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Cyberspace is a battleground of epic proportions, where keyboard warriors from every walk of life, whether it be iPhone 3, 4, 5, 6…, and Android-whatever users come to hash out their differences without the filter of face to face interaction. Twitter is their Colosseum, and the “void” is their God. Here’s a look back on the some of the most devastating comebacks, shutdowns, and absolute, undeniable, obliterations that we’ve witnessed on Twitter. So what’ll it be,Β πΒ orΒ π…
1. Chris D’Elia and The Cult Vs. Logan Paul and Logang
In the wake of what many think should have ended his career, Logan Paul, documentarian/hype generator of suicide victims’ dead bodies, decided to wrap himself up with notorious administer of third-degree burns, comedian Chris D’Elia, over Twitter. Keep in mind, Logan Paul’s virtual and physical castration was still fresh on the minds of everyone at the time this transpired. In this battle of wits, there is one clear winner β see if you can pinpoint exactly where Logan Paul gets ripped apart.
new vlog…
the end of logan paul vlogs
important that you watch π— Logan Paul (@LoganPaul) April 29, 2018
No itβs not. https://t.co/BAvlmgOnut
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) May 1, 2018
ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ im laughing cuz now i know why your comedy career took a dive https://t.co/iZyct1NVfd
— Logan Paul (@LoganPaul) May 1, 2018
At least when my career dies you can film it and put it on YouTube. https://t.co/GvJ9kf31OO
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) May 1, 2018
… but not gonna lie this single tweet is funnier than your entire netflix special https://t.co/oIw9bFdvmN
— Logan Paul (@LoganPaul) May 1, 2018
Thanks, how does it feel to have your name finally attached to something funny? https://t.co/GtKZTgY9wk
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) May 1, 2018
idk whatβs worse, being the shunned vlogger or being the 38 year old comedian arguing with the shunned vlogger over twitter https://t.co/rl8e8mpyLt
— Logan Paul (@LoganPaul) May 1, 2018
Ask your fans to have their moms read this tweet out loud to them. See what they think. https://t.co/gWxzjZNf4q
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) May 2, 2018
old people roasting me >>>
greatest thing on planet earth— Logan Paul (@LoganPaul) May 2, 2018
How about this? Youβre my son. Tag your fuckin daddy. Iβm your fuckin daddy. https://t.co/fFh7VRYS45
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) May 2, 2018
chris this whole exchange is really similar to your life
as time passes, your jokes get less and less funny #sorrydaddy https://t.co/AIvmNtT5Gl
— Logan Paul (@LoganPaul) May 4, 2018
You know what will be even less funny? When your fans grow up and become mine. https://t.co/jE94bb9yXT
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) May 4, 2018
You know what will be even less funny? When they donβt and you continue to make podcasts in your basement for the rest of your life ππΌ https://t.co/Ekz7haB44k
— Logan Paul (@LoganPaul) May 4, 2018
2. Chelsea Handler Vs Nick Cannon
This wasn’t a beef so much as it was a Corny Ham if you know what I mean. Hahahaha, but all jokes aside, all the way to the side (looking at you, 2010 Nick Cannon), Nick Cannon ousted himself as a poor sport in comedy and an even worse player. Chelsea Handler didn’t clap back, and Cannon was left to fend for himself. Unfortunately, the tweets from almost a decade ago have been deleted, so here’s a remake of what went down:
*In 2017, Chelsea Handler made some remarks about Nick Cannon on a talk show, and the Cannon fired back!*
2010
@Chelsea Handler: I just head Nick Cannon is starting a comedy tour. Who’s going to do the comedy?
@NickCannon: @Chelseahandler is like the new @joanrivers, just without the funny and more plastic surgery
@NickCannon:Β @Chelseahandler @Eminem @Howardstern why do all these angry ugly white trash folks want beef with me? What I do? I’m a harmless corny dude!
@NickCannon:Β @50cent wasn’t hitting @Chelseahandler, they were just sharing testosterone tips
@NickCannon: Just talked to @50cent, he said he made @Chelseahandler get G-Unit tattooed on her balls!
@NickCannon: @Chelsea Handler looks like she got hit in the face with a hot bag of nickels
2017
@NickCannon: “Sounds likeΒ @chelseahandlerΒ wants 2 WildOut! Its easy to throw rocks at the thrown from behind a wall. Come out of hiding and come toΒ @MTV2.”
@NickCannon: “I didn’t hear whatΒ @chelseahandlerΒ said about me because I don’t watch her show. (NO ONE DOES) What channel is it on, Public access?”
@NickCannon: “I would be glad to haveΒ @chelseahandlerΒ on any of my shows. I have several… On many different networks…Β #NoHumble.”
@NickCannon: “MaybeΒ @chelseahandlerΒ few fans can come convince her to be onΒ #WildinOutΒ were real comics get downΒ #ScaredMuch.”
β@NickCannon: “HeyΒ @chelseahandlerΒ remember my radio prank.Β #CantTakeAJoke#FiredHerPublicistΒ I still love you!! LOL.”
@NickCannon: “Funny thing is I still don’t know what she said, but she’s been hating for years. Can someone send me a link?”
@NickCannon: “Come onΒ @chelseahandlerΒ do the show! It’s a lot of black guys over here! It’s like a Buffet for you!!”
3. Donald Trump Takes Aim At Ted And Heidi Cruz
How can we feel safe when we know the irresponsible and impulsive Donald Trump has the launch codes to Nuclear meme warfare!! The president of the free world flamed Ted Cruz’s wife, Heidi Cruz with a subtle suggestion that his supermodel wife was indeed hotter than Cruz’s bank manager wife. This really happened, and Cruz’s clapback was even sadder.
"@Don_Vito_08: "A picture is worth a thousand words" @realDonaldTrump #LyingTed #NeverCruz @MELANIATRUMP pic.twitter.com/5bvVEwMVF8"
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 24, 2016
In response, @tedcruz liked a tweet from a porn account. Admittedly, I can’t prove the two incidents were directly related, but I like to bring up Cruz’s closet porn hobby whenever I can.
Well done @TedCruz using the power of "like" to illustrate the evils of porn #Weiner pic.twitter.com/SQDPh1cRTp
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) September 12, 2017
Knowing what you now know, if you’d like to read one of the most pathetic pieces of literature ever written, check this out.
4. Amber Rose Vs. Khloe Kardashian
It’s always fun when two role models decide to challenge one another in a bout of ethics and morals. In this episode, Amber Rose defends her honor.
βI was a stripper since I was 15 years old,β Amber Rose told Foxx. Please don't worry about my sister who has a career & her shit (1)
— KhloΓ© (@khloekardashian) February 16, 2015
We get asked questions about people all the time and my sisters and I always take the high road and don't answer. Truth is we don't know (1)
— KhloΓ© (@khloekardashian) February 16, 2015
these people. I don't know Amber so why would I comment on her. I'm not going to comment on someone I don't know. (2)
— KhloΓ© (@khloekardashian) February 16, 2015
@khloekardashian I'm happy u brought up the fact that I was a stripper at 15….
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) February 16, 2015
@khloekardashian I'll be that lil whore to support my family like ur older sister is a whore 2 support hers. We're even π #MuvaGivesFacts
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) February 16, 2015
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) February 16, 2015
5. Meek Mill Vs. Drake
“Is that a world tour, or ya’ girls tour?”
Drake didn’t hold back during his beef with Meek Mill. He not only dropped the above lyric in “Back to Back,” he also said the more relevant to this article bar “Trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers”
Remember when everyone was saying that?? Initially, Meek Mill, who was sleeping with Nicki Minaj at the time accused Drake of not writing his own lyrics.
Stop comparing drake to me too…. He don’t write his own raps! That’s why he ain’t tweet my album because we found out!
— Meek Mill (@MeekMill)Β July 22, 2015
Drake never responded on Twitter, but his fans spoke for him with some potent memes that are still peppering the internet. Drake did, however, come at Meek Mill directly at some of his concerts.
DRAKE SO DISRESPECTFUL OH GOD pic.twitter.com/p5bRgCCG87
— G (@freshprincepapi) August 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/Barolinnne/status/628380241694695424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Flukebailey%2Fdrake-used-meme-warfare-to-take-his-meek-mill-beef-up-a-leve