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Seth MacFarlane Hosting SNL and Charlie Sheen Gets 90 More Episodes [COMEDY NEWS]

David Elmaleh

Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally...

HBO Orders New Pilot and Martin Sheen Coming To FX [COMEDY NEWS]

David Elmaleh

Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally...

Jeff Ross Roast America: DVD Available August 14

harmonleon

Jeff Ross (“King of Roasting”) is a man of action. Not only is he appearing this month on the Roast...

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20 Comedians and Comedy Actors Who Dropped Out Of School

David Elmaleh

Who says having an incredible education is the only way to find fame and fortune on this planet? From Steve...

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Noureen DeWulf [See Her Tonight on ANGER MANAGEMENT]

JRT

28 pics + video! Have you heard about this TV show called Anger Management? It stars the reclusive Charlie Sheen. Say what you will about the guy, but he knows how to cast a sitcom. We were so happy to learn the show had gals like Selma Blair and Shawnee Smith that we completely missed that Noureen DeWulf is a regular. Don't miss out on this amazing gallery--plus video of Noureen's fun lesbian lust!

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Catrinel Menghia Is Back in New FIAT 500 Abarth Commercial [VIDEO]

Neal Lynch

One of the few Super Bowl commercials that definitely has some legs (in more ways than one) is the FIAT...

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Charlie Sheen’s 20 Hottest Hookups [POLL]

Scott CU - Boulder

We've been looking forward to the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen ever since it was announced, however, it seems Charlie's backed off his near year-long, high-octane rampage over trolls. His 'best wishes' mini-speech at the Emmys indicates that maybe Sheen really had overdosed on Sheen; that sanity had been restored and the haggard, wild-eyed man who housed goddesses was now turning over a new leaf. While we understand it's humanly impossible to keep up "the crazy train" forever, we'd like to pay homage to a man who might've paid for a lot of p*ssy but still got a fair amount of fine trim free of charge. Check out our list of his hottest hookups after the jump.

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Jeffrey Ross’s Most Outrageous Roasts [VIDEOS]

Neal Lynch

September 13th is Jeffrey Ross's birthday. The current New York Friars' Club "Roastmaster General" has been a roaster for the last 8 Comedy Central Roasts. In my mind, the last great insult comic was Don Rickles. Many believe he (begrudgingly) passed the torch to Ross, who manages to stick, jab, and uppercut with vitriolic barbs that sneak attack its victims simply because of his looks and delivery. While Rickles was a bulldog, Ross is like a basset hound. Anyway, to celebrate his grand entry to the stage known as life and to get you pumped for what is sure to be another classic skewering on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th, we've pulled together some of his best roasts. Check 'em out after the jump.

Wrap It Up: The West Memphis 3 Are Free Edition

Neal Lynch

In today's edition of Wrap It Up, the West Memphis 3 (three men convicted of murdering boy scouts and receiving the death sentence and life imprisonment) were released from prison, Christine O'Donnell uses witchcraft to convince you she's not a witch, the 10 sluttiest cities in America are outed, a former Raiders cheerleader turned cop sues over sexual harassment (she's HOT!), Burger King's creepy mascot retired, Germany made the Facebook 'like' button illegal, Forbes releases its list of the highest paid players in the NFL, Charlie Sheen bitches out Simon Rex (MTV VJ turned rapper), new trailers for Machine Gun Preacher and Ghost Rider 2 and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

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11 Funniest Videos from Funny or Die (So Far) [POLL]

Thomas - LSU

Will Ferrell is a comedic genius. Many will agree while some others think he’s just plain stupid. Well, those few...

Wrap It Up: Notorious B.I.G.’s Murder Accomplice Confessed Edition

Neal Lynch

In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we look at an accomplice in Biggie Smalls' murder coming forward, Entenmann's cooking up a pretty edgy tweet to capitalize on the Casey Anthony not guilty verdict, Fox News reporting Obama's dead, a crazy rally between senior citizens at Wimbledon, a drunk Brewers fan falling down stairs then pissing himself, Audrina Patridge in FHM, JWoww in lingerie for Maxim, Kobayashi crushing Joey Chestnut, Charlie Sheen's Comedy Central Roast, penis size, underrated women, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

Wrap It Up: Quentin Tarantino Got A Beej Edition

Neal Lynch

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature where we highlight the internet's top pics, vids, stories, and headlines for the day. Today's items include the identity of Quentin Tarantino's toe suckee revealed, the King of Pop giving a teeny bopper boy band member cocaine, MySpace selling out, a battle of the WAGs, a battle of the trailer mash-ups, NFLers wearing Superman snuggies, Louis CK explaining farts, the new Lenny Kravitz meme, James Franco's first music video, and much more than meets the eye. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

Wrap It Up: The LA Dodgers Are Bankrupt Edition

Neal Lynch

Wrap It Up is COED's end of the day feature in which we highlight the day's best, buzzworthy, most WTF pics, vids, stories, and headlines on the internet. Today's items feature the Dodgers going broke, Jose Canseco getting ejected, Michael Jackson's Thriller jacket 7 figure price tag, Billy the Kid's only known photograph selling for 7 figures, a drunk woman spraying breast milk at cops, Karen Gillan stumbling through hotel hallways nude, Rosario Dawson planking, the Shannon Twins mesh dresses, Sara Jean Underwood's bikini, Charlie Sheen goddess-less, the whitest colleges in America, gay pride and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump!

Wrap It Up: Krispi Kreme Is Your Sweet Denver Treat Edition

Neal Lynch

Wrap It Up is COED's end of the day daily feature in which we show you the day's top pics, vids, posts, and stories from the internet. Today's items include a Colorado escort who calls herself "Krispi Kreme, your sweet Denver treat", Justin Bieber doing David Letterman's top ten before getting attacked by some old guy, Erin Andrews flipping out on a 12 year old who asked for her autograph, Whitey Bulger getting arrested, the Manning Brothers becoming Football Cops, David Hasselhoff eating David Hasselfhoff, the Charlie Sheen mask, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

The Office Really Hates F#@%ing Jedi [VIDEO]

Neal Lynch

• The Force really pisses off the office (Heavy) • Christy Turlington sweats through her hoo-ha A LOT (Barstool Sports) • 5 classic senior pranks (College Humor) • Cintia Dicker models bikinis for Victoria’s Secret (Guyism) • 25 funny senior class yearbook photos (theCHIVE) • Vancouver Canucks flasher has a face, we need a name (Busted Coverage) • Sneak peek of Tom Hardy as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises (The Superficial) See more awesome links after the jump!

Jaimie Alexander Is Thor’s Warrior Goddess

Steven Romano

• Jaimie Alexander Is A Goddess Among Mortals • Naked Chicks Beat Up Bums • See why Kobe got fined $100k • Things You Could Do With Simon Cowell's Salary • Rack Of the Year Candidate: Tamara Ecclestone • Awful Romantic Comedies They'll Probably Make Next • Lady Gaga looks hot in Harpers Bazaar? See more awesome links after the jump!

It’s A New Semester At Cartoon University [LINKS]

Steven Romano

• Even The Lord Of The Thundercats Gains The "Freshman 15" • Cute Dog Ruins Women's Soccer Match • Maxim Gets Their Hands On The Nintendo 3DS • Charlies Sheen's Bangin' 7 Tracks To Have Sex To • See The Trailer For The "First Horror Film In One Continuous Shot" • 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts See More Awesome Links!

Ex-Sorority Sister Dishes on Charlie Sheen’s New Goddess [LINKS]

Steven Romano

• Ex-Sorority Sister Dishes on Megan Levant

• The Busty Beauties Of Showtime Show Us A Good Time

• Red-Haired Evan Rachel Wood Goes Blonde

• 80s Kids Movies: The Tragic Epilogue

• Six People You're Guaranteed To Meet At Spring Break

• Hit The Beach With 9 Of The Hottest Female Surfers

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