Jose Canseco has turned to Twitter for a big new project, and… oh, God, now what? The guy is turning into Lark Voorhies with his plans to ride on comets and shooting himself. Well, Josee probably didn’t plan to shoot himself. You know what we mean.
Anyway, the former MLB superstar has an exciting new project for 2016, and he launched it with the above Tweet. We’re not sure why he’s being specific about Nevada, but we’d probably also prefer to hang out there if we were Jose Canseco needing a break from our big plan to trap aliens.
Which we know that he’s up to, because he followed up that first Tweet with this beauty: “Do you have crop circles? I have one farmer — looking for one more to test trap.” Yeah. We added that dash, by the way. Which reminds us: can you image how crazy that would look if Jose was handwriting this? Twitter makes it look downright more cultured when the Oakland A’s star responded to one interested farmer by writing, “That’s horse training, you old ding-dong. I need massively complex Crop Circle generation activity.” Yeah, we added some punctuation there, too.
Jose Canseco Has Turned To Twitter To Trap Aliens Doing Crop Circles…
