Mar 19, 2014

Man Sues OKCupid After Date Cheats Him Out of 70K

New York City resident Michael Picciano is suing OKCupid after he was swindled out of $70K by a man he...

Mar 19, 2014

Professor John Schindler Has a PhD in Twitter Douchebaggery

Say hello to the guy who has a PhD and a Twitter account and a whole lotta followers and is way smarter than you, and, boy, does he want you to know it...

Mar 19, 2014

Basketball's Biggest Rival Players #KissForPeace [PHOTOS]

Anyone who has played college sports knows that rivalries are a big part of the game. That’s part of what...

Bruce Willis' Best Movie Poster Smirks To Celebrate His Birthday

Yippee ki yay motherf**ker! Everyone’s favorite bad ass, Bruce Willis, turns 59 years young today. We expect at least three...

Mar 19, 2014

The Latest Longest Car Jump Attempt Doesn't End Well [VIDEO]

Mankind’s never ending quest to give gravity the finger ended with a bit of a nasty spill. This time, a...

Mar 19, 2014

Police Dragnet Goes After St. Patrick's Day Daylight Lovers

Police in Delaware are searching for a couple who got very, very lucky on St. Patrick’s Day–and we’re very disappointed...

Mar 19, 2014

Mar 19, 2014

Trailer for 'The Giver' Is Hauntingly Awesome

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJNNugNe0Wo&w=600&h=350] The first trailer for The Giver has just dropped and we’ve officially got goosebumps. Besides The Great Gatsby,...

Mar 19, 2014

Yes, This George Washington Dunking On Kim Jung Un Happened [PIC DUMP]

Yes This Happened: It doesn’t get any more American than when one American commissions another American (capitalism!) to a painting...

Mar 19, 2014

Catholics Call For Guinness Boycott–And More Morning Links

Guinness, Sam Adams, and Heineken were applauded by national gay rights group GLAAD, for their decision not to participate in...

Mar 19, 2014

"Divergent" Heads Straight Into Dull Teen Territory [FILM REVIEW]

It's the latest would-be trilogy in the YA Adaptation Sweepstakes--and this is one plodding tale of futuristic frat gangs..

Mar 19, 2014

Indiana WR Isaac Griffith In Hospital After Being Swept Under Rip Current

Indiana Hoosiers wide receiver Isaac Griffith will hopefully recover enough to feel lucky to be alive. Griffith was swimming with...

Mar 19, 2014

President Obama Makes Final Four Picks

Every year, President Barack Obama selects his Final Four for the NCAA Tournament. This season was no different as Obama...

Mar 19, 2014

Moron Student Breaks 19th Century Statue While Taking a Selfie

At a museum in Milan, a student climbed onto a statue dating back to the early 19th century in an...

Mar 18, 2014

Spoiled Teenager Finally Drops Stupid Lawsuit Against Her Parents

Rachel Canning, or as the world knows her, the 18-year-old girl who moved out of her parents’ home and then...

Mar 18, 2014

OJ.com Is Still For Sale, And Untouched Since 1995

So what happens if you decide to ever idly enter OJ.com into your browser? You’ll discover a magical journey back...