Charlie Sheen is the self-proclaimed “rockstar from Mars” who is worth more than $100 million for his numerous roles on...
Rick Vaughn and the Cleveland Indians got close, but they never did manage to win a World Series in the ...
Charlie Sheen has been lobbying to throw the first pitch at the World Series ever since Cleveland won the AL...
The Cleveland Indians punched their ticket to the World Series by beating the Toronto Blue Jays 4-1 in the American...
In 2011 Charlie Sheen told the world he had tiger blood. This past November he wistfully revealed that his tiger...
Charlie Sheen’s net worth has been accumulated over decades of acting. As one of the most successful American actors of...
Charlie Sheen just released an open letter about his HIV diagnosis and it’s pretty hard to read. After discussing his...
Charlie Sheen spoke to The Today Show‘s Matt Lauer to come clean about being HIV positive. In an interview segmented...
The National Enquirer is reporting that actor Charlie Sheen is HIV positive. If the story is true, Charlie’s going to...
Charlie Sheen must be disappointed in his new tie, as he celebrates Father's Day with an epic meltdown on Twitter...
Charlie Sheen has laid pretty low since his epic string of life scandals, but now the mentally questionable actor is...
Charlie Sheen shows up to spoof his role in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in an upcoming episode of The Goldbergs–which...
20 Reasons Why the NBA Is the Best and Worst Sports League A league that has won over the planet...
Phil is an author, blogger and Twitterer. RATING: 1.5 stars (out of 4) Over and over again during...
Charlie Sheen, despite his advanced dementia, is still conscious enough of his family’s well-being that he’ll go to bat for...
Having a winning enough smile to convince a judge to end your probation early is, in our minds, also good...
Noureen DeWulf on Anger Management (9 PM EST, FOX) Well, well, well. We’ve got a real treat for you right...
Comedy Central Africa (that exists?) is bringing Charlie Sheen’s hit FX sitcom to Africa — why is that news? ABC...
Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally...
Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally...
Jeff Ross (“King of Roasting”) is a man of action. Not only is he appearing this month on the Roast...
Who says having an incredible education is the only way to find fame and fortune on this planet? From Steve...
28 pics + video! Have you heard about this TV show called Anger Management? It stars the reclusive Charlie Sheen. Say what you will about the guy, but he knows how to cast a sitcom. We were so happy to learn the show had gals like Selma Blair and Shawnee Smith that we completely missed that Noureen DeWulf is a regular. Don't miss out on this amazing gallery--plus video of Noureen's fun lesbian lust!
One of the few Super Bowl commercials that definitely has some legs (in more ways than one) is the FIAT...
The second season of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time premieres Wednesday October 5th after South Park at 10:30pm ET / 9:30pm CT on Comedy Central. Though we hear Gay Robot won't be returning, we're still pumped for more doses of Wheelchair Cat, Lady Gaga's brother Garry Gaga, and the most disturbing breakfast cereal mascot of all-time, Mr. Creepy. We thought we'd celebrate the second season debut by creepifying 2011's most iconic pics. Refresh your memory of Mr. Creepy with the Creepios commercial then check him out chillin' with Casey Anthony, Nancy Grace, Anthony Weiner, Courtney Stodden, Kim Kardashian, and ScarJo after the jump.
I'm not sure who's to blame for the comedy group Rigor Tortoise's explosion on the internet last week, but I'm certainly not complaining. One of my favorite videos by them is their tribute to a close friend, a friend that they can trust, a friend that isn't Charlie Sheen. We've got no beef with Charlie, but he's shown that he can do a Columbian boatload of drugs take a joke or two. That kind of skill is important, because he gets a real whooping in this song. Check it out above.
We've been looking forward to the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen ever since it was announced, however, it seems Charlie's backed off his near year-long, high-octane rampage over trolls. His 'best wishes' mini-speech at the Emmys indicates that maybe Sheen really had overdosed on Sheen; that sanity had been restored and the haggard, wild-eyed man who housed goddesses was now turning over a new leaf. While we understand it's humanly impossible to keep up "the crazy train" forever, we'd like to pay homage to a man who might've paid for a lot of p*ssy but still got a fair amount of fine trim free of charge. Check out our list of his hottest hookups after the jump.
September 13th is Jeffrey Ross's birthday. The current New York Friars' Club "Roastmaster General" has been a roaster for the last 8 Comedy Central Roasts. In my mind, the last great insult comic was Don Rickles. Many believe he (begrudgingly) passed the torch to Ross, who manages to stick, jab, and uppercut with vitriolic barbs that sneak attack its victims simply because of his looks and delivery. While Rickles was a bulldog, Ross is like a basset hound. Anyway, to celebrate his grand entry to the stage known as life and to get you pumped for what is sure to be another classic skewering on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th, we've pulled together some of his best roasts. Check 'em out after the jump.
In today's edition of Wrap It Up, the West Memphis 3 (three men convicted of murdering boy scouts and receiving the death sentence and life imprisonment) were released from prison, Christine O'Donnell uses witchcraft to convince you she's not a witch, the 10 sluttiest cities in America are outed, a former Raiders cheerleader turned cop sues over sexual harassment (she's HOT!), Burger King's creepy mascot retired, Germany made the Facebook 'like' button illegal, Forbes releases its list of the highest paid players in the NFL, Charlie Sheen bitches out Simon Rex (MTV VJ turned rapper), new trailers for Machine Gun Preacher and Ghost Rider 2 and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Ah, to be a famous actor. The women, the house, the cars, the FREE drinks! We've already provided you with the reasons why it's great to be a guy in Hollywood. One reason is you can drink your face off and people will still love you (unlike that b*tch who slapped you at the bar last night). So, while we can't BE the actors on our list, we certainly wouldn't mind the next best thing: drinking WITH them. We chose some for their ass-getting abilities, some for their war stories, and some for their sheer insanity. See who made the cut, vote in our poll, and let us know if you have any additions in the comments section after the jump.
Will Ferrell is a comedic genius. Many will agree while some others think he’s just plain stupid. Well, those few...
In today's edition of Wrap It Up, we look at an accomplice in Biggie Smalls' murder coming forward, Entenmann's cooking up a pretty edgy tweet to capitalize on the Casey Anthony not guilty verdict, Fox News reporting Obama's dead, a crazy rally between senior citizens at Wimbledon, a drunk Brewers fan falling down stairs then pissing himself, Audrina Patridge in FHM, JWoww in lingerie for Maxim, Kobayashi crushing Joey Chestnut, Charlie Sheen's Comedy Central Roast, penis size, underrated women, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature where we highlight the internet's top pics, vids, stories, and headlines for the day. Today's items include the identity of Quentin Tarantino's toe suckee revealed, the King of Pop giving a teeny bopper boy band member cocaine, MySpace selling out, a battle of the WAGs, a battle of the trailer mash-ups, NFLers wearing Superman snuggies, Louis CK explaining farts, the new Lenny Kravitz meme, James Franco's first music video, and much more than meets the eye. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Wrap It Up is COED's end of the day feature in which we highlight the day's best, buzzworthy, most WTF pics, vids, stories, and headlines on the internet. Today's items feature the Dodgers going broke, Jose Canseco getting ejected, Michael Jackson's Thriller jacket 7 figure price tag, Billy the Kid's only known photograph selling for 7 figures, a drunk woman spraying breast milk at cops, Karen Gillan stumbling through hotel hallways nude, Rosario Dawson planking, the Shannon Twins mesh dresses, Sara Jean Underwood's bikini, Charlie Sheen goddess-less, the whitest colleges in America, gay pride and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump!
Wrap It Up is COED's end of the day daily feature in which we show you the day's top pics, vids, posts, and stories from the internet. Today's items include a Colorado escort who calls herself "Krispi Kreme, your sweet Denver treat", Justin Bieber doing David Letterman's top ten before getting attacked by some old guy, Erin Andrews flipping out on a 12 year old who asked for her autograph, Whitey Bulger getting arrested, the Manning Brothers becoming Football Cops, David Hasselhoff eating David Hasselfhoff, the Charlie Sheen mask, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.
Blazing solo is a mellow way to unwind, but sometimes you just want share the kind bud with some buddies. You've probably had some memorable smoke sessions with your friends but what if you could smoke with a group of 10 celebs? You buggin' out yet? Well, we've got a list of famous faces that will guarantee the puff parade of the millennium. We're talking righteous riffs, laugh factories, and storytellers. Check it out after the jump and let us know if we missed any (because we got high) in the comments section at the bottom of the post. Just blaze!
• The Force really pisses off the office (Heavy) • Christy Turlington sweats through her hoo-ha A LOT (Barstool Sports) • 5 classic senior pranks (College Humor) • Cintia Dicker models bikinis for Victoria’s Secret (Guyism) • 25 funny senior class yearbook photos (theCHIVE) • Vancouver Canucks flasher has a face, we need a name (Busted Coverage) • Sneak peek of Tom Hardy as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises (The Superficial) See more awesome links after the jump!
• Jaimie Alexander Is A Goddess Among Mortals • Naked Chicks Beat Up Bums • See why Kobe got fined $100k • Things You Could Do With Simon Cowell's Salary • Rack Of the Year Candidate: Tamara Ecclestone • Awful Romantic Comedies They'll Probably Make Next • Lady Gaga looks hot in Harpers Bazaar? See more awesome links after the jump!
• Even The Lord Of The Thundercats Gains The "Freshman 15" • Cute Dog Ruins Women's Soccer Match • Maxim Gets Their Hands On The Nintendo 3DS • Charlies Sheen's Bangin' 7 Tracks To Have Sex To • See The Trailer For The "First Horror Film In One Continuous Shot" • 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts See More Awesome Links!
• Ex-Sorority Sister Dishes on Megan Levant
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• Red-Haired Evan Rachel Wood Goes Blonde
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• Why You Should Make Nice With Hillbillies • We Want Clown Katy Perry At Our Birthday Party • Jimmy Fallon Sings Charles In Charge Theme Song Like Bob Dylan • Paul Stars Simon Pegg And Nick Frost Talk Aliens And Anger • The 10 Funniest Women In Saturday Night Live History • Hilary Duff Accidentally Flashes Bra See more links after the jump!
• 19 Spring TV shows you need to know about • Famous Leprechauns From Pop Culture • Is this The Funniest Response to UCLA's Racist Rant Girl? • Eva Amurri's amazing bikini photo shoot for Maxim • Watch Boba Fett play Legend Of Zelda theme music on his accordion • Esther Ku masturbates every day • 27 funny photos made funnier with hilarious captions See more links after the jump!
• 80s Nintendo Games That Time Forgot • Is this is the jewelry bra of the year? • It's Friday! Celebrate with the worst song in the history of music • Inception in 60 Seconds • The 9 Worst Formula 1 Crashes Videos • All Work And No Play Makes Charlie Sheen A Dull Boy... • Donald Trump for President? See more links after the jump!
Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning's events, he might be right. But life's too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!
• 50 greatest music scenes in movies • This chick wears an 89G bra • 6 Insane Versions of Famous Cartoons They Almost Made • Chinese dude makes popcorn with a f***ing cannon • 7 classes you need to take before graduating college • Creepiest Cricket Fan Ever • 10 Of The Worst TV Character Names Ever Broadcast See more links after the jump!
First Chuck Norris, now Charlie Sheen? Reports are running rampant that several California marijuana dispensaries are now selling a strain of KB named after the ninja warrior with the Adonis DNA and tiger blood. Contrary to Charlie stating it isn't available, now it is and it's a big hit. But, don't people realize that if you try the drug called "Charlie Sheen" once, you will die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body? So, put down your sword and come join the masses who've shown their violent love for these marijuana strains named after celebrities. See the list after the jump!
We've been entertained as hell by Charlie Sheen's public rants about trolls, tiger blood and WINNING the past few weeks, but his latest internet outing on Ustream Saturday night was as painful to watch as a Dane Cook HBO special. The 52 minute webcast featured Charlie, Natty "the goddess" Kenly and a couple of Sheen hanger-on-ers sitting in a home office setting spatting a whole lot of nonsense about nothing. Viewership for the live stream peaked in the first 5 minutes at about 118K and continued on a downward spiral to 85K by the 52nd minute.
Charlie Sheen took to Twitter Saturday to announce he will appear live tonight at 10 Eastern (7 Pacific) on Ustream. Charlie's calling the show Sheen's Korner - "Your either in Sheen's korner or with the trolls." The subject of the web cast is unclear, but if his tweet is any indication, good times will be had by all. @charliesheen WORLD.. live 7:00p pacific time..! Tune in, turn on… Its #TigerBlood tonight!!
• A snake bites the sh*t out a girl's big fat TEETEE! • FUNNY VIDEO ALERT: Great pick up lines in sports • 25 Greatest Bikini Scenes In Cinema History • Jimmy Fallon doing a dead on impression of Charlie Sheen, FTW (for the winning)? • MUST-SEE: Muhammad Ali Artwork Made Of Punching Bags • Brandon Davies dismissed from BYU basketball for boning his gf • 10 greatest secret levels in Videogame history See more links after the jump!
• Lindsay Lohan offered $3.4 million for a photo book of her having sex • 15 Hottest Premier League WAGs...
• 7 tips for sexting someone you barely know • It's a quote-off: Charlie Sheen vs. Ron Burgundy • 10 types of people that are really easy to hate • 25 sexiest countries in the world • 11 drug using athletes who put Charlie Sheen to shame • Is this the fastest guitar player in the world? • The World's Only Long Distance Running Cat See more links after the jump!
The Charlie Sheen press tour continues even as his publicist has called it quits. He's talked with Alex Jones, Good Morning America, The Today Show, CNN's Piers Morgan, and now the King of All Media, Howard Stern. We know his goddessess, Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly, watch over his children, we know he loathes Two and a Half Men producer Chuck Lorre, and we know he's not on drugs, he's actually posssessed by the ghost of Major League manager Lou Brown. So, what ELSE could the deathwatch favorite reveal that we haven't heard yet? Find out after the jump!
• Hotties show us how humping gets you in shape on Jimmy Kimmel • High school team goes 8 for 103 from 3 point land in 1 game • 7 most terrifying sex toys • Chef Paula Deen loves sucking head • Rear View Girls get spoofed by Front View Guys • How to spot a liar • Alternate titles for classic sports movies See more links after the jump!
COED has just learned that former "Two and a Half Men" ninja warrior Charlie Sheen isn't on drugs and he isn't wasted on booze - he's possessed by the ghost of the Cleveland Indians manager from "Major League", Lou Brown! After listening to Charlie spew classic one-lines for the last week, we began to recognize his gruff pitch and tonality is on par with the actor who played Lou Brown, James Gammon, who passed away last year right around the time when Charlie's antics began to cause waves. So, it only makes sense Lou's spirit would enter the body of his most prized closer Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn. Hear the proof after the jump!
By now you're aware that actor Charlie Sheen has been fired from his CBS sitcom “Two and a Half Men.” Ironically, the final axe was dropped not because of Charlie's sweet tooth for hookers and blow, but instead for this hilarious / awesomely entertaining rant he delivered last night on conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' radio show Infowars. Hear the 45 minute interview in its entirety after the jump!
• Check out pics of Aaron Rodgers partying with DJ Paulie D in Vegas • The pick-up lines you're gonna wanna use • Is SI's Swimsuit issue still relevant? • Win an iPad! • January Jones talks about being a badass • And it's now clear that robots will rule the world • Wow, everyone really hates Charlie Sheen
Two weeks ago, we gave away an iPad to the winner of our “Caption This” contest and this last week we anounced another iPad giveaway. Instead of doing another “Caption This” contest, we peer pressured you to get down and dirty with the rich and famous using Jeep’s “Mud U” Facebook app. After sifting through more than 100 submissions to COED Magazine’s Facebook Wall we narrowed the list down to our 16 favorite submissions (view below). See who won after the jump!
A morbid question, we know, but a relevant one nonetheless. Each year we are confronted by the demise of a few famous faces, from the shocking deaths of Patrick Swayze, Brittany Murphy and Michael Jackson in 2009 to the tragedy of Gary Coleman and Greg Giraldo in 2010. It's inevitable, then, that 2011 will also see its fair share of star stiffs; check out our rundown of who we think will bite the dust next year after the jump.
Growing up is hard. Especially when you're famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they've never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, 'cuz we're doin' a little time travel with these "Then and Now" pics of famous faces.
For most of the population, showing up completely blitzed to work or school is usually completely out of the question. However, for some celebrities appearing on national television in a state even Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan would find comical is still part of the everyday playbook. Whether they’re personally out of control, or just couldn’t care less, interviews with these celebrities under the influence is some of the better guilty pleasure entertainment out there.
We all have a stereotypical view of space invaders - they're typically ugly motherf*ckers. Look no further than E.T., Aliens, Independence Day or the latest alien invasion flick, "Skyline" opening in theaters Friday, 11/12. Everyone thinks these foreign cretins will come to our planet on some sort of UFO and attack. What if they're already among us like in the new NBC hit The Event?
Cleveland, Ohio: population approximately 478,000. Chief export: mediocrity. The sports scene is in shambles: the best Cleveland Brown is, actually, Cleveland Brown of The Cleveland Show, and the best Indians team of the past 30 years featured Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes/Omar Epps and the president from 24. The one thing they had going for them, Lebron James, is about to leave the city. Goodbye to their last hope for fixing their crippling economy.
These men are true bad men. We watch them in action and feel as if we are kicking the butt of a hundred bad guys and saving the day all by ourselves! In honor of those Supermen, the crack research team at COED compiled a list of five of the most memorable one man armies
No matter how good you are at getting a girl in the sack, chances are you have jack on these...
