Before this article starts, cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song. At this point, this song may as well blare out across nationwide speakers as a permanent soundtrack given the farce our country has become.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
Music playing? Okay, let’s go…
If you haven’t heard by now, Donald Trump, the President of the United States and Leader of the Free World, is currently embedded in a Twitter feud with human troll LaVar Ball #ShitThatMatters.
Following LaVar’s electric CNN appearance on Monday night, everyone expected Donnie Freedom to come out firing first thing Tuesday morning. But … he didn’t, and everyone collectively thought “Hey, maybe POTUS matured a little and realized arguing with the generally irrelevant LaVar Ball isn’t the best idea for our nation.”
Well…
Donnie Freedom was up bright and early this morning — before sunrise — using his little thumbs to tweet his little heart out.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/933280234220134401
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/933282274937733126
Just, let this sink in: the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DEMANDING CREDIT AND THANKS FROM AN AVERAGE CIVILIAN. What a world.
All we need now is Vince McMahon and we can turn our nation into a real circus.
