Before this article starts, cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song. At this point, this song may as well blare out across nationwide speakers as a permanent soundtrack given the farce our country has become.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
Music playing? Okay, let’s go…
If you haven’t heard by now, Donald Trump, the President of the United States and Leader of the Free World, is currently embedded in a Twitter feud with human troll LaVar Ball #ShitThatMatters.
Following LaVar’s electric CNN appearance on Monday night, everyone expected Donnie Freedom to come out firing first thing Tuesday morning. But … he didn’t, and everyone collectively thought “Hey, maybe POTUS matured a little and realized arguing with the generally irrelevant LaVar Ball isn’t the best idea for our nation.”
Well…
Donnie Freedom was up bright and early this morning — before sunrise — using his little thumbs to tweet his little heart out.
It wasn’t the White House, it wasn’t the State Department, it wasn’t father LaVar’s so-called people on the ground in China that got his son out of a long term prison sentence – IT WAS ME. Too bad! LaVar is just a poor man’s version of Don King, but without the hair. Just think..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2017
…LaVar, you could have spent the next 5 to 10 years during Thanksgiving with your son in China, but no NBA contract to support you. But remember LaVar, shoplifting is NOT a little thing. It’s a really big deal, especially in China. Ungrateful fool!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2017
Just, let this sink in: the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DEMANDING CREDIT AND THANKS FROM AN AVERAGE CIVILIAN. What a world.
All we need now is Vince McMahon and we can turn our nation into a real circus.
