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Mar 28, 2019

The Only Way 'Game Of Thrones' Should End Is With The End Of The World

When Game Of Thrones began, the whole appeal and promise of the show were what’s to come. The battles. The...

Jul 20, 2018

The NFL Will Be Extinct Within 50 Years

While I grew up playing soccer, like most of you, I grew up watching football — the American kind. By...

Jun 15, 2017

Otto Warmbier Dug His Own Grave

When you’re a kid, the forbidden is intoxicating. Hell, even when you’re adult, the desire remains the same. There is...

KFC Is The Latest Fast Food Joint To Commit A Crime Against Humanity With The 'Chizza'

Look, I love fast food just as much as the next drunk guy. I’ll get a bowl from Qdoba, the...

Feb 9, 2017

Why The 5 Day Work Week Will (Hopefully) Die With Generation X

I’ve been working at COED for almost a year now, but I’ve only been a full-time, staff employee, for about...

Jun 8, 2016

Steph Curry Is Turning Into A Douchebag Right In Front Of Our Eyes

  Raise your hand if you’ve heard one of these following quotes before: “He’s so short!” “But he wasn’t highly...

Jun 7, 2016

Jun 3, 2016

I Just Finished My First Week Of Adulthood And WTF Where Did My Life Go And What Do I Do Now?!

You ever wake up in the morning and ask yourself, “Where the hell did the last 23 years go?” Yeah,...

Jun 6, 2012

The 8 Least Sexy Things Men Don’t Like About Women

Ladies, I know that you’re all feeling pretty good about yourselves after last week’s piece about the 10 Sexiest Things...