The Arizona Cardinals 7-Pound Gridiron Burger Will Immediately Clog Your Arteries

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How hungry are you right now? Multiple that by 10, and you probably still aren’t hungry enough to chow down on the Gridiron Burger that will be offered up at Arizona Cardinals games this season. The seven-pound burger will be sold at University of Phoenix Stadium for the cool price of $75.

Sure, $75 sounds like a lot for a burger, but you will quickly realize that it’s worth it because it can feed your entire section.

But if you decide to take on the task of chowing down on the oversized food, you will be rewarded for your efforts. Anyone who is able to down the entire burger in under an hour will receive a Cardinals jersey and be “honored” by having your picture put on the scoreboard. I thought fat-shaming was a bad thing, though. Poor form, Arizona.

As for what’s on the burger:

  • five 1/3 pound burger patties
  • five all beef hot dogs
  • five bratwursts
  • 20 slices of American cheese
  • eight slices of bacon
  • eight chicken tenders
  • 12 ounces of fries
  • lettuce, tomato, pickles & tanker sauce on a 10-inch bun

Feast your eyes, and fantasize.

Here’s ~dramatic~, which is fitting for a burger that they have yet to determine a calorie count for: pic.twitter.com/iDGpgXf2x0

— Katherine Fitzgerald (@kfitz134) August 7, 2018

Since that video doesn’t exactly show you just how massive the burger is, check out its size when compared to a grown human’s head.

HELLO to the seven-pound Gridiron Burger!!!
• five 1/3 pound burger patties
• five all beef hot dogs
• five bratwursts
• 20 slices of American 🧀
• eight slices of bacon
• eight chicken tenders
• 12 ounces of fries
• lettuce, 🍅, pickles & tanker sauce on a 10” bun…!! pic.twitter.com/YGFPaxsQzJ

— Katherine Fitzgerald (@kfitz134) August 7, 2018

God bless America.

The Arizona Cardinals will also be offering new items like the “taco-dilla” and churro donut Sundae. Those dishes come in significantly smaller portions and won’t leave you in a food coma for the remainder of the game.

Your first chance to try out the Gridiron Burger will be in the Cardinals’ preseason opener against the Los Angeles Chargers. If you’re going to attempt to take down the entire thing, you may want to start starving yourself now because you’re going to need plenty of room.

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