The Leader Of The Free World Hopped On Twitter Before Sunrise To Talk Shit To LaVar Ball

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Before this article starts, cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song. At this point, this song may as well blare out across nationwide speakers as a permanent soundtrack given the farce our country has become.

Music playing? Okay, let’s go…

If you haven’t heard by now, Donald Trump, the President of the United States and Leader of the Free World, is currently embedded in a Twitter feud with human troll LaVar Ball #ShitThatMatters.

Following LaVar’s electric CNN appearance on Monday night, everyone expected Donnie Freedom to come out firing first thing Tuesday morning. But … he didn’t, and everyone collectively thought “Hey, maybe POTUS matured a little and realized arguing with the generally irrelevant LaVar Ball isn’t the best idea for our nation.”

Well…

Donnie Freedom was up bright and early this morning — before sunrise — using his little thumbs to tweet his little heart out.

It wasn’t the White House, it wasn’t the State Department, it wasn’t father LaVar’s so-called people on the ground in China that got his son out of a long term prison sentence – IT WAS ME. Too bad! LaVar is just a poor man’s version of Don King, but without the hair. Just think..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2017

…LaVar, you could have spent the next 5 to 10 years during Thanksgiving with your son in China, but no NBA contract to support you. But remember LaVar, shoplifting is NOT a little thing. It’s a really big deal, especially in China. Ungrateful fool!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2017

Just, let this sink in: the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DEMANDING CREDIT AND THANKS FROM AN AVERAGE CIVILIAN. What a world.

All we need now is Vince McMahon and we can turn our nation into a real circus.

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