May 25, 2017

Little Girl Who Was Attacked By Sea Lion Is Being Treated For Rare Disease That Could End In Amputation

Last week, a six-year-old girl was attacked by a sea lion and dragged underwater at a pier in British Columbia,...

May 25, 2017

Drunk Woman Pretends To Be Blind, Robs A Friendly's At Knifepoint

First of all, Friendly’s still being in business is the upset of the century as far as I’m concerned. The...

May 25, 2017

The Internet Took A Collective Steamer On The New 'Spider-Man: Homecoming' Poster

I find it odd that Marvel & Sony feel they need to piggyback on Iron Man’s success in order to...

Should You Take Your Girlfriend To Pandora: The World of Avatar?

It’s summer, which means you need to start planning a great summer vacation with your girlfriend if you don’t want...

May 25, 2017

Well, Sure Looks Like 'The Revenant' Is Getting A Gritty, Down-To-Earth Reboot

I mean, I knew they were churning out reboots like candy, but The Revenant came out in 2015. Do we...

May 25, 2017

Thought You Ex Was Crazy? How About This Dude Living In His Ex's Attic?

A 21-year-old Louisiana man who is suspected of living in his ex-girlfriend’s attic before attacking her has been arrested in...

May 25, 2017

May 25, 2017

Microsoft Launching New 'Netflix For Games' Service

Streaming is the way of the future, and anybody in the tech industry worth a damn knows that. Gone are...

May 25, 2017

Montana Candidate Greg Gianforte Charged With Assault For Bodyslamming Reporter

Greg Gianforte, a Republican candidate in Montana, has been accused of body-slamming a political reporter. Gianforte, a tech mogul who...

May 25, 2017

Obama Administration 'Knowingly Allowed' Members Of The MS-13 Gang Into The United States

According to new reports, the Obama administration ‘knowingly allowed’ members of the notoriously violent MS-13 gang into the United States....

May 25, 2017

Virginia High School Includes Adorable Service Doggo In Yearbook

For a couple of weeks now, I’ve been debating buying a dog after summer ends. I make decent money and...

May 25, 2017

Fraternity Offering $2000 Reward For Information In Arson Investigation

Last week, we brought you the story of the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity house at Rowan University burning down. Ryan...

May 25, 2017

Woman With Bigger Balls Than I Jumps Onto Hood Of SUV To Stop Carjackers

A security camera captured the wild moment a woman jumped onto the hood of her SUV to stop a carjacking....

May 25, 2017

WILD Footage Shows Argentinian Student Stab Classmate During Fight

Man, just straight lawlessness out of Argentina. I’d maybe expect this from a couple of dudes, you know, boys being...

May 25, 2017

Totally Legit New Study Says Magic Mushrooms Are The Safest Heavy Drug To Take

I should have titled this article ‘World’s Most Obvious Study Declares That Drugs From The Earth Are Safer Than Man...

May 25, 2017

LaVar Ball Decides To Double Down On His Sexism, Releases A 'Stay In Yo Lane' T-Shirt

Last week, human clogged gas station toilet LaVar Ball went on The Herd with Colin Cowherd to make a further...