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Jul 26, 2017

USA vs Jamaica Live Stream: Watch Gold Cup Final Online

The United States Men’s soccer team has reached the finals of the Gold Cup after coming in fourth place in...

Apr 13, 2017

In Case You’re Curious How Hard We Bodied ISIS Today, Here’s An Explanation Of The Bomb We Used

So, America bombed the hell out of some ISIS clowns who were hanging out in the hills of Afghanistan. For...

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Jan 26, 2017

FedEx Driver Literally Fire Extinguishes Entire Group Of Protestors, Saves American Flag

Listen, I’m going to be straight up: I consider myself to be a liberal, but it’s these kinds of people...

Sep 8, 2016

Ryan Lochte’s Response To His 10-Month Suspension Is Lochte AF

Lochte’s had a rough couple of weeks. If you don’t know why, then I don’t even know why you clicked...

Sep 7, 2016

US Forces Taunting ISIS After They Blow Them To Hell Is Today’s Daily Dose Of America

Gotta admit, I needed this one this morning. Yesterday, the day after Labor Day, is notorious for being one of...

Aug 25, 2016

Ryan Lochte Already Making Comeback, Offered Adult Toy Sponsorship, Will Be On Dancing With The Stars

  A lot of people are hating on Ryan Lochte these days, and rightfully so. The dude royally f*cked up....

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Aug 16, 2016

WATCH: USA vs Japan Live Stream Olympic Basketball

The United States Women’s National Basketball team will play against Japan in the quarterfinals of the Olympics tonight at 5:45...

USMNT Announces The Names of the 23 Players Who Will Win Gold Cup

The USMNT’s Gold Cup 2015 roster has been announced and we’re liking the look of the 23 men Jurgen Klinsmann’s...

Jun 23, 2015

USA vs. Colombia Livestream: How To Watch Game Online

Looking for how to watch the USA vs. Colombia livestream? You’re in the right place. Learn how to watch the...

Jun 22, 2015

WATCH: Is This The Hottest USA Soccer Superfan Ever?!?

The US Women’s World Cup Soccer Team looked great Tuesday night as they finished off Nigeria 1-0 in the final...

Jun 16, 2015

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Jul 1, 2014

The Best Of Sexy USA Soccer Fans On Instagram… Part 2 [70 PHOTOS]

The USMNT takes on their toughest challenge in the 2014 World Cup when they play Belgium today at 4:00 PM...

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Jun 26, 2014

The 30 Most Awesomely A’Murican GIFs of All-Time

Is there any doubt that there’s no one more patriotic than Americans? Obviously we’re using these celebratory GIFs to congratulate...

Sep 11, 2013

Reshma Shetty On Royal Pains [See Her Tonight]

Tune in tonight to check out the gorgeous Reshma Shetty on an all new Royal Pains on USA.

Jul 25, 2013

Alona Tal On Burn Notice [See Her Tonight]

Make the right choice this evening and tune in to gaze at the beautiful Alona Tal on an all new Burn Notice.

Jun 3, 2013

8 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [June 3rd – June 6th]

You may have spent your weekend drinking the Playboy Mansion’s entire stock of 20-year-old scotch and puking your guts out...

May 12, 2013

The Last Day Of Dudes Hitting Each Other With Heavy Swords Tournament [PHOTOS]

We’re talking about the Battle of the Nations full contact medieval combat tournament, of course...

May 11, 2013

Battle of the Nations Saturday Coverage [VIDEO]

The knights are getting into some 5 on 5 combat today...

May 10, 2013

Battle Of The Nations Friday Coverage [VIDEO]

In case you weren’t aware of it, you can dress like a medieval knight and beat the piss out of...

Apr 24, 2013

See Her Tonight [Maggie Lawson On PSYCH]

Pick up your mid-week by tuning in to see the beautiful Maggie Lawson on an all new Psych.

Mar 6, 2013

See Her Tonight [Parminder Nagra on PSYCH]

You need to get through the middle of the week in style by checking out the beauty that is Parminder Nagra on the very underrated show, Psych.

Dec 20, 2012

See Her Tonight [Gabrielle Anwar On BURN NOTICE]

Nothing sexier than a beautiful woman who knows how to handle herself with a gun, make bombs from paperclips and...

Nov 6, 2012

20 Things You Didn’t Know About The White House

The 2012 election has been one of the most hyped in history. We’ve been hearing about both these candidate for...

Aug 19, 2012

Brittany Ishibashi [See Her Tonight on POLITICAL ANIMALS]

21 pics! We thought it was a miniseries, but tonight's Political Animals is pushed as a season finale after six whole episodes. Maybe we'll get another season with Brittany Ishibashi as a gal marrying into a political dynasty. She's had our vote as a real crowdpleaser ever since she showed up on Supernatural as part of a reality-show ghostbusting team. Now check out some pics that'll get you pulling your own lever for this hot babe with a big future...

Aug 16, 2012

Angélica Celaya [See Her Tonight on BURN NOTICE]

30 pics! It looks like there's no more women's prison action on Burn Notice—but there is a breakout with Angélica Celaya guesting on tonight's episode. It's the first mainstream American appearance by this cultish Colombian beauty She's already made some big leaps from dancer to model to actress, and we've got pics that'll prove she's ready to move on to international stardom...

Aug 9, 2012

Sexy Soccer Superfans: USA vs Japan [PHOTOS]

After this week’s earlier victory against Canada, the stage is set for a Women’s World Cup rematch as the United...

Aug 7, 2012

[PHOTOS] Kessy / Ross Vs. May-Treanor / Walsh: All-American Beach Volleyball Gold Medal Showdown

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got a first in women’s beach volleyball. With Jennifer Kessy and April Ross’s victory over the...

Aug 2, 2012

Susan Francia USA Olympic Rowing Team Has A Gold-Medal Bod! [28 PHOTOS]

The USA Olympic Rowing Team has won the gold in the 2012 London Olympics—and it couldn’t have hurt to have...

Aug 1, 2012

USA Swimmer Lauren Perdue Turns Down Lebron James Date [19 PHOTOS]

Guess who isn’t getting laid at the Olympics! Why, that would be Mr. Lebron James—who, to be fair, may not...

Aug 1, 2012

Amanda Detner [See Her Tonight on NECESSARY ROUGHNESS]

21 pics! She stepped in front of a bus and into film history in the first Final Destination—although some guys had already discovered Amanda Detner as a beauty queen in the 1999 comedy Drop Dead Gorgeous. Now she has a recurring role on the psych-sports dramedy Necessary Roughness. Try to avoid roughing yourself up while checking out this very necessary gallery of a very hot gal...

Jul 26, 2012

Sheena Colette [See Her Tonight on BURN NOTICE]

35 pics! There are a few gals we love who can't seem to break out into major roles, with Sheena Colette at the top of our list. We first noticed this offbeat beauty as a hot FBI agent always showing up in the background on the USA network's White Collar. Now you can catch Sheena as a call girl on Burn Notice, and catch even more of her in some pretty wild pics...

Jun 21, 2012

Taryn Manning [See Her Tonight on BURN NOTICE]

22 pics! Burn Notice isn't the show it started as--but at least Season Six features a story line in a women's prison. The character of Fiona (played by Gabrielle Anwar) is behind bars, and she's hopefully sharing the showers with gals like guest star Taryn Manning. Check out these burning pics, along with Taryn's turn as a desperado in Butch Walker's "The Weight of Her"...

Jun 20, 2012

Mekia Cox [See Her Tonight on NECESSARY ROUGHNESS]

15 pics! It's not easy to make psychotherapy glamorous, but Mekia Cox is helping out tonight on the USA Network's Necessary Roughness. You have to make time for Mekia when you can, too, since this gal isn't working nearly enough. Mekia has still enjoyed a pretty amazing career since being showcased as one of Michael Jackson's dancers in the concert film This Is It. You'll want to tune in tonight--but first check out some pics that'll get you manhandling yourself...

Jun 15, 2012

Lindy Booth [See Her Tonight On FAIRLY LEGAL]

14 pics! It's a big gamble staying in for tonight's episode of Fairly Legal. Will the lovely Lindy Booth actually be part of the lesbian couple that's a big part of tonight's show? Or will Lindy be playing some other character, and we'll just be wishing she was part of the lesbian couple that's a big part of tonight's show? All we know is that we helped an old lady across the street earlier this week, so God owes us one--and you'll feel blessed after you check out these pics...

Jun 14, 2012

Natalie Krill [See Her Tonight on SUITS]

14 pics! Tonight's season premiere of Suits doesn't have the buzz of the new season of USA's Burn Notice, but it does have Natalie Krill--which puts our suits on notice that our zippers are about to start burning. This Canadian cutie started her career by stealing scenes in the little-known hockey soap opera M.V.P. Now we're hoping for a recurring role as Natalie shows up as a character who's related to the founders of the firm where the Suits cast works. Tune in tonight, but first check out some shots that'll have your suit pants firming up...

Jun 4, 2012

Olivia Culpo is the New Miss USA–So, You Know, Happy Monday! [PHOTOS]

14 pics! Some people chose a new Miss USA last night. They got it right, too. Just take a look at Olivia Culpo. She made Rhode Island proud as an incredible local specimen, and now she'll be representing America in the Miss Universe pageant. We've never felt more comfortable in our natural superiority. Check out these pics, and you'll be getting comfortable yourself...

Mar 2, 2012

These 4 Factors Will Land You On America’s Drunkest Cities List

What did your town ever accomplish? Thanks to a recent list published by The Daily Beast, the lucky citizens of 25 American cities can brag about the incredible honor of living in the most intoxicated locations in the country. While the study was based on the average number of alcoholic drinks consumed per month, it's more than fair to speculate about what these cities have in common. In other words, what elevates a city from one filled with abstainers and social drinkers to one known for its valiant feats of imbibing? Click to find out the determining factors.

Mar 1, 2012

Does Italy or the USA Have More Beautiful Game? [PHOTOS, POLL]

On Wednesday, the US Men’s National Soccer Team played against Italy in an international friendly. Even if you don’t give...

Jul 22, 2011

60 Pics of Patriotic Hotties Showin’ Off Red, White, and Boob For Captain America

The highly anticipated release of Captain America: The First Avenger is finally upon us and though many countries tried to block its distribution or change its name, Marvel's real American hero is poised to break all kinds of records at the box office. As we told you in Wrap It Up, there's a teaser trailer for The Avengers after Captain America's credits roll, so be on the lookout for that. In the meantime, to get you amped for what could be THE superhero film of the summer, we've rallied the truly choice troops donning red, white, and blue into a gallery that does Ol' Glory right. Check out the pics of Patriotic Hotties after the jump.

Jul 4, 2011

America F#%K YEAH! 25 Ultra Patriotic Demotivational Posters

This is America: home of the brave, land of the free. This country needs no more motivation than we already have. In fact, we have so much f*cking swagger going on that we can afford to lose some. Don't worry, we won't though, because: (see the first three words). Osama, how do these 25 awesome demotivational posters look to you right now? They might be hard to see at the bottom of the ocean through your lifeless eyeballs. Happy 4th of July, everyone! God Bless America and our troops! Check out the patriotic posters after the jump.

Feb 15, 2011

The Girls of Sports Illustrated’s 2011 Model Search [8 Galleries]

Throughout all this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue madness, we tend to lose sight of the newcomers, the rookies, the n00bz who are poised to become the next big things in swimsuit wearing. So, with everyone drooling over Irina and some of the other vets (and rightfully so), we decided to shine the spotlight on the 8 women competing for a spot in the 2012 issue in SI’s Model Search : Catrinel Menghia, Elena Baguci, Elisandra Tomacheski, Tamiris Souza Freitas, Kasia Gogolkiewicz, Jessica Perez, and Jasmine Tookes.

Jan 17, 2011

Skins, American Idol, and Spartacus [TV THIS WEEK]

This week's viewing schedule is jam-packed with action, adventure, and bad vocals. There are some new shows premiering this week as well as some old favorites returning. So warm up your channel-changing thumb and get ready for some action!

Dec 20, 2010

TV This Week: Money Drop, Yin Yang, American Ninjas, and Doctor Who?

This week in TV brings you a few treats to jingle your bells. Prepare for a series premiere, two season finales, and...Doctor Who Christmas! We're putting these shows on our nice list.

Dec 13, 2010

Very Special Finales and Kinda Special Specials [TV THIS WEEK]

It's that time of year again - the most wonderful time of the year featuring a whole lotta finales and holiday specials.

Nov 8, 2010

TV This Week: Sexpos, Comedy, and Action

There are great things in store this week. Learn how to dodge the government, watch a sex expo, or get...

Oct 11, 2010

Columbus Day Threeway: USA vs Italy vs Spain Model Showdown

Happy Columbus Day, e'erybody! Last year, we proudly hailed Spain's Sexiest Discoveries. This year, we celebrate the day on which an Italian discovered "America" for Spain with another edition of our popular showdown. Normally, we pit one party against another, but for this special occasion, we're goin' all Three's Company on yer ass! That's right, women from Italy, Spain, and the good ol' US of A face off to lay claim to hottest Columbus Day descendants. Let's set sail for sexiness!

Sep 13, 2010

TV This Week: Awesome Premieres and Finales

To quote the great Justin Bieber, "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah." This week will have television fans echoing these deep and complex emotions of the pre-pubescent pop star. There is plenty to tune in to this week, with lots of exciting premieres and gripping finales. Turn on your TV and start watching!

Sep 7, 2010

TV This Week: Premieres, Finales, and Specials: September 7th

HBO is rolling out its finales this week, so brace yourself for a busy night on Sunday! But HBO isn't the only game in town this week. There are many other delightful premieres and finales scheduled, so tune in for a jam-packed week of awesomeness.

Jul 12, 2010

TV This Week: Syfy and USA Premieres Galore

USA and Syfy are rolling out plenty of new shows this week. While USA and Syfy dominate this week's schedule, there are still plenty of other goodies, too. So check out what this week has to offer!

Jun 28, 2010

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 28 [240 Photos]

Still laying in bed in a drunken stupor over the fact that the US Team didn't pull a 1980s Miracle? Well cheer up because even though we're out of the World Cup doesn't mean that we're out of amazing photos of sexy superfans. So show your true American colors by spending your Monday at work checking out hot chicks.

Jun 22, 2010

USA Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup [63 Photos]

The U.S fans have more than made up for the fact that they never watched soccer before the World Cup. The fans are looking more patriotic than ever and we're pretty sure these latest superfan photos will blow the competition out of the water. So get out your vuvuzela, throw away your drafted letter to get that ref fired, and get ready to call in sick to work tomorrow to help cheer on the U.S Soccer Team.

Jun 21, 2010

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the 2010 World Cup: June 21 [76 Photos]

The vuvuzelas aren't the only things getting a rise out of us at the 2010 World Cup. The sexy superfans are also continuing to get us hot and bothered every time we turn on the TV. So hot and bothered that we debated emptying out our bank accounts just to buy the plane tickets to see these super fine fans in person, But decided to spend the the entire day looking at these amazing photos of the sexiest superfans instead.

Jun 18, 2010

2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babe Bonanza: Chinese Edition [32 Photos]

The action keeps heating up in the 2010 FIFA World Cup and everyone is doing their part cheering on their country's team. But what if your country sucks at playing soccer... like China? Well, do what these gorgeous Chinese models have done and give your body to the World Cup. No, we're not talking about prostitution. We're talking about using bodypaint to let everyone know exactly what team you're cheering for. Because nothing says I'll do whatever it takes to be involved in the excitement like painting yourself with pride.

Jun 15, 2010

COED’s Guide to Naked 2010 World Cup WAGS: Part 1

What's hotter than the sexy superfans cheering on their teams? How about photos of barely-clothed WAGS posing seductively for the camera? While their husbands are hard at work trying to bring home a trophy for their respective countries, we'll be sure to keep an eye on their wives and girlfriends. Because there's nothing we like more than a woman who knows how to make sure that her significant other doesn't get all the attention.

Jun 15, 2010

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 FIFA World Cup: June 15th [85 Photos]

The competition during the games isn't the only thing heating up at the World Cup. The Sexy Superfans are getting hotter by the day and we're having some major trouble deciding which country has the sexiest fans. The only thing we did figure out was that it doesn't matter which teams win, because as long as these smoking hot photos keep surfacing, we're all going home feeling like champions.

Jun 14, 2010

2010 World Cup Bodypaint Babes: Germany Vs. Australia

While you were prepping for the World Cup by buying a 3D TV and frantically googling the rules of soccer, erotic actress from Germany and Australia were psyching up their countries by posing nude. The super sexy models weren't hiding their team spirit when they decked themselves out in patriotic body paint. Which country had the sexier models? You'll have to decide that for yourself.

Jun 10, 2010

Sexy Soccer Superfans of the South Africa 2010 World Cup [300 Photos]

Remember the last time you went to a big sporting event and the female fans went all out by showing their team spirit in every which way possible? No? Well that's probably because you were stuck in America where women throw on a baseball hat and quietly cheer for their team. Not so at the 2010 World Cup where women deck themselves out in team spirit and show us the true meaning of a sexy superfan.

Jun 3, 2010

The 10 Summer Shows You Have to Watch

This summer is hot. Maybe outside, too, but let's face facts: it's what's inside that counts. And this summer's television schedule is sure to heat up your screen. Dates and times are subject to change, so check your local listings.

Apr 11, 2010

8 Sports Americans Have No Idea How to Play

Sure, Americans may dominate football, baseball, and basketball. But there are at least eight sports that Americans can hardly play at all...or to put it bluntly, they suck at playing. Take a look at the sports that most Americans will never be good enough to play professionally.

Jan 21, 2010

Do You Believe France is World’s Best Place to Live?? United States Drops to #7!?!

Cartman did not take the news well, and prompty kicked the crap out of a French Kid Ernest Hemingway did...

Dec 7, 2009

World Cup 2010 Draw Results: Sexy Superfan Edition

Four years is a long time, but the wait has been well worth it. Next Friday kicks off the 2010...

Feb 16, 2009

Riley Takes Colangelo to the House

Pat Riley masterminded a brilliant trade as the Miami Heat traded Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks to the Toronto Raptors for Jermaine O'Neal, Jamario Moon, and a lottery-protected first round draft pick. Basically he dominated former NBA Executive of the Year, Bryan Colangelo, and now has a team that can make some waves in the East this postseason...

Dec 8, 2008

3 Reasons Barack Obama is No Keanu Reeves

With trailers popping up for his new movie The Day the Earth Stood Still pending release on December 12, we...

Nov 7, 2008

Is Iverson The Answer For Detroit? AI Set To Debut This Weekend

In shocking news out of the NBA earlier this week, the Detroit Pistons traded Chauncey Billups, Antonio McDyess, and Chiekh...

Sep 19, 2008

Mavs Might Regret Passing on Howard for Artest Deal

We are nearing the point where a Josh Howard for Ron Artest swap would have been a character upgrade for...

Aug 23, 2008

Obama…Biden…Vice President…Right Choice?

We think so. Not that our word is worth jack – we know chicks, boobs, liquor and sports…and we know...

Aug 13, 2008

The Top 9 US Olympic Athlete Producing Colleges

If you’re anything like us, you’ve been sitting around on the couch, watching the best athletes in the world compete...

Aug 13, 2008

The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone

Despite her tragic falls last night in the fight for the gold against the uber-jail-bait Chinese gymnastics team (who won),...

Jul 13, 2008

The Top 9 US Olympic Athlete Producing Colleges: #1

#1 Stanford University Number of 2008 Olympians: 31 This place is more an Olympian-making machine than a school. If you’re...

Jul 13, 2008

The Top 9 US Olympic Athlete Producing Colleges: (4-6)

#6 University of North Carolina Number of 2008 Olympians: 14 Sunny North Carolina owns the U.S. women’s field hockey team,...

Jul 13, 2008

The Top 9 US Olympic Athlete Producing Colleges: (2-3)

#3 The University of California – Los Angeles Number of Olympians: 17 In addition to providing 17 members of Team...

Jun 11, 2008

US Announces Roster For Sunday’s World Cup Qualifying Game

It’s World Cup qualifying season, and the US has just announced their roster for this Sunday’s (5PM, ESPN2) qualifying game...

Dec 5, 2007

These College Campuses Are U-G-L-Y!

Campus Squeeze recently put out a list of “The 20 Ugliest Colleges in the USA” as a follow up to...

Oct 17, 2007

The Daily Shocker: World War III

President George W. Bush, in a last-minute attempt to drum up some sort of approval, states that if Iran goes...