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Jun 24, 2017

This Tick Can Give You Red Meat Allergies Forever, And It Might Be Coming To A Town Near You

That’s one prick of a tick! Just one bite from this blood-sucker, and you’re bacon-munching and burger-biting days will be...

Nov 8, 2016

OKAY TIME TO PANIC: Bacon May Be Messing Up Your Sperm

Wow. Devastating new study here from Fertility and Sterility. Thought the election was the worst news of your day? WRONG....

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Dec 29, 2015

WATCH: Baby Can’t Contain Himself After Trying Bacon For The First Time

What do you get a baby for Christmas? Probably a lot of stuff, but the best gift this toddler named...

Oct 23, 2015

Bacon Plays With Our Heart Strings, Will Kill You as Fast as Smoking Cigarettes

Remember that time we said bacon could prolong your life? And you cried out of joy? Then devoured an unnatural...

Jun 3, 2015

Indiana Lottery Promises 20 Years of Bacon

People love their bacon, and Indiana is giving the people what they want. The state’s Hoosier Lottery is promising the...

Mar 1, 2014

Celebrate National Pig Day With Bacon [PHOTOS]

The day is finally upon us! Happy National Pig Day! National Pig Day was founded by sisters Ellen Stanley and...

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Nov 14, 2013

Japanese Fast-Food Chain Creates Bacon Cubes

The end of the world as we know it is called into consideration when the Japanese start one-upping the United...

Hungry For A Heart Attack? Try These Doritos Locos Tacos Wrapped In Melted Cheese Bacon

Thank the Lord of Diabetes this isn’t currently sold by Taco Bell and is not on the market anywhere else....

Jun 26, 2013

10 of the Most Disturbing Paula Deen Quotes Ever

Paula's always been a bit of a nut bag.

Jun 26, 2013

Marijuana Bacon Is Now A Real Thing Thank You Sweet Lord [VIDEO]

Pot Pig. Stoned Swined. Baked Babe. I can go on forever, but nothing will describe how amazing this really is....

May 24, 2013

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Mar 29, 2013

Bacon-Flavored Condoms Are The Next Great Bacon Invention

Comedian Carrie Snow once remarked “If God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.” As brilliant as that divine...

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Feb 5, 2013

Make Valentine’s Day Manly With Deep-Fried, Bacon-Wrapped Conversation Hearts

Valentine’s Day is almost upon us. It means a lot of horrible things: either you have a significant other and...

Dec 31, 2012

The 10 Greatest Bacon Innovations of 2012

The great thing about bacon is that it truly is a perfect food. Even if you take away its awesome...

Dec 20, 2012

Screw Chestnuts, Here’s Over 30 Minutes Of Bacon Roasting On An Open Fire [VIDEO]

We’re just a “smell-o-net” away from this being the perfect virtual fireplace for your holiday get-togethers....

Oct 10, 2012

Beer And Bacon Battered Deep Fried White Castle Sliders Look Awesome, Of Course…

We've become desensitized to crazy food. I saw these beer and bacon battered deep fried White Castle sliders and I didn't even flinch. Well, I mean, I flinched in the sense of thinking, "Wow, that looks f***ing amazing" was my first visceral reaction. But I didn't flinch in the sense that I wasn't immediately filled with shock. He used cheeseburger sliders by the way. Did I mention that? So each bite...

Sep 27, 2012

Bacon Shortage ‘Internet Hoax’ Proves People Actually Do Lie on the Internet

I don't know which emotion is more powerful--my relief that the bacon shortage was just a hoax or my disappointment that people actually twist words around on the internet.

Jun 14, 2012

Burger King Bacon Sundae Party! It’s The Chewiest Sundae Ever!

Bacon Sundae fever is sweeping America! Or at least it’s sweeping midtown Manhattan after COED went and placed the first-ever...

Jun 13, 2012

Burger King’s Bacon Sundae: A New Treat For Obese America

“Yuuuuuuck!” (This might be your reaction when hearing about Burger King’s new bacon sundae.) You know what complements my ice...

Apr 27, 2012

Yes This Creepy Seal-Horse Happened [25 PHOTOS]

I don’t know where these horse heads came from, but I’m a huge fan. Whether they’re on seals, people holding...

Feb 6, 2012

The Monday Stumble: Young Chewbacca, Pinocchio The Meth-Head, Nazi Windmill [PHOTOS]

No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to...

Dec 29, 2011

Are These 40 Bacon Tattoos Hot Or Not?

Yesterday we showed you 120 things that are made better by bacon, but we failed to include actual people's skin. The people that get bacon tattoo'd on their actual person are true connoisseurs of the food, but is that going too far. Hypothetical question: "Would you not pork a girl because she's got bacon inked onto her skin? Personally, I can understand some other whacky tattoos but this one would be overkill. Check out the most sizzling examples for yourself and let us know what you think. Photos after the jump!

Dec 28, 2011

These 120 Things Are Made Better By Bacon

You might have heard the phrase "Cheddar Makes It Better," but cheese ain't got nothin' when it comes to beggin bacon. That's right, there's a host of stuff made instantly better with bacon: mayonnaise, cupcakes, ice cream and even Skyrim helmets. It goes without saying that the pig is going to make anything it touches better, so we're only limited by our imagination. Here are 120 ground-breaking inventors and philosophers who have tried to bring the diet-staple into every aspect of our lives. Check out their ideas after the jump!

Dec 23, 2010

40 Bacon Tattoos: Sizzling Hot or Not?

We all know bacon makes everything better, well maybe not everything. But one thing is for sure, Some people's love for bacon goes way beyond the norm when it comes to food. Sometimes so far beyond that they wear it on their sleeve (or their ass as the case may be) in the form of a tattoo. So we want to know, when it comes to bacon, are pork tattoos sizzling hot or not?

Dec 8, 2010

120 Things Made Better With Bacon [PICS]

Remember that old school Beggin' Strips commercial featuring the dog going banana-pants over what he thinks is bacon? That's how we COEDitors feel every time we catch a whiff of its tantalizing aroma. Though we have no f'n clue why, bacon is the cure-all for any dish or delicacy in need of improvement. In the past couple years, it seems more and more companies are catching on to this phenomenon and are adding bacon to literally everything - gumballs, mayonnaise, cupcakes, ice cream, popcorn, vodka - even to products that aren't edible AND websites! Well, here are 120 more things that are better with bacon. Try not to eat your screen.

Dec 4, 2010

Fact: 20% of Teens Post Nude Pics Online

Here is some scientific information for you to ponder. 1,280 teenagers were recently surveyed and 1 in 5 said they have posted nude pictures or videos to the internet. Most said they sent the pictures to a "boyfriend or girlfriend" but 15% said they sent pictures to someone they knew only online. Make me think NBC needs to bring back To Catch a Predator ASAP.

Sep 11, 2010

How To Cook: Pasta Carbonara

So, you're a busy guy that doesn't know a thing about preparing a decent pasta dish. Don't fret -- here is one of the easiest, if not the easiest and most filling pasta dishes around: Pasta Carbonara.

Aug 17, 2010

5 Foolproof Breakfast Ideas

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and there's no reason that you should spend it eating nothing but stale cereal and questionably old milk. Learn how to cook a few breakfast basics and you'll be sure to impress your stomach, as well as your friends. And maybe you'll even be able to convince that special someone to spend the day in bed with you.

Jan 18, 2010

Banned Dorm Room Cooking Secrets

Porn Star and Rock Star not working out? Be The Next Dorm Room Cooking Star with these HOT, and very likely Totally Illegal Guerrilla Cooking Tactics!

Jun 23, 2009

Scientology’s 5 Newest Celebrity Recruits

• Scientology's 5 Newest Celebrity Recruits Paula Abdul Holds Up Well • Bath Tub Threesome (NSFW ads) • Who Loves Bacon • College Girls Show Off Hot Bods • Another Reason To See Transformers 2

Jan 29, 2009

Add Bacon To Any Website!

In the long line of delicious pork products available, it's no secret that bacon is the crowned king. So why not add a side of bacon to your favorite Websites? Well, now you can. Just add to the front of any URL and magically a giant piece of delicous pork is placed nicely over top of the site...

Nov 15, 2008

Mmmm…Bacon iPhone Case

So I just got an iPhone yesterday and it’s already been an enormous time-waster/pain in the ass. I think I...

May 31, 2008

Angelina Jolie Did NOT Have Twins

Angelina Jolie Did NOT have Twins Geisha Lessons: How To Talk Dirty Tila Tequila Lesbian In Trouble Pimp: Homeless Man...

Nov 16, 2007

COED Presents: Travel Essentials

Whether taking a flight home for the holidays or embarking on a cross-country road trip, traveling with electronics is essential...

Oct 31, 2007

The Daily Shocker: High School Football is Gay

Leave all wide-receiver jokes at the door. Who woulda thunk it: the IRS is the one claiming pure BS. What...