. And this year we're digging deeper into everything that the AVP Crocs Beach volleyball Tour has to offer.

10 Things I Want To Tell Every Lady

COED Staff

Hi. It's me, Man. How are things? Probably not so good — that's been the general gist of human history, best I can tell from every conversation your and my kind have matched wits for during the last few hundred thousand years. Am I right? You won't admit it, but I knew it. I'm not dumb; I figure it's something we stupid men did. So instead of fighting, I'm just gonna lay a few things out for you, on behalf of every other man that ever existed. I'm not dumb; I figure it's something or other we stupid men did. So on behalf of all other men everywhere, here's a list of ten things we just gotta tell you. I'm sure you won't listen, but you're always saying I never want to talk, so here goes nothing.

Men Everywhere Unite to Keep the Toilet Seat Up!

COED Staff

Askmen.com is going where no other men have dared to go before. As part of their Male Rebellion Series, they're asking, no they're demanding, that their wives, girlfriends, and Craiglist's escorts stop making them put the toilet seat down.

Who Will Be Cast As The Next Wonder Woman?

avinashaunaruth

The latest remake of Wonder Woman is rumored to be hitting theaters in 2011. With no actresses confirmed to play the lead role we have put together a list of actresses who should be considered.

The 10 Hottest Girls Of The 2010 Winter Olympics

asterioskokkinos

All rise for the presentation of our national beauties! The Olympics are good for two things – watching America grab...

Real Video Game Vixens

COED Staff

Many talk about video game vixens like Lara Croft and other make-believe hotties created by some sweaty coder in a...

Top Twelve Women of the Apocalypse

Brian Griffiths

Are bombs dropping all around you? Did your ex-girlfriend just try to take a bite out of you? Well, looks like you're in trouble bud, but here's twelve ladies to help you through it.

Drunk X-mas Party Girls 2009

J Bryant

‘Tis the season of giving…and, apparently, getting drunk and half-naked! I mean, if you think about it, all the pressure to get the right gifts, not blow all your cash and deal with your annoying parents can make a person a little uptight. And nothing cures uptight like downing a bottle of spiced rum and stripping down to your pink skivvies with all your super-sexy friends. At least according to these festive hotties. And something tells us we should trust them…

Smokin’ Hotties Celebrate National Smokeout Day 2009!

COED Staff

Today is the 34th annual American Cancer Society's Great American Smokeout so it is safe to assume the first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

Snakes on a Dame [80 Photos]

COED Staff

From Adam & Eve to Samuel L. Jackson, humans and snakes have had a contentious relationship. But throw on on a half-naked chick, and it changes everything. Instead of being creepy, haunting creatures feared by all, they're a hot accessory that make the chick seem dangerous and extra sexy. Not that we want our girlfriends carrying around 9-foot pythons or anything. Wait, yes we do... 

Beware The Boob Stare [104 Photos]

COED Staff

Like it or not, ladies, it is IMPOSSIBLE for guys to not look at boobs when they're in our vicinity. No matter how hard we try, our brain is screaming for us too look down and catch as long a glimpse of those puppies as possible. And when we get a really good look, it can totally make our day. But fellas, beware of the boob stare - these days, somebody probably has a camera pointed right at you...

Thank You Shaq For Beach Volleyball Butts [PICS]

J Bryant

We made a vow here at COED to stay far away from the ridiculousness that is Shaq's Big Challenge. But when the backsides of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh were pushing up against the inside of my flatscreen while flipping across ABC, all I could do was watch. Great television? No. Great opportunity to pay tribute to the butts of The Greatest Sport on Earth? Absolutely.